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2024-12-07
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With talk of love (as I make-pretend)

Chapter 2

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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“This one?” Coran confirms, tapping at the image to pull up a detailed article on said bug.

All the Altean goes over Keith’s head, but it looks as close to what he remembers as they’re possibly going to get, and he has no doubt Coran will keep him here until they exhaust this entire list if he doesn’t figure out which one it was.

“Not to worry! This is a relatively harmless bite. The effects should last no more than three quintants, and then you’ll be good as new, number four!”

“What are the effects?” he asks.

“Nothing terrible. Heightened serotonin and dopamine levels, which can feel overwhelming but are calmed in the presence of the first being the victim sees following the bite. I suppose that would be Lance!”

“I don’t…” Keith starts, but oh shit.

Serotonin and dopamine, that’s…

“A lovebug !” Pidge gleefully confirms once they return to the rec room where the rest of the team is waiting to hear about Lance and Keith.

Shit.

He doesn’t feel anything like that, and there’s only one reason why that might be: it’s not working because he already has those feelings for Lance.

And look, this isn’t news to Keith. He’s known for some time now, but that doesn’t mean he wants the rest of the team to figure it out! So, he does the only sensible thing.

He fakes it.

Notes:

Just a little snippet of POV Keith I couldn't bring myself to leave out even though I ultimately went POV Lance here.

You can read him as out of character if you WANT but I firmly believe this man has a pathetic grade school crush on Lance and would enjoy getting to do all the gooey romantic stuff he normally can't while he has this ready-made excuse, especially while he still thinks this bite had no effect BECAUSE of his silly pathetic crush he needs to hide.

Also these two are so fucking obvious that the entire team figured it out AGES ago, so this is more funny than anything to them. They're in the background taking bets on when these idiots will finally get together.

I am objectively right, but I'll forgive you for disagreeing. (And congratulations on continuing to read all the way to the end out of spite, in that case!)

Notes:

Also sorry for disappearing last month. I was adding 50k to the VLD series I'm working on, so I promise you'll think it was worth it later.