FRIENDS IT IS HERE. As promised even! We are technically just under 20k for this chapter, but still not small enough that cutting it in half has stopped it from brutally murdering the app, so…. We’ll see how this posts! 😅

I did myself a whole honkin’ reread on the whole thing too, refreshed my lil reminders of what I named things and all the lil threads I was playing with… and hot damn it’s a beast huh?

The good news is, although we are getting into plot, we are getting out of the heavy stuff, at least for the next little bit! Back to our silly happy fun times with the boys 🥰

And, y’know, dealing with Jason’s death and first transformation and all. Totally all fine! Nothing to worry about! 😇

Today’s chapter is a lil Bruce-heavy in this front half because the main thing stopping me was that I got most of the way through before I realized I needed to rewrite Jason’s entire first scene, but I’m a lot happier with it now 😁

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The Finished Core part 1

When it finally happened, Jason’s core coming in was pretty anticlimactic. For all they’d worried it might trigger a transformation, rile up the pit, or even have a physical shockwave… the event itself was almost disappointing. Buried busily in some paperwork for the library, Jason himself hadn’t actually noticed.

He’d already started feeling what he thought might be his core over the past few days; like a vibrating ball of energy, usually in the middle of his chest (although it wandered in all directions). Which would make the knot of tension that sometimes sat in his gut and sometimes went as far up as his throat… probably Pitty.

Not fun having a distinct sensation that went along with everything else the Pit was. Did nothing at all to ease his worries about what the hell would happen when they were both actually completed.

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die-erlkonigin6083
memes--memes

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you ain’t grading a college paper

succyfunhouse

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

clevercorgi

Absolutely true. At the two places I’ve worked at that require employees to push customer surveys, both have had a 10ish point scale but literally record the scores customers give as 0% or 100%, with 0% being anything less than a perfect score.

Giving a less-than-perfect score may seem reasonable for a variety of reasons (though the “never give a perfect score because no one’s perfect/always room for improvement” crowd are destined to screw us over), but in reality, it just means that your department/store/unit/et cetera gets pressured more and more to bring their score up as the month goes on.

My current workplace even has the ability to somehow generate a -100% score if the surveys are all “not good enough”, AND a good score for the month doesn’t count if we don’t get at least three surveys.

It’s as stressful as it sounds.

die-erlkonigin6083
sphinxyvic:
“derinthescarletpescatarian:
“ deathsmallcaps:
“ derinthescarletpescatarian:
“ kinkeryandgeekery:
“ picktheonesthatlast:
“are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?
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picktheonesthatlast

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

kinkeryandgeekery
kinkeryandgeekery

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Pilots drawing things with flight paths is a niche interest but a fucking fantastic one. Boeing Dreamliner 18-hour test flight.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

deathsmallcaps

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

derinthescarletpescatarian

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”

sphinxyvic

@mjn-air can’t you just hear Douglas now? “Oh I’ve done way better designs than those!”

die-erlkonigin6083
dreamdropsystem

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ya"ll who"s up for group meowing

narwhalsarefalling

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the aircraft emergency frequency (known as GUARD in the usa) is SUPPOSED to be used for emergencies. the frequency is 121.5 mhz. it is for all international air distress and emergencies and stuff (theres a different one for military)

however. for some goddamn reason. for at least the past ten years (maybe more) there has been meowing. random pilots going “meowww!” on the emergency frequency. this is often followed by at least 8 different people yelling “GUARRRRD” “YOUR ON GUARD” “STOP FUCKING MEOWING” and at least 3 others meowing also.

i have a radio and often tune into this frequency if i want to hear local airplane pilots/control tower operators act like absolute fools.

here’s some operators using GUARD to try to contact a flight that went missing (they found them) and just the absolute nonsense, the one guy spamming caribbean music, the voice changer, and the meowing and guard police are so fucking funny. GUARD is always doing shit like this. its great. (note that he isnt on the frequency until 1:30, so the other shit is just normal coworker conversations. “who the fuck eats honeydew” is just two coworkers not abusing resources).

usually radio etiquette is a lot more professional for these guys but mistakes do happen. people tend to be pretty quick on the jokes tho. if you ever want to listen to the funniest shit ever a lot of amateur radio operators upload the funniest dialogue they catch on youtube pretty often.

my-life-is-a-sidequest

@antifatemptress is this true?

antifatemptress

Yes, unfortunately this is true. Pilots are children. And since we"re all legally obligated to monitor guard at all times when able, these guys know they always have an audience. Things I"ve also heard on guard include:

• someone barking, which was nice variety and very much appreciated to see more canine representation in my field

• airline captains making full cabin announcements, not realizing they were transmitting, followed by several other pilots asking questions as if they were in the cabin

• airline captain making about half a cabin announcement before stopping cold, pausing for about 3 seconds, and mumbling "...I am so fucking sorry," then presumably making the announcement again to his actual cabin

• two pilots for different airlines speaking Italian to each other (one of these was actually my captain, the other guy was a friend from his last job)

• pilot doing a radio shockjock voice saying "aaalrighty folks you"re listening to one-twenty-one-point-five the GUARRRRRRD, bringing you the lastest in aviation disasters, mishaps, and tragedieesss! Up next, four more hours of nonstop cat soundssssss!"

dolphin-writer
poetry-protest-pornography

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children"s songs in the style of various artists, and he"s incredible.

I"m weirdly emotional about it?


thisdiscontentedwinter

This is amazing!

nitrogennightmare

This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you"ve destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"

This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I"m touched, this is art

prismatic-bell

I feel it’s important you all know this is actually a group of five dads, and they started this as a way to entertain their kids. The bands on the band wheel are their favorite bands, while the songs on the songs wheel are their kids’ favorite songs.