Push the square
A mysterious square has appeared in your house. It seems to do nothing but rotate clockwise, so you are gonna spend all your money making sure it does.
Music:
Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-wave
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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why my game does not end and there are no available upgrades
Try pushing the square for a little bit after buying everything!
Cube.
Cube.
Cube.
Cube
All I did was work I guess what they say is true hard work does pay off like not even joking I didn't press it spin one time can't wait to become world's first trillionaire in like a year or something 🤷
There's actually a limit to how much money you can get! I'm not sure if it's reachable though.
32 bit integer limit for the 64 bit?
About 153 million when I went to split screen mode I guess it accidentally held the push button and the run ended the game 19 minutes on a game that supposed to take judging by the comments half that time you
Ouch! Hopefully the game saved before that!
I just restarted :-(
Everybody send me your most creative challenges make sure they're completable though you can make them take an hour I don't care well make sure they're also completely available on phone I can't really play on computer
Complete the game with as few rotations as you can!
The least possible is 150 if you manage to never press getting workers but it might be impossible I'm going to try
250 for least but with 3 (aaccidentally bought) did it in 353 good challenge
Oh no 4 hours with no reply hopefully someone isn't making a challenge that will take like a day or three
Or 10!?
Hey everyone sorry I haven't been here for awhile but I'm currently playing and helping playtest tech giants I will try to stay here though
Welcome back!
Thanks
6:52 on my first try
Nice!
the cat died ):
Not really! He magically landed in a different universe where he lives happily!
Yippe!!! (also, i was litteraly in TEARS for the cat at the end, because i'm fine with people dying in shooters, but not a cat in a half-joke game)
Is also explains how you can play the game multiple times good reasoning!
we need a game about the cat
i love it good job also
Thanks!
8:26
First Try
Great!
masterpiece
Thank you!
Butifol
The wrong spelling just makes it so much funnyererererestest
Tank you!
A TANK AAAAAAAAA
No, I am not buying steroids, whip or lower work salaries, I'm doing the good ending
oh, I need to buy it
Don't touch it boom good ending
How about some crunch time?
Or is becoming the president from the joke unethical oh no philosophy RUN
Yep that's a new part of my personality pretending to run away whenever there's a philosophical question oh no I said it AAAAAAAAAAAA QUICK FIGURE OUT HOW TO RUN AWAY FROM YOURSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just realized, In the ending, the square can rotate like a cube, doesn't that mean this game should be called push the cube?
Well, you actually never get to push the cube!
Yeah what if it just gains another dimension
The r/antiwork challenge:
Rules:
- No clicking work button
- Buy upgrades in order they are shown (except for spectator ones)
Time: 10 Mins 7 Secs
Cool challenge! :)
:3
8:42 (My push button was stuck)
dang
No I think he meant like if you bring your mouse away you should be able to just get it stuck and they will infinitely go doesn't matter if you're on it or not
Your Google Play link doesn't work.
Yea but a lot of games are weirdly gone
Ouch! Yeah, sadly it was removed from there for using a now obsolete API, and I'm unable to update it :(
Thanks for the heads up!
both fun and funny :D
Thank you! :)
awesome game. just the right length. the constant flow of joke purchases made it really entertaining. i like it
Thank you so much for the kind words!
5:10 long live the square 💪💪💪
update: 3:50💪💪💪
Very nice!!
such an creative idea, very nice
Thank you!
7:27 was my tim
Nice!
3:54, BEAT THAT!
Amazing!!
One step ahead of you my friend haha
Wait a second you are actually my friend you're from TMT Am I dreaming right now do I need to ask somebody to slap me
Ok WHAT how is this happening
this was a silly short game. would love another game like this, or maybe a sequel
Hopefully one day! :)
make another game like this, I loved this game!
Maybe I will!
Great!
Thank you!
No problem!
I LOVE THE SQUARE!!!
I love the square too!!
I got 8 minutes and 10 seconds!
Nice!
I need the sequel. I need push the squares. I need push the BOX. I need more SQUARE.
Maybe someday :)
🄸 🄽🄴🄴🄳 🅂🅀🅄🄰🅁🄴
sub3 noway
Amazing!!
Since everybody else's speed running I thought I would try pretty good for first time it also seems that mobile helps so grab your phones
Yay
I just noticed there's four squares does that mean that this has happened multiple times and multiple houses around the same spot?
That mystery remains unsolved...
Why did MatPat have to retire this is more important than any other thing (I am not saying this just because of April fools)
If only!
I don't know what to do anymore so I'm just going to do a game where I immediately unlock idle income and then I have to live off it at least it's $1 second that's definitely enough to live off of
MAKE A SEQUEL THEN!!!!
Maybe one day!
Wow it's been 4 months and I'm still addicted oh dear
Great improvement!
Awesome job! 2:38 has been the WR limit for a while now but hopefully somone can find some improvements that I have yet to find.
WR?
Nope! I believe the best time is 2:38 ;)
So many squares!
7:33.
Awesome game, cant wait for the sequel, "Push the six square box"!
Thank you so much!
No, thank YOU for making such an amazing game.
:')
They said it was a square, but what was it in the ending scene?
A 3D square!
No, a cube!
Can't wait for the sequel of the sequel push the tesseract as you travel through time SCIENCE
If anything the different ages would probably be dinosaur tribes Neolithic scientific revolution industrial revolution modern age future age maybe split into more depends on if he wants to make an effectively triple a game
And by dinosaur tribes I don't mean tribes that are dinosaur has made
Future age shall be split hopefully there's no one weirdly named Future age sorry if you are actually cool but weird name
people who got 3 minutes are insane
It requires some practice! ;)
you truly cookhere
You do!
Nice little game! I got exactly 8 minutes x)
Thank you! :)
Amazing!
Played again, got 7m 8s.
Nice!
broke my old record now 3m 38s
Amazing!