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It is the evening in November 2024. Amir is just scrolling through Uber Eats, looking for a delivery to make, when a guy in another Universe sends him a delivery request. He says he'll give a $2 tip for this, making Amir immediately launch himself into his car and begin the journey. It was long, however. Amir's built-diffferentness made the journey take 2 minutes. He delivers the food when, suddenly, Anti Spiral comes out of nowhere and begins to try and kill Amir. But, however, the $2 tip makes Amir the strongest being in our universe. Anti Spiral tries crushing Amir. Amir escapes Anti Spiral's fist, going up to his neck to deliver a blow. Anti spiral is in a lot of pain after the attack. Amir gets down from Anti Spiral's neck and goes for the eyes. He lands a good shot on the left eye, severely injuring and impairing Anti Spiral. Anti spiral has enough and tried to land a flurry of blows on Amir, missing all but one. That one was stopped by Amir, with his Pinky Finger, and sent back at Anti Spiral. Then, Amir got back on Anti Spiral's neck and snapped it, Killing Anti Spiral. Amir, slightly tired after fighting a cosmic being, asks the man he delivered to, "can I have my tip now?"