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It wasn't often Akaashi and Tsukishima got catcalled. It wasn't that they weren't beautiful, far from it. They just never seemed to wear too revealing or flashy of clothing to draw too much attention.
Bokuto and Kuroo on the other hand, let's just say there's a reason they go to the gym.
But today, the heat was unbearable.
So that's what led to Tsukishima in short-shorts, and Akaashi in a wavy skirt. It was very out of character for them to wear those articles, hell, they even forgot they owned them.
Skirts were more Kuroo's style, and shorts were Bokuto's, since she's been banned from many places for accidentally flashing hoards of people when she would jump around in the skirt.
But Kuroo and Bokuto were not the ones who decided to go to the bookstore at mid-day, when the sun was fucking glaring at the world.
So, as the two girls walked on the pavement, comfortable silence filling the air, a sudden honk broke them out of their thoughts.
"Hey babes, how 'bout you come with us, we can give you al-"
"You really think that driving up to someone in an ugly-ass car is gonna be enough for them to sleep with you? Pathetic"
Tsukishima never had the patience to deal with such tedious things like these types of people. On the other hand, the man in the car, who had around five other people crammed into the car, went from surprise to anger in seconds.
"Listen whore-"
"Don't call my girlfriend a whore"
The intensity and anger dripping from Akaashi's voice was multiplied by the almost emotionless demeanor she possessed. That seemed to shut the man up.
For a second.
"Oh, not only are you sluts but you're also lesbiens. Disgusting."
Tsuki snorted "You know what's disgusting? The fact the six perverts think it's fun to harass women and call them obcene names when they don't want to have sex with you."
Just as the man was going to open his mouth to retort, Akaashi stepped in.
"Where did you people even get the idea that that would ever get you laid? Because I can assure you it'll never work, so just give up:"
Tsukishima couldn't hep but let a sly smirk crawl onto her features. The absolutely dumbfounded looks on the men was enough to crack anybody up.
The girls watched in amusement as the men quickly drove off, as if trying to act like it never happened.
"I have a new-found respect for Kuroo and Bokuto now."
Akaashi gave a small smile.
"Don't tell them I said that"
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When they got home, books in hand,e they were greeted music being blasted from the stereo, and a trail of candy wrappers that led to the living room.
As they walked in, they saw Bokuto chasing each other, in the background Flawless could be heard. They stopped in their tracks as they saw their girlfriends standing there, arms crossed.
Before they could apologize for the mess they made, they saw their outfits.
"Holy shit! Tsuki-you're-you're-Is that a croptop!?"
"'Kaashi! You're wearing the skirt I gave you! Wait-is that a tank-top?! That isn't black!?"
"Wha-How?"
"Who are you people!?"
Tsukishima rolled her eyes, placing the books on the coffee table.
"It was hot as fuck out there"
Akaashi shrugged, sitting down on the couch.
"We got cat-called though"
"No way really?!"
"What' you guys do!?"
Tsukishima rolled her eyes, sitting beside Akaashi, "Told them off of course," She paused, "They were homophobic as well"
She watched as her girlfriends' faces morphed into disgust as well.
"Those are the worst, aren't they?"
There was no response to Bokuto's question, as they all sat snugly on the couch.
Todayt hasn't been the first time Akaashi and Tsukishima got disrespected on the street, but it certainly was the most irritating. But for now, they will just enjoy the moment with their girlfriends.
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