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Levi stormed into Erwin Smith's office, the door banged into the wall loudly. Erwin looked up from his desk.
"Levi is something wrong you looked pissed?" Erwin asked paying attention to the black-haired man. Levi stomped over to Erwins.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I JUST CAUGHT FUCKING IN THE BATHROOM?" Levi yelled and Erwin's jaw dropped. "SASHA AND NICCOLO!!! WHAT KIND OF SHIFT IS HANGE RUNNING! YOU LEFT HANGE IN CHARGE AND HANGES AT THE FRYER TRYING TO ADD RIDICULOUS ITEMS TO THE MENU! HANGES NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHATS GOING ON IN THE MCDONALDS BECAUSE HANGE IS TRYING TO CREATE PICKLED FRYS!"
Erwin stands up from his chair trying to calm his lover down. Levi is the top janitor.
There's no other janitor.
Levi is the top janitor who has been wanting to get a position as a crew member. A caption or a manager.
"I will go talk to Hange. Breathe in and out, pookie."
"I'm sorry for yelling I am so angry because Hange is running a shit show." The stoic man gritted his teeth. Erwin and Levi walked out of the office and down the hall. They made it to the main part of the Mcdonalds.
Mikasa Ackerman The Employee of the Year was taking the order of a tall blond man who looked sad. He was big and had large arm muscles.
"I only have three dollars..." The man said sadly.
"So do you have a penny or?" Mikasa asked waiting for the man to pay the full price. Erwin stepped in with a charming smile.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"His order is $3.01, but he only has three dollars."
"Mikasa," Erwin whispered. "just give it to him."
"But sir it's against the law to give him a product when he hasn't paid for it."
"You know what, sir. It's on me." Erwin reached into his pocket and gave the man a twenty dollar bill. "Here keep the change."
"Thank you, man. Thank you!" The man started weeping. Erwin smile and his teeth sparkled. Mikasa grabbed the twenty dollar bill and rang in the order and then gave the man his change back.
"A name for the order?"
"Reiner Braun."
Levi and Erwin walked behind the counter. Connie dropped soda all over the ground and then Jean holding two happy meals ran as fast as he could to Eren who has been waiting to give the people in the car their food. All of a sudden Jean slipped on the soda, and fell to the ground and the happy meals flew into the air and landed all over him. Connie laughed so hard he lost his balance and then slipped and fell to the ground. Levi rolled his eyes knowing he's going to have to clean up that mess later.
Eren started shouting at the two boys that were messing around because Eren was going to have to tell the people in their car to wait even longer. Niccolo and Sasha rushed in. Sasha's shirt was inside out.
"Uh Reporting for duty sir!" Sasha said saluting Erwin. Niccolo blushed and went to the stove top. Niccolo was a god and althought Levi was mad that he and Sasha hook up all the time at work, Nicolo was like four cooks in one. Like Niccolo had four arms Niccolo cooked 16 cheeseburgers in the span of seconds!
Erwin and Levi walked over to the fryers where Hange was standing over it with a batch of odd fries.
"What's going on Hange?" Erwin asked.
"Erwin! Try this french fry! It's a potato that has been soaking in a jar of pickle juice for a week and I just fried it! It's delicious we have to add it to the menu! I have three batches. 1 batch of fries soaked in pickle juice for a week. 1 for three days and 1 for 24 hours! I am trying to see which fry taste the best!" Hange said foaming at the mouth from excitement.
"NO FOUR EYES! WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE CREW!" Levi yelled being done with Hange's yapping.
"What Levi means is we have noticed that the crew acts up more when you are the manager on shift." Erwin said in a firm tone. All of a sudden Eren was yelling at the person in from the drive thru window.
"BE PATIENT YOU SHIT HEAD TWO OF OUR EMPLOYEES FELL!" Eren yelled a man with red hair who seemed aggressive.
"WHERES MY FUCKING FOOD IDIOT! I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAST FOOD" Floch yelled back.
"MY FIST IS GOING TO COME IN HOT!" Eren started climbing through the drive thru window. Then his bestfriend Armin started grabbing Eren holding him back.
"Eren! Enough you just got back from your 4th suspension!" Armin tried to hold Eren back.
Another thing caught Erwin's eye which was a fry flying across the room and hitting Sasha in the face. Sasha was makng fun of Connie and Jean who fell and Connie started throwing food at Sasha.
Then Mikasa ran to the drive thru window to help Armin hold Eren back who was telling Floch to meet him in the parking lot when Eren clocks out at 1am.
Reiner was standing at the counter. "Can I get my Happy Meal? Can I please get my Happy meal?"
To avoid getting yelled at by Erwin Hange ran and grabbed a happy meal for Reiner so then he wouldn't be sad.
"LISTEN UP BRATS!" Levi yelled and then all the Mcdonald's crew members stopped. "Niccolo make more happy meals for the nest-haired man in the car! Sasha make more happy meals! Connie and Jean, grab a mop and clean up this mess before it gets sticky! Hange stop creating new items to put on the menu! Eren stop instagating fights with customers at the drive thru window! Mikasa make sure Eren doesn't instigate fights with customers at the drive thru window! Armin go home you're not even scheduled!"
"YES SIR!" They all said at the same time. Levi was tweaking knowing he could be an amazing Mcdonald's manager that's all he wanted to be in life. A Mcdonald's Manager.
Mike opened the freezer filled with all the food and supplies. He walked to Erwin nervously.
"Boss." His milky deep voice dripped. "The cheese had a weird scent and I did an inspection. All the cheese is expired. There's also mold on most of the cheese. Probably all the cheese being sent out now has mold." Erwin and Levi looked around at all the Mcdonald's workers putting together the cheese on the burgers. Erwin sighed then pinched his nose. Levi felt bad knowing how much stress Erwin feels while running Mcdonalds.
Levi escorted Erwin back to his officer. Levi accidentally stepped on a sticky substance and then growled at Connie and Jean. "Better grab a mop it's getting sticky in this bitch."
Erwn sat down. There was a moment of silence before Levi then said, "I can do it you know..."
"Do what?" The blond man asked.
"I can run this place. Erwin, my love--" Erwin then sigh hearing it all before. During work. At home. On dates. Levi always brought this up.
"Levi don't do this--"
"Make me a crew member at least? I can work my way up."
"I can't, pookie. Not with your criminal record. I'm sorry Levi. You can't be Manager at Mcdonalds."
Levi eyes started to fill with tears. What he wanted so badly was out of his reach. Like knowing the stars above can solve all your problems, you reach up, and yet your on earth.