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A boring day in the bank helped him come up with the plan. Of course, thinking about his boyfriend's dick was more interesting than paperwork. The paperwork wasn’t a challenge, even with Ekaterina criticizing him constantly—changing Zhongli’s mind was.
Childe’s plan was simple. He needed to give Zhongli the best orgasm in his 6-thousand-year-old life; an orgasm that would turn his brain to mush, leaving him pliant enough to agree to anything. Perhaps he could slip the right words, subtly suggesting after that their conversation was a negotiation—and in this case, Zhongli couldn’t just ignore it later. Not his God of Contracts, no matter how much he fancied bending the rules without breaking them.
In the middle of the night, Childe connects the dots—dragon boyfriend means dragon dick. Despite all his travels across Teyvat, he had never experienced such a marvel. But what’s a man to do when his dragon boyfriend turns out to be surprisingly vanilla? -
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Absolutely menace Childe wants to see dragony (horny, in more ways than one ha) zhongli and by golly he’s gonna see dragony zhongli (and hopefully his dick(s) too)!
YES there is smut, read the tags smh dumbass (read: me). This is the 1 u read during the prep meeting & ur power almost went out
Ch 1/2 👀