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ca-dmv-bot

Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2016. Posts hourly. Not the actual DMV.

This is a bot that posts *real* personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received, with *real* customer and DMV comments. If you enjoyed this account, please consider giving it a star on GitHub!

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Customer: A PICK OFF TO FIRST BASE IN BASEBALL
DMV: LOOKS LIKE PUCKED OFF WHICH IS SIMILAR TO FUCKED OFF
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: A PICK OFF TO FIRST BASE IN BASEBALL
DMV: LOOKS LIKE PUCKED OFF WHICH IS SIMILAR TO FUCKED OFF

Verdict: DENIED

California license plate with text PCKDOFF DENIED bot ca-dmv-bot california dmv funny government lol public records

Customer: FE- FERNANDO EMMANUEL 13-2013
DMV: 13 = GANG
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: FE- FERNANDO EMMANUEL 13-2013
DMV: 13 = GANG

Verdict: DENIED

California license plate with text FE 13 DENIED bot ca-dmv-bot california dmv funny government lol public records

Customer: I HAVE A GERMAN CAR AND DANK IS GERMAN FOR THANK YOU
DMV: “DANK” CAN BE SLANG FOR MARIJUANA
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: I HAVE A GERMAN CAR AND DANK IS GERMAN FOR THANK YOU
DMV: “DANK” CAN BE SLANG FOR MARIJUANA

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: FAMILY
DMV: SQUAD-GANG; name is Araujo
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: FAMILY
DMV: SQUAD-GANG; name is Araujo

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: CALL MY CAR POKEY… POKEY MOBILE. TH510POKYMBL
DMV: POKIE MOBILE
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: CALL MY CAR POKEY… POKEY MOBILE. TH510POKYMBL
DMV: POKIE MOBILE

Verdict: DENIED

California license plate with text POKYMBL DENIED bot ca-dmv-bot california dmv funny government lol public records

Customer: PERSONAL
DMV: ASSHOLE BACKWARDS
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: PERSONAL
DMV: ASSHOLE BACKWARDS

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: FOOTBALL TEAM AND BIRTHDAY
DMV: 88-HITLER
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: FOOTBALL TEAM AND BIRTHDAY
DMV: 88-HITLER

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: DOING WELL AGAIN IN LIFE
DMV: FAG
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: DOING WELL AGAIN IN LIFE
DMV: FAG

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: YOU HARUT TAGARYAN FLOWERS FOR YOU
DMV: FU-VULGAR
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: YOU HARUT TAGARYAN FLOWERS FOR YOU
DMV: FU-VULGAR

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: OCHOA 1988
DMV: 88, GANG REFERENCE
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: OCHOA 1988
DMV: 88, GANG REFERENCE

Verdict: DENIED

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