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House glared at Wilson, who knew, probably better than anyone how much House hated being contradicted.
"Why do I love you again?" House asked.
Wilson didn't look up from the report in his hand. "Because I give great head."
House grinned, nodding slowly. "Oh yeah."
He thwacked his cane on the table, making the assembled ducklings jump. "Well, you heard him! We do it Wilson's way!"
The ducklings glanced at each other, looks ranging from 'is he serious?' to 'I told you so.' before trailing out of the room, leaving House grinning at the ceiling, and Wilson absolutely not hiding a blush behind his report.