Beautiful game! Jiggle physics on point, amazing SFX and background music, amazing and creative plot, unlike anything ever seen before! The monsters are never reused and the Spoopy Monster was so scary I didn't even get a chance to collect myself before I started abruptly having a panic attack from how daunting it was, but that only means the character designs were terrifically terrifying! Overall, avant-garde TOILET with an amazing sense of humor. Also I didn't know how to walk up stairs so I thought I had to go backwards lol. I can't tell if it was anyone else who was confused or if it was just me but yea. (I lied at the start. I couldn't hear the background music or SFX because my PC's speaker is broken. I'M SO SORRY FOR LYING PLEASE FORGIVE MEJNEJNKHRUAGHBDU- *gets kidnapped by Evil I think but in a cool radical way.* )
Ohhh thank you : D I did all the voices of the characters, and voicing a Toilet wasn't an easy task. I wanted to make a sophisticated intellectual game with very polished mechanics and an award winning plot worth of a TV series adaptation. I'm glad I was able to create such a game!
I have to say, you really nailed it, this game does truly feel like Hollywood blockbuster. And it must have been hard combining the dating sim mechanics and branching storylines with a SHMUP gameplay. And that secret ending where Toiletisia hooks up with the Demon Queen and they go shopping for toilet seat covers together is a particular highlight of the game. Truly the romance of all time!
I agree! I was playing this game with my totally real girlfriend that I do have and we both agreed that our relationship is so similar to theirs as we also went into a relationship after an intense boss battle against each other! As a toilet it is truly flap valve warming to see this saccharine romance at the end of a fierce SHMUP game! The romantic and Shoot 'Em Up characteristics of the game were so smoothly executed, I was flabbergasted at the creator's ability to coalesce the more violent aspects of the game with the more loving amativeness aspects! I felt an enamoredness to all of the characters in the game, except for the enemies of course.
hahaha thank you! Maybe one day I'll consider making a sequel, but I'm not sure if people will want to play another Toiletisia game, since toilets get a lot of hate
Well, sir, delectable, intellectual peer, the fuck that this so-called "shit" is, is a fine "Shoot 'Em Up!" TOILET game in which you play as a curvy, modern latrine with a large bust and an amazing abundance in the area around the femur. The game begins with a few warnings and recommends that you get a free mini toilet companion. It does nothing, nor does it contribute to the plot, however, it makes the game 100x better. I took it with, and can not confirm that it changes the experience, however I do still recommend that you accept the cute little guy. When the actual game starts, this fine femme is sitting in her delightful, pleasant office when she gets a sudden call from a distraught citizen who abruptly claims that there is a group of kindred, allied Satanists/cultists that are performing unauthorized Satanist/cultist acts in their general area. The fine toilette hangs up and goes to the house, where she finds many monsters and obstacles to get through. The first boss is presumably a doll with no bottom half and can only be hit when it is not in its ethereal, or blurry, form. You must memorize its pattern to get past and kill it. Once the battle is concluded, the femme toilet goes through more obstacles, until she gets to the next boss, which is a cadaver consisting of only bones with a balloon with a smiley face for the head. There is a second carcass with an inflatable head, however this one has a frowning face. Your goal is to not hit the sulking skeleton, but rather the blithe, buoyant one instead. If you do hit the depressed one, however, you get health taken off, so you must be fettle before you mindlessly start spamming the "Z" key, or attack button. After more obstacles, you are met with a third opponent. This opponent goes about marring the main character that we control, Toiletisia, by causing a bright red flash to obscure our view of the screen for a split second before giving us about two seconds to get off of one of the two levels in which this one-hit fire attack can put the femme toilette, Toiletisia, to death. Once you have eventually defeated this boss, you can go on to even more hindrances and grotesqueries until you get to a save point and a set of stairs. You can climb this flight of steps by pressing the "⬆" and "➡" arrow keys one after the other. This leads you to your final destination in which you will find another femme, this time a demoness. This Not Safe For Work, or NSFW for short, demoness is also very curvy, more so than our lead, and has more curves than the Deals Gap at the North Carolina and Tennessee border. This is a trial and error type battle in which you must memorize the pattern in which the fireballs she shoots will land so that you can maneuver around them. If you hit her and avoid the fireballs strategically, you can eventually finish the game and get the ending credits. Plus, there is a secret ending in which the lead, Toiletisia, gets to hook up with the demoness and shop for toilet seat covers. The creator makes delectable games and they are all unique so I recommend that you check them out. Please tell me if I missed anything or if you would like a further detailed explanation. Thank you for your delightful question, I hope to talk to you again, fine fellow.
Can't wait to play this tbh. Question: Is there a way to change the controls so a and d make you go back and fourth or must you use the arrows? Thank you!
Completed it, the final boss is only as hard as it seems to be, try not to predict it at all, if it is established the pattern is fixed, you will find the right spot to use.
Ran very nicely on chromebook, there needs to be a huge wave of chromebook compatible games that WON'T need a browser, as it can allow new streamers and the like the ability to privately make playthroughs and even continue to own the game if developers choose to retire or never finish games. Theres many good reasons why artistic preservation NEEDS variety of platforms.
I thought the game had some funny af jokes personally.
i was in my last class playing this game and my 2 friends next to me stared at my screen then looked at me with a face of disgust and confusion and scooted their chair away from me.
You should see, in some "adult" japanese media women are referred to as toilets... ngl, I cringe hearing it, but someone out there likes that title... or maybe...
Gotta be honest with his one, it is a very shitty game, the protagonist stinks, the mechanics are flushed down and the plot clearly went down the drain, I would not recommend sitting on this game for prolonged periods of time...definitely need to wipe this game from my memory.
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OK I did my best at bad toilet puns, now the real review:
This was a...interesting game, a good change of pace from more serious games. I am not sure I like the protagonists weirdness (kind of reminds me of Bzpkszp) but some of the jokes did landed on me even if this humor is not my cup of toilet. Actually I think that is worth mentioning, the game is still enjoyable even for someone with different tastes.
I definitely get why some people won't like this since it is a very specific kind of humor but I recommend to at least give it a try for the fun gameplay and silly self-aware story. Even some visual jokes are pretty solid so you are bound to have at least some fun. The counter-horror aesthetic is pretty endearing with all the trope jokes everywhere.
Boss fights, excluding the first one are pretty fun, I was surprised with the last few ones since I was expecting joke bosses till the end, but they offered a fun channel, overall for a joke gamejam game this was pretty entertaining with the usual music, character design and fun gameplay I come to expect from you.
It is refreshing enjoying a 40 minute game for a change instead of an 3 hour epic horror story , nothing wrong with any of that, is just that variety is the spice of life.
As always, awesome gameplay, review and feedback Moriko! The new model looks awesome by the way! The glasses make the reviews feel more intellectual hahaha
I honestly had no idea of what I was doing while I made this. I even considered discarding it (after I made the 1st boss), but I really wanted to submit something to the jam. Also, I was suffering from lack of inspiration due to the hard work I put onto A House for Alesa 3, so I struggled a lot with this one. I should have used some refined plugin for the combat, but instead I made everything with coordinates, variables and commo n events, so yeah, it's extreeemely clunky, but considering it's a game about a toilet, it ends up being fitting.
Considering all of that, I think I'm happy with the results. It certainly isn't among my best games, but there's a certain charm (or smell) to it. And I'm proud of Toiletisia as a character, I really like her, so I might use her in something more complex or maybe have her as a cameo in a future game.
Also, I considered making the villains members of the cult of Zagaracathal and even adding Alesa as a cameo npc, but I need to take good rest from the Alesa characters, even as cameos (I actually don't want to make another Alesa game ever again, but I might change my mind about that next year, since I'm too unpredictable in that regard)
Thank you! : D I'm afraid I can't share the sprites of the protagonist because the base assets I used for creating it state that derivatives can't be distributed (i. e., distributing her sprite would be against the TOS of the external assets used as a base for creating her)
Yeah, I can do that, but right now it's the voting period of the jam, so I can't edit the files. It would have to be after the jam is over. But yeah, I could add some extra languages, I'll see what I can do
The funny bug: sometimes, if Toiletisia gets hit while she's about to shoot, she'll be stuck in her shooting animation and become really quick, it's really funny
The "don't activate this" option...I'm afraid I can't reveal that, it must remain a mystery
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Isn't it for Spanish?
I'm afraid I forgot to translate it. Maybe one day I'll do it!
Really makes me feel like a
Beautiful game! Jiggle physics on point, amazing SFX and background music, amazing and creative plot, unlike anything ever seen before! The monsters are never reused and the Spoopy Monster was so scary I didn't even get a chance to collect myself before I started abruptly having a panic attack from how daunting it was, but that only means the character designs were terrifically terrifying! Overall, avant-garde TOILET with an amazing sense of humor. Also I didn't know how to walk up stairs so I thought I had to go backwards lol. I can't tell if it was anyone else who was confused or if it was just me but yea. (I lied at the start. I couldn't hear the background music or SFX because my PC's speaker is broken. I'M SO SORRY FOR LYING PLEASE FORGIVE MEJNEJNKHRUAGHBDU- *gets kidnapped by Evil I think but in a cool radical way.* )
Please never change <3 beautiful
Thank you so much! : D
very complex and hard game. loved the very real voice acting and very normal story and plot🥰
Ohhh thank you : D I did all the voices of the characters, and voicing a Toilet wasn't an easy task.
I wanted to make a sophisticated intellectual game with very polished mechanics and an award winning plot worth of a TV series adaptation. I'm glad I was able to create such a game!
I have to say, you really nailed it, this game does truly feel like Hollywood blockbuster. And it must have been hard combining the dating sim mechanics and branching storylines with a SHMUP gameplay. And that secret ending where Toiletisia hooks up with the Demon Queen and they go shopping for toilet seat covers together is a particular highlight of the game. Truly the romance of all time!
hahahahaha, what can I say? I was too inspired and wanted to create a masterpiece, a milestone in video game history
I agree! I was playing this game with my totally real girlfriend that I do have and we both agreed that our relationship is so similar to theirs as we also went into a relationship after an intense boss battle against each other! As a toilet it is truly flap valve warming to see this saccharine romance at the end of a fierce SHMUP game! The romantic and Shoot 'Em Up characteristics of the game were so smoothly executed, I was flabbergasted at the creator's ability to coalesce the more violent aspects of the game with the more loving amativeness aspects! I felt an enamoredness to all of the characters in the game, except for the enemies of course.
there should deff b a part 2 cuz this was like sooo good and id recommended it 2 all my friends!! it was a 10/10 game !@
hahaha thank you! Maybe one day I'll consider making a sequel, but I'm not sure if people will want to play another Toiletisia game, since toilets get a lot of hate
bueda baño que hermosa
the thirst was unintentional bros
can u mak e her naked
bro tf
she is so bad
Born to shid forced to wipe
Really enjoyed your game. Hilarious concept.
Awesome video! I'm glad you liked the game and enjoyed the humor! Thank you so much for playing!
❤️BEAUTIFUL TOILET❤️
Great playthrough, thanks for playing! : D
oh no i think i shitted my pan-
hahahaha thank you for playing! Great playthrough!
np lol
Well, sir, delectable, intellectual peer, the fuck that this so-called "shit" is, is a fine "Shoot 'Em Up!" TOILET game in which you play as a curvy, modern latrine with a large bust and an amazing abundance in the area around the femur. The game begins with a few warnings and recommends that you get a free mini toilet companion. It does nothing, nor does it contribute to the plot, however, it makes the game 100x better. I took it with, and can not confirm that it changes the experience, however I do still recommend that you accept the cute little guy. When the actual game starts, this fine femme is sitting in her delightful, pleasant office when she gets a sudden call from a distraught citizen who abruptly claims that there is a group of kindred, allied Satanists/cultists that are performing unauthorized Satanist/cultist acts in their general area. The fine toilette hangs up and goes to the house, where she finds many monsters and obstacles to get through. The first boss is presumably a doll with no bottom half and can only be hit when it is not in its ethereal, or blurry, form. You must memorize its pattern to get past and kill it. Once the battle is concluded, the femme toilet goes through more obstacles, until she gets to the next boss, which is a cadaver consisting of only bones with a balloon with a smiley face for the head. There is a second carcass with an inflatable head, however this one has a frowning face. Your goal is to not hit the sulking skeleton, but rather the blithe, buoyant one instead. If you do hit the depressed one, however, you get health taken off, so you must be fettle before you mindlessly start spamming the "Z" key, or attack button. After more obstacles, you are met with a third opponent. This opponent goes about marring the main character that we control, Toiletisia, by causing a bright red flash to obscure our view of the screen for a split second before giving us about two seconds to get off of one of the two levels in which this one-hit fire attack can put the femme toilette, Toiletisia, to death. Once you have eventually defeated this boss, you can go on to even more hindrances and grotesqueries until you get to a save point and a set of stairs. You can climb this flight of steps by pressing the "⬆" and "➡" arrow keys one after the other. This leads you to your final destination in which you will find another femme, this time a demoness. This Not Safe For Work, or NSFW for short, demoness is also very curvy, more so than our lead, and has more curves than the Deals Gap at the North Carolina and Tennessee border. This is a trial and error type battle in which you must memorize the pattern in which the fireballs she shoots will land so that you can maneuver around them. If you hit her and avoid the fireballs strategically, you can eventually finish the game and get the ending credits. Plus, there is a secret ending in which the lead, Toiletisia, gets to hook up with the demoness and shop for toilet seat covers. The creator makes delectable games and they are all unique so I recommend that you check them out. Please tell me if I missed anything or if you would like a further detailed explanation. Thank you for your delightful question, I hope to talk to you again, fine fellow.
Can't wait to play this tbh. Question: Is there a way to change the controls so a and d make you go back and fourth or must you use the arrows? Thank you!
I'm afraid you can only use the arrow keys and the mouse
No worries, thanks!
Completed it, the final boss is only as hard as it seems to be, try not to predict it at all, if it is established the pattern is fixed, you will find the right spot to use.
Ran very nicely on chromebook, there needs to be a huge wave of chromebook compatible games that WON'T need a browser, as it can allow new streamers and the like the ability to privately make playthroughs and even continue to own the game if developers choose to retire or never finish games. Theres many good reasons why artistic preservation NEEDS variety of platforms.
I thought the game had some funny af jokes personally.
this game made me emo!!!
i was in my last class playing this game and my 2 friends next to me stared at my screen then looked at me with a face of disgust and confusion and scooted their chair away from me.
they just dont understand me.. 🥀⛓🖤
the ghost boss thing was so hard
no like what is this
what the hell is this
This is Toiletisia! And she wishes you a happy halloween!
ahh i see
My genuine reaction:
Is it a literal shitpost? Yes. Is it art? Also yes.
hahahahah
Toilets can be pieces of art too
Make a body inflation version please.
BOBA TOILET IS REAL
fucked up how any person can just wake up one day and decide to make a video game.
when i'm president this will change.
I know it's a toilet but hear me out
You should see, in some "adult" japanese media women are referred to as toilets... ngl, I cringe hearing it, but someone out there likes that title... or maybe...
🤍GREAT GAME!🖤
Gotta be honest with his one, it is a very shitty game, the protagonist stinks, the mechanics are flushed down and the plot clearly went down the drain, I would not recommend sitting on this game for prolonged periods of time...definitely need to wipe this game from my memory.
...
OK I did my best at bad toilet puns, now the real review:
This was a...interesting game, a good change of pace from more serious games. I am not sure I like the protagonists weirdness (kind of reminds me of Bzpkszp) but some of the jokes did landed on me even if this humor is not my cup of toilet. Actually I think that is worth mentioning, the game is still enjoyable even for someone with different tastes.
I definitely get why some people won't like this since it is a very specific kind of humor but I recommend to at least give it a try for the fun gameplay and silly self-aware story. Even some visual jokes are pretty solid so you are bound to have at least some fun. The counter-horror aesthetic is pretty endearing with all the trope jokes everywhere.
Boss fights, excluding the first one are pretty fun, I was surprised with the last few ones since I was expecting joke bosses till the end, but they offered a fun channel, overall for a joke gamejam game this was pretty entertaining with the usual music, character design and fun gameplay I come to expect from you.
It is refreshing enjoying a 40 minute game for a change instead of an 3 hour epic horror story , nothing wrong with any of that, is just that variety is the spice of life.
Keep up the good work!
As always, awesome gameplay, review and feedback Moriko! The new model looks awesome by the way! The glasses make the reviews feel more intellectual hahaha
I honestly had no idea of what I was doing while I made this. I even considered discarding it (after I made the 1st boss), but I really wanted to submit something to the jam. Also, I was suffering from lack of inspiration due to the hard work I put onto A House for Alesa 3, so I struggled a lot with this one. I should have used some refined plugin for the combat, but instead I made everything with coordinates, variables and commo n events, so yeah, it's extreeemely clunky, but considering it's a game about a toilet, it ends up being fitting.
Considering all of that, I think I'm happy with the results. It certainly isn't among my best games, but there's a certain charm (or smell) to it. And I'm proud of Toiletisia as a character, I really like her, so I might use her in something more complex or maybe have her as a cameo in a future game.
Also, I considered making the villains members of the cult of Zagaracathal and even adding Alesa as a cameo npc, but I need to take good rest from the Alesa characters, even as cameos (I actually don't want to make another Alesa game ever again, but I might change my mind about that next year, since I'm too unpredictable in that regard)
I beat the game. I liked the shitty humor.
Hhahaha I'm glad you liked it!
hahahhaha thank you for playing queenfaith! : D
:D think she need vs god ..metaverse HEAVEN AHAHAH
I love this 😻
Could you give me the sprites of the protagonist to download pls? 🙏
Thank you! : D
I'm afraid I can't share the sprites of the protagonist because the base assets I used for creating it state that derivatives can't be distributed (i. e., distributing her sprite would be against the TOS of the external assets used as a base for creating her)
This is so sad :(
Could you add a language change to Spanish?
Yeah, I can do that, but right now it's the voting period of the jam, so I can't edit the files. It would have to be after the jam is over. But yeah, I could add some extra languages, I'll see what I can do
Good game
Thank you Blaze! : D
Toiletisia vs Evil Walkthrough
Awesome walkthrough! Thank you so much! : D
love your sense of humor<3
but unfortunately goat boss is still unbeatable for me.... well i'll keep trying
I updated the game, and now the Goat boss should be easier. Just download the new version, overwritte everything (the save files won't be lost)
oh thank you now i beat it:)
though a toilet shouldnt be afraid of fire at all🤔
hahahaha
toilet logic doesn't make any sense
true true... btw what "don't activate this" option does? I actiavted it, didnt notice any difference
(and waht was that funny bug you didnt fix?)
The funny bug: sometimes, if Toiletisia gets hit while she's about to shoot, she'll be stuck in her shooting animation and become really quick, it's really funny
The "don't activate this" option...I'm afraid I can't reveal that, it must remain a mystery