Surrounded by Clowns

geekandmisandry

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

whats-gender

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

bananonbinary

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

proudfreakmetarusonikku

is god not the dm of life