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🎶And I set fire to my face🎶- Touya
disco inferno: I just think I’ve been through enough in my life.
baby new year: and I think you’re gonna have to fuck it up
baby new year: *suck it up
days since our last nonsense: How many times do you say fuck that your Autocorrect picks fuck first?
baby new year: I don’t have to dignify that with a response.
vogue: I called Aizawa-sensei “dad” today.
disco inferno: Hi, Shouto. Nice to hear from you too. Oh, I’m doing well, thanks.
vogue: Stop putting words in my mouth.
disco inferno: You are the littlest of all the shits.
days since our last nonsense: Shouto, do you see Aizawa-san as a father figure?
disco inferno: that’s illegal, he can’t do that.
baby new year: Aizawa-san gives me good dad vibes.
disco inferno: he broke my nose once
baby new year: That’s still better than what Endeavor did.
days since our last nonsense: Wasn’t that a clone? I thought that was a clone?
disco inferno: Yeah, but it still hurt my feeling.
baby new year: your feeling
disco inferno: my feeling, yes
baby new year: feeling, singular
disco inferno: okay, what’s not clicking for you, Natsu?
days since our last nonsense: Touya, I think you’re having a very big feeling right now. Can you hold onto it just a moment, please?
disco inferno: k
days since our last nonsense: So.
days since our last nonsense: Aizawa-san?
vogue: It just slipped out.
vogue: Shinsou called him “Dad” a week ago. I overheard. I’ve been thinking about it.
disco inferno: Eraserhead has a son?
days since our last nonsense: Touya, what’s the rule?
disco inferno: ...
disco inferno: what I read in the group chat stays in the group chat and doesn’t go to my crusty villain friends.
disco inferno: even though Shigaraki’s the only crusty one and none of them are my friends
disco inferno: But COME ON.
disco inferno: Shigaraki would be so MAD.
disco inferno: We should all call Eraserhead “Dad” just to piss Shigaraki off.
baby new year: Okay, I’ll bite.
baby new year: Why would Shigaraki be mad?
disco inferno: He‘s been angling to get adopted by Eraserhead for years.
vogue: I thought he had a gross crush on him.
disco inferno: You’re thinking of Toga with Deku.
baby new year: Doesn’t Shigaraki already have a dad?
days since our last nonsense: People can have more than one dad, Natsuo.
disco inferno: yeah, natsuo, don’t be a homophobe
baby new year: literally bisexual but whatever
vogue: And some people, like us, have no dads.
baby new year: Twagic.
baby new year: Anyway, what’s his plan?
disco inferno: you didn’t hear this from me
baby new year: my new favorite Touya phrase
days since our last nonsense: I love when Touya brings us the hot villain gossip.
disco inferno: Fuyumi, this is one of the most horrible pieces of information I own.
disco inferno: If I don’t tell you all, I will have to shed my skin and assume a new identity.
baby new year: you need to trade in your skin anyway. That eschar is awful.
disco inferno: I have, like, nine hundred yen and a fake ID to my name. Skin’s gonna have to wait.
days since our last nonsense: You have a fake ID?
disco inferno: ANYWAY.
disco inferno: Shigaraki hates romance. Gets all shrivelly around dating sims and stuff.
disco inferno: but the little idiot LOVES Eraserhead and he loves Kurogiri.
days since our last nonsense: I have a bad feeling about where this is going.
baby new year: Touya, don’t say it.
disco inferno: So Shigaraki’s trying to plot out a way to get Eraserhead and Kurogiri to fall in love.
disco inferno: It’s like his ninety-ninth stupid plan to get Eraserhead to join us.
days since our last nonsense: That’s a lot of plans. Didn’t he meet him in April?
disco inferno: Apparently, Kurogiri’s been telling him stories about Eraserhead since he was a baby.
baby new year: I imagine a baby Shigaraki to look strongly like a Shar Pei puppy.
days since our last nonsense: What is wrong with you?
baby new year: he looks so wrinkly
disco inferno: well that's going to be living in my brain every time i see him from now until the next time i die
days since our last nonsense: Please don't do that.
disco inferno: no promises
disco inferno: i'm so glad i don't look him in the eye anyway
disco inferno: why can't i be the kind of villain who uses hard drugs?
days since our last nonsense: Actually, for putting that image in MY head, Natsuo, I’m going to shake you senseless the next time I see you.
baby new year: I can accept my fate with grace.
days since our last nonsense: Sure you can.
days since our last nonsense: Shouto, you’ve been quiet.
vogue: I thought I was having a panic attack, but you all distracted me, so I think it was just heartburn.
days since our last nonsense: Oh no! Shouto!
vogue: It’s too late to worry about it now.
baby new year: Those are fighting words. It’s never too late for us to worry about you.
disco inferno: you’re actually way too late for me to worry about you though. sorry.
vogue: You are not sorry.
disco inferno: yeah, you’re right. I’m not.
disco inferno: not worrying about you makes my chosen career path way easier.
days since our last nonsense: Touya!
days since our last nonsense: Shut! Up!
baby new year: Shouto, if it’s about calling Aizawa-san Dad, I think it’ll be okay.
disco inferno changed their username to eraserhead’s bastard child
eraserhead’s bastard child: yeah, we support you
baby new year: oh, me next!!
baby new year changed their username to eraserhead junior
eraserhead junior: someone’s gotta carry on the family name
days since our last nonsense changed their username to minnie eraser
minnie eraser: It’s a pun!
eraserhead’s bastard child: yeah, not a good one.
minnie eraser: I’m going to put you in the quiet corner.
eraserhead’s bastard child: oh no! oh the quiet corner! my one weakness! oh the humanity!
vogue: I don’t know if this is encouraging or alarming.
eraserhead junior: join us join us join us join us
minnie eraser: Join us! Join us!
eraserhead’s bastard child: JOIN US, TODOROKI SHOUTO
vogue: ew.
vogue changed their username to son of the scarf
son of the scarf: It’s AIZAWA Shouto, actually, you heathens.