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Tell Me More About My Eyes: BSD Text Thread

Summary:

In which another one of Dazai's stupid questions receives a rather surprising answer.
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Hoiii!!!

Nakahara Chuuya-kun!!!

 

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No

 

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I haven't said anything, yet!

 

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Still...

No

 

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But I have a really important question!

 

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You think every dumbass questions you have is important!

What's new?

 

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Please?!

 

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Fine

Whatever it is,

just make it quick, Mackerel

 

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What color are my eyes?

 

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What!?

 

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You heard me

What color are my eyes?

 

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What kinda special stupid are you?!

Are you seriously telling me you don't know?!

 

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Well, of course I know

They're my eyes

I just wanna to see if you know

 

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They're brown, you idiot

 

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Oh...

 

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Wait

I'm not finished

At first glance your eyes are brown

 

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Okay...

So you do know

 

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But when the light hits them?

They change to amber

 

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Wow...

 

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And if you look really close around the iris?

The color is pure honey

 

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Okay, then

 

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Did I say I was done, yet?!

Now shut the hell up!

 

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But when you look into the sun?

They almost look green

 

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There

Now, I'm done

 

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Wow, Chuuya...

 

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What?

 

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I had no idea...

 

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You had no idea about what, exactly?!

 

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That you paid that much attention to me

I mean

I'm flattered

...

...I think..?

 

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Why?

I spent every day-

for four years of my freaking life

staring into your eyes

 

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...

...um...

Chibi..?

Is there something you're not telling me?

 

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Huh?

 

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You seriously spent every day

for four years

staring into my eyes?

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Like...

...

Are you obsessed with me, or something..?

 

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What?!

No!

I was trying to find your soul

...

Dumbass

 

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...oh...

 

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Never found it

So I'm guessing you just don't have one

 

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Wow...

...okay...

Now that's just hurtful...

 

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Really..?

And how do you think I feel?!

Four years of my life...

Waisted

Notes:

A/N:
This idea was inspired by the film, 'Monster-In-Law', with Jennifer Lopez
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Monster-in-Law (2005)

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: What color are my eyes?

Dr. Kevin Fields: Well, at first glance your eyes are brown. But when the light hits them, they change to amber. And if you look really close around the iris, the color is pure honey. But when you look into the sun, they almost look green. That's my favorite.

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