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An illustration split into two panels. In the first panel Sokka is screaming in outrage. Behind him Teo looks horrified, cradling his toddler. Facing them on the second panel is Zuko in full armour in outer space. A harpoon has pierced him from behind. In the background is a bright explosion with a Fire Nation ships beside it. A white line like a heartbeat issues from the centre of the explosion, coming out the other side as a flat line.ALT

“They’re going for the twins,” said Zuko. “They’re spreading out around the ice, they know—” and inevitably, like the scratchings on an oracle bone, the image was stuttering into view on their planetside radio map. Around the disrupted frequency of the Siqiniq and Taqqiq’s ice wall, the remnant Fire Nation ships were spreading out, the asteroids that had been fencing them in all scattered by now—

“We’re going after them,” said Zuko.

The Mercy of Magpies chapter 5

written by thee one and only @ranilla-bean and betaed bt @faux-fires

Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch 2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch 3.2 || Ch 4 || Ch 5.1

Pinned Post id in alt text Merry christmas eve! we blew him up <33 when rana told me abt the life altering trauma that was merlin bbc killing one of the titular fags at christmas eve i was like wait! we can do that too! and so here it is for all the fujos like yours truly sitting bored as fuck at christmas dinner while on the dam phone this is your sign to drown out the racist relative Arguing with some evergreen old man yaoi whats more important. zukka or baby jesus. there is a right answer btw sokka zuko spacedilves zukka fic rec my art
ash-and-starlight
ash-and-starlight

Zuko is lying on the ground on his back, his hair in a loose knot and his collar buttons opened. Above him is Sokka, with his foot over Zuko’s chest.ALT

When Zuko hit the floor the teacups clattered down with him: one shattered, one rolled under the brazier. Sokka pinned him down. He felt the pulse of each staccato breath under his sock. Zuko did not look too put out. The firelight shivered over his scarred eye. The exposed cleft of his throat bobbed. "You win."

The Mercy of Magpies ch5 is out Now!!

written by the incredible @ranilla-bean (who had a stern parent talk with the fic so that she would complete her homeworks in time and with an A ) and betaed by @faux-fires

Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch 2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch 3.2 || Ch.4

obligatory self rebloooggg before the- oh you know 🤭 one last round for homos dot jpg everyone say baibaiii spacedilves zukka my art
ranilla-bean
batshit-auspol

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

batshit-auspol

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Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

stalking ur blog bc I KNEWWW you reblogged this anyway chat today I learnt what a buggie smuggler is <333
ranilla-bean
ranilla-bean

✨ spacedilves chapter 6 sneak peek ✨

exclusive sneak peek below of the next chapter of @ash-and-starlight and my bebè, the mercy of magpies 🤭

“Where is he?! What’s wrong with him?”

“I don’t know,” said Doctor Song. She appeared amid the smoke, a dark shape with an arm flung over her head. “He won’t let me close.”

Then the white curled away from Druk and Sokka saw the prone body clutched in his great claws. A horrible jolt went through his spine.

“What does he need?” he said, voice steadier than he felt.

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teheeEEEE ITS HEREEEE FIRST SNIPPETTT and the dilf?? still not fine who knoowsss 🫢🫢🤭🤭 stay tuned to find out ig one like = we kill him faster 💕💕💕💕💕💕 spacedilves fic rec
3cosmicfrogs
deaddove

ouyang’s over the top screaming crying throwing up reaction to seeing xu da doing zhu’s hair is easily one of his top character moments, there’s so much to unpack there..

“it was worse than seeing two people fucking” like calm down.

deaddove

ouyang when he sees a man touching another man’s hair: “it was worse than seeing two people fucking”

ouyang when he sees two people fucking :

👁️👁️

he simply is the funniest character of all time