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“I KNEW IT WAS YOU!! YOU WERE MY SECRET SANTA!”
“Of course I was. I couldn’t tell you that, though, could I?”
“AND YOU WROTE ME A 100K SLOW BURN RIVALS TO LOVERS TADEJONAS FIC!! Jonas!! I can’t believe it!!”
“What can I say. You inspire me?”
“I’m saying it with all my affection: you’re crazy.”
“I’m not! I just love you.”
“I love you too! So much! I’m sorry, though.”
“For what?”
“Because you won’t get a lot of sex during the next few days. I’ll be too busy reading your fic.”
“Oh, right… Fuck, I hate Secret Santa.”