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Jack: r u guys enjoying ur honeymoon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: u must be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: since ur not answering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Who keep’s texting?”
Jungkook looked up from his phone at his husband (!!!), who had just gotten out of the shower. After a few seconds of staring at Jimin’s torso he answered his husband (!!!), “It’s Taehyung.”
Jimin chuckled, “Is he asking if we’re having sex?”
“Yep.”
Jimin rolled his eyes and slipped on his boxers. Jungkook whined out, causing the older boy to give him a confused look. “What?”
“Why are you putting you’re boxers back on?”
The older boy groaned, “Jungkookie I’m tired. My thighs are tired. My ass is tired. My dick is tired. Can’t you let me rest?”
“But hyung!” Jungkook pouted, “It’s our honeymoon, we’re supposed to be wild!”
“Kookie, we haven’t left the bed all day. I think that’s ‘wild’ enough.”
“Please hyung?” Jungkook sat up on the bed and let the sheets pool around his legs, revealing his naked form to Jimin. The older boy gulped. He knew he couldn't say no to Jungkook, not when he was staring at him with hooded eyes and not when his voice dropped to a deeper tone. Fuck he really was weak. “My dick and ass aren’t tired yet. More specially, my ass is wide awake right now.”
Jungkook wiggled his eyebrows while simultaneously wiggling his lower half. Jimin laughed at his husbands ridiculousness. “I was just about to give in until you started doing that weird… eyebrow thing.”
The younger boy pouted again and leaned against the headboard. He threw away the sheets and spread his legs, giving Jimin the perfect view of his dick and ass. “Please hyung?” The older boys breathe hitched. “Need you. Need your cock inside me. Please fuck me, hyungie.”
Jimin growled and grabbed Jungkook’s legs, pulling him down until he was laying flat on the bed. Jungkook smirked as Jimin crawled up his body. He placed his arms by Jungkook’s head and leaned close until his lips were brushing Jungkook’s. “I can’t resist you baby boy.”
The older boy finally leaned down and kissed Jungkook, the younger boy wrapping his arms around Jimins neck to pull him closer. The two were lost in each other until Jungkook’s phone started vibrating rapidly. Jimin pulled away from the heated kiss and glared at the phone. Jungkook whined and tried to pull Jimin back down. “Ignore it hyung. Keep kissing me.”
Jimin sighed and continued the kiss. But he couldn't concentrate, the group chat going off every second. This is exactly why him and Jungkook always turned off their phones until they were done, so they wouldn't get annoyed by their friends constant messaging. Jimin’s patience was wearing thin and he pulled away from the kiss to grab Jungkook’s phone. Jungkook whined again but Jimin ignored him. “What the fuck do they want?” Jimin grumbled.
Jack: u guys haven’t answered all day
Jack: how much sex can two people have
Moni: maybe they’re enjoying the city
Genie: yeah Rome is a beautiful place
Jack: nah they probably been fuckin
YeonkiMin: omfg they’re not even here and you guys are sTILL TALKING ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES
Jack: the sex lives of the jikook couple has become our life as well
Jack: what happens in those sheets happens in this group chat too
J-Dope: DICKS OUT FOR JIKOOK
YeonkiMin: I WANT A DIVORCE
Genie: Tae pls I’m still scarred from ur best man speech
Jack: WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT MY SPEECH
Moni: u read out texts from our group chat
Jack: AND
Genie: THEY WEREN’T ALL RATED PG
Jack: WELL EXCUSE ME 4 WANTING TO SHOW EVERYONE THE BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY OF OUR FRIENDS THAT HAPPENED THROUGH TEXTS
J-Dope: was the part about Jungkook riding Jimin in stockings really necessary to read out loud
YeonkiMin: WAIT I GOT THIS
YeonkiMin: it wasn’t
Moni: idk how Jimin’s mom looked either of them in the eye after that
J-Dope: it’s a miracle we can still look them in the eyes
Genie: tru
Jack: 10 bucks says they’re using handcuffs rn
Moni: UR ON
YeonkiMin: u guys r really betting on their sex lives
Jack: hell yeah binch !!!
YeonkiMin: 20 bucks says they’re using handcuffs AND a blindfold
Jack: DEAL
JustinSeagull: STFU I’M TRYING TO GET LAID AGAIN HERE
Jack: IT’S ALIVE !!!!!!!!!
Genie: JUNGKOOK HOW’S THE HONEYMOON
JustinSeagull: IT’S JIMIN
JustinSeagull: AND IT WAS GOING GOOD UNTIL SOME PEOPLE DECIDED TO INTERRUPT
Jack: R Y’ALL USING HANDCUFFS
YeonkiMin: and a blindfold ???
JustinSeagull: NEITHER
JustinSeagull: IT’S A VANILLA HONEYMOON
Moni: PAY UP
ChristianChimChim: JIMIN COME AND FUCK ME ALREADY
JustinSeagull: KOOK WTF
ChristianChimChim: U KEPT IGNORNING ME SO I STOLE UR PHONE
Genie: GO FUCK AND TELL US ABOUT THE HONEYMOON AFTERWARDS
J-Dope: HURRY UP I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITALY IS LIKE
Jack: IDGAF I’M OUT 10 BUCKS BECAUSE OF U GUYS
YeonkiMin: STFU IM OUT 20 I HATE U ALL
Moni: LIFE’S A BITCH
Moni: HAVE FUN FUCKIN U 2
“Jimin!”
The older boy turned off Jungkook’s phone and turned around to face the younger boy. “I can’t believe they made a bet on our kinks.”
“I can what the hell.”
Jimin chuckled and laid on his back. Jungkook sighed and nuzzled his head in Jimin’s neck. “The moment is ruined, isn't it?”
“Kind of,” Jimin mumbled, wrapping his arms around Jungkook. The two laid in silence, both boys enjoying the peace and quiet. The sun was starting to set which provided a soft glow to seep through the window. Jimin smiled, feeling so incredibly lucky in this moment, to be laying beside his husband.
Marrying Jungkook is the best thing he ever did. Their wedding (a beach wedding, fuck yeah) was small but simple. A few family members and their friends was all they needed. By the end of the ceremony everyone was crying buckets (especially Seokjin). The reception had been a bit messier, mostly because they got piss drunk and also because Taehyung read to everyone what they wrote in the group chat. It was absolutely mortifying. But Jimin got through it, with the help his husband’s comforting words of course. He wished he married Jungkook sooner.
Jimin chuckles as a certain thought passes through his mind, and Jungkook looked up. “What’s so funny?”
“Nothing, just thinking about what I thought the first time I saw you.”
Jungkook smiled, “Oh really, and what was that?”
“I thought, ‘Hot damn I wanna marry that boy’.”
The younger boy started laughing now. “You did not!”
“I did!” Jimin yelled in mock offense. “Our whole life together flashed before my eyes. We would fall in love, make love every night, get married, move to the country side and have 6 kids and 2 dogs. And when the kids moved out we would go back to Busan and settle down there. Then we would live the rest of our lives in sweet bliss.”
Jungkook chuckled and hide his face in Jimin’s neck. “I can’t believe you mapped out your entire life with a complete stranger.”
Jimin shrugged his shoulders, “You were beautiful. Still are beautiful. I was smitten with you the moment I saw you.”
Jungkook blushed. “Well, the feeling was mutual. Hoseok hyung sent me really cute pictures of you.”
The older boy hummed and tightened his grip on his husband. “I’m really glad I texted our stupid friends about my future husband.”
Jungkook smiled and kissed Jimin’s collarbone. “I’m really glad too.”
The younger boy suddenly climbed on top Jimin, placing his thighs on Jimin’s sides. “The moment is back~”
Jimin smiled, “You’re a sex menace.”
“Well, you married a sex menace.”
“Yeah,” Jimin whispered, staring at the beautiful man on top of him. He pulled Jungkook down and kissed him sweetly. This kiss was soft and slow, both boys wanting to savor the moment. Jungkook pulled away first and smiled at the older boy. “I love you Jimin.”
Jimin smiled back, “I love you too Jungkook.”
They spent the rest of the night making love, and the next morning they spent texting their friends about the beauty of Italy. Well, that, and trying to convince their friends that no, they weren’t using handcuffs during their honeymoon.
Being in that group chat was a handful.
(But secretly, they were ok with that.)
Jack: 30 BUCKS SAY THEY’RE TYING EACH OTHER TO THE BED POST
ChristianChimChim: TAE STFU
(Sometimes they were ok with that.)
The End