horrid little cat saved me from my devil’s nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth
pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute
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oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:
The wonderful (derogatory/affectionate) thing about James Flint is that for all he justifiably wants to wage war against England, he is still a my-way-or-the-highway British naval officer to the bone
Did Flint spare poor Mr. Gates a slower, more miserable death by increasingly higher blood pressure as a consequence of Flint’s progressively unhinged behavior in the following seasons? Also yes
what i wouldn’t give to know what hal gates would say about everything that transpired after his death. both in a “ghostly member of a greek chorus haunting flint until the end” way and a “black sails reaction podcast hosted by gates and degroot dunking on every subsequent decision he makes” way.
sending thoughts and prayers to mr de groot most patient man in the history of shows ever. to always say the sensible thing and the right thing and the most intelligent thing then to be told to stfu and be proven wrong only because flint is the main character and he controls the weather. sorry that god decided you were a side character.
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