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"Raaaaaahhgh?" Katarrr said, as she and Jae shuffled down the stairs.
"I know, right? I mean, how long does it take to get changed?" Jae complained, following her friend, "I could’ve sworn Maz said they’d already put on the shiny underpants..."
"UUUUURRRG AAAAAAH?"
"Steamingly so, according to Maz. Though she did warn that dear ol’ Icky is blushing everywhere there’s exposed skin."
The Wookiee giggled excitedly.
"Maz also said that Icky has a rear so fine, she’s not seen the like in nearly eight hundred years. And she said that if she’d didn’t already know Abbie, she’d have sworn that a goddess had descended on the castle."
"UUUUUUUMA!" Katarrr exclaimed happily, flailing a little, as they reached the door.
Jae banged on the door with her fist hard.
"Are you two ready yet?!" She yelled at the door. No reply came. She banged again. Nothing.
"Ah, hell with it," she muttered, giving the door a good swift kick with her foot.
BOOM!
"Oh, fuck!" Jae yelled, her eyes wide as she caught sight of Abbie and Crane. She turned away, her hand over her eyes. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!" Katarrr screamed, as if to say "literally!" She did a little happy dance, and clapped her furry hands furiously.
"SHUT THE DOOR!" Crane screamed at them, looking shocked and exasperated, from the rug on the floor. Abbie was sitting on him. Both were sweaty, and panting hard. Their golden underwear was nowhere in sight.
Abbie growled nearly as loudly as a Wookiee, and thrust out her hand in front of her. She winced, forced herself to concentrate, and reached out through the Force with all of her might (which ended up being a lot more difficult, what with Crane’s hand where it currently was.) The door slammed hard in their faces.
Jae turned back and stared at the door for a moment, eyes wide open. Her bottom lip wobbled slightly.
"Welp," she finally spoke, her voice a little shaky, "I have a sudden, powerful need to get hammered again. You coming, Katarrr?"
"MUUUAWA."
"Okay, suit yourself. I’ll be upstairs then." Jae said with a smile, walking off.
Katarrr turned back towards the door, listening to the heavy breathing going on within. There was a tiny crack in the wood an inch above her head, damage done from Jae’s kick and the Force-related door slam. Carefully, she tiptoed next to the door, leaning into it gently and sticking the lens of her goggles to the crack. Katarrr giggled quietly as she peered into the room, watching the scene within.
It was the best birthday ever.