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"Baby, what do you want?"
"Tomato rice soup."
"The acidity for the tomato wouldn't be good for you right now. Why don't I make my mom's chicken noodle soup?"
"You asked what I wanted. I want tomato rice soup."
"I don't know how to make that, Sam."
"You take Campbell's tomato soup, make rice, and combine."
"Sam, please, we don't have those ingredients and it's too late for any store to be open."
"Then I don't want anything."
"How did I not know what a brat you are when you're sick?"
"I'm not a brat!"
"Coulda fooled me."
"Jerk."
"What did you just call me? How did I become the jerk when all I'm trying to do is take care of you?"
"No-no-you're supposed to...you know...call me a bitch. It's not an insult."
"Sam! You know that bitch is a derogatory word that I think should be struck from the English language in any capacity except when discussing animals. How could you...Sam? Sam? Are you asleep?"
"..."
"Unbelievable."