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Hoiii!!!
Nakahara Chuuya-kun!!!
No
I haven't said anything, yet!
Still...
No
But I have a really important question!
You think every dumbass questions you have is important!
What's new?
Please?!
Fine
…
Whatever it is,
just make it quick, Mackerel
What color are my eyes?
What!?
You heard me
What color are my eyes?
What kinda special stupid are you?!
Are you seriously telling me you don't know?!
Well, of course I know
They're my eyes
I just wanna to see if you know
They're brown, you idiot
Oh...
Wait
I'm not finished
At first glance your eyes are brown
Okay...
So you do know
But when the light hits them?
They change to amber
Wow...
And if you look really close around the iris?
The color is pure honey
Okay, then
Did I say I was done, yet?!
Now shut the hell up!
…
But when you look into the sun?
They almost look green
…
There
Now, I'm done
Wow, Chuuya...
What?
I had no idea...
You had no idea about what, exactly?!
That you paid that much attention to me
I mean
I'm flattered
...
...I think..?
Why?
I spent every day-
for four years of my freaking life
staring into your eyes
...
...um...
Chibi..?
Is there something you're not telling me?
Huh?
You seriously spent every day
for four years
staring into my eyes?
...
Like...
...
Are you obsessed with me, or something..?
What?!
No!
I was trying to find your soul
...
Dumbass
...oh...
Never found it
So I'm guessing you just don't have one
Wow...
...okay...
Now that's just hurtful...
Really..?
And how do you think I feel?!
Four years of my life...
Waisted