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It was the usual night,Clef and Kondraki were together in bath,washing each other’s backs.One could say it was intimate because they weren’t wearing any clothes but the two old men were together so long it didn’t matter anymore.Oh well Kondraki turned 72 and Clef 68,time flies by
Clef; I cannot believe they made butter even more expensive! How I AM supposed to pay for it! The government doesn’t give me enough money to pay for that
Kondraki: yeh……At least the grandma didn’t broke your ankle like last time
Clef: pfff! That lady is crazy!
Clef says as he squeezed some lotion onto his hand and rubbed it onto Kondraki’s back and chest
Clef: You need to shave! You look like you’re from the 70s!
Kondraki: Pff! Do you even know how people looked back then? You youngsters don’t know what you’re talking about!
Clef: One.I am 4 years younger! Second. I saw your pictures from the 70s and you were like a bear!……not that I don’t like it..
Clef smirks and chuckles,smacking Kondraki’s back after smearing the lotion everywhere
Kondraki: ….OW! Be careful!….I don’t want to go to the hospital again…ugh….
Kondraki rubs his back and flicks the water onto Clef
Kondraki: you wouldn’t even understand 70s…
Kondraki says in grumpy tone and glances at Clef like little child being mad because you took his toy
Clef: oh believe me Kondraki! I lived and breathe the 70s too!
Kondraki: Oh of course you DID….But you weren’t 18 when 1970 became a year.You never saw topless girls on beach,you never listened to ABBA when it was releasing,you were never dancing in bar……you never had weird mustache and hairy chest in *the* 70s
Kondraki mumbles,weirdly nostalgic and sad.Clef’s hands pull away from Kondraki’s back into the warm bubbly water
Clef: I bet you were hot back then
Clef says,trying his best to light up the mood for Konny
Kondraki: the hell I was
Kondraki takes a deep breath,his eyes turning deeper with each tear
“I will never be young again,Clef….I will never be hot again….It will never be in 70s again”
Kondraki turns to Clef,cupping his cheek
“We are old Clef”