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Monday October 25 2023, 12:08 am
MK: Hey Jules, you online?
Julia has joined the chat
Julia: Yes, fuck off.
MK: Aww, I definitely won’t!
Julia: I am the only one who can text you!
Julia: First, I mean.
MK: Is there a setting for that?
Julia: Well, no.
MK: Then I am allowed to initiate conversations with you.
Julia: My phone buzzes 24/7 because of you.
MK: And you don’t complain about your social media notifications blowing up your phone, baby?
Julia: …
Julia: You do not bring social media into this.
MK: 👌🏼 m’kay babe
Julia: And please don’t call me babe.
Julia: And let me sleep.
Julia: And shut the fuck up.
MK: Whatever, babe.
MK is offline
Julia: Bye~ ✌🏼
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Monday October 25 2023, 7:47 am
Julia: MK?
Julia: Do you have class now?
Julia: MK, ANSWER ME BITCH!!
MK is online
Julia: Answer. Me.
MK has joined the chat
MK: Good morning to you too. You woke me up.
Julia: Do you have class today?
MK: Not until noon.
Julia: So you wanna chat?
MK: I thought you hated me
Julia: Well, you thought wrong.
MK: But you still woke me up.
MK: Wait…
MK: Are you seriously at Maggie’s Cafe?
Julia: How did you know?
MK: I tracked your IP address.
Julia: …
Julia: What do you not know?
MK: That you stole earrings from your grandma
Julia: But then again, everyone knows that! Hey, that’s something that you do know, not that you don’t!
MK: [image]
Julia: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?! I thought I deleted that one!
MK: You did, but you did not delete it from your trash, so I hacked your phone and got it. I saved it to my computer.
Julia: I didn’t finish reading that, (because it’s boring), but, of course you did.
Julia: Delete it from your computer, MK.
MK: No.
Julia: MF.
MK: Don’t use my name to your advantage or else I’ll post your IP address AND that photo you want me to delete!
Julia: Try and stop me, MF.
MK: Five…
MK: Four…
MK: Three…
Julia: So?
MK: Two…
MK: Bye!~
MK has left the chat
Julia: …
Julia: OH MY GOD, MK, COME BACK, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, I’M SORRY, I’LL NEVER CALL YOU AN MF EVER AGAIN, SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, I’M SO FUCKING SORRY!!
MK has joined the chat
MK: My god! I was joking. Was it really necessary for you to beg?
Julia: I hate you!
MK: Shut up baby girl, I’m tryna say something.
Julia: I won’t let you now.
Julia is offline
MK: You gotta learn to deal with her shitty attitude.
MK has left the chat
Julia has joined the chat
Julia: FYI, my attitude is NOT shitty!
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Monday October 25 2023, 3:59 pm
MK: Hey Julia, just wanted you to know, if your reading this in the afternoon, we'll then good afternoon 🙏 🌄! Hope you have a good rest of your day!
Julia has joined the chat
Julia: That’s so fucking cliche, is it from that website where you can copy and paste messages?
MK: You wish, baby girl.
Julia: Ah, so you’re the one who doesn’t know how to use words.
MK: Bitchy much?
Julia: What?! No!
MK: You’re just jealous that I can type big phrases!
Julia: You literally can’t see me gasping! Of course I can write long phrases! Watch me type this entire message out and tell me IT ISN’T LONG! Don’t even start telling me how much of a bitch I am, that ruins that aura for my newest blog, which is all about embracing your true colors!… Click to read more
MK: Jesus, sheesh that is long! Also, the only true colors YOU need to embrace is the fact that you like me how I like you!
Julia: But I don’t. It would ruin the whole vibe. I’m straight and I’ve always been straight.
MK: Except you are lesbian as fuck. Does it look like I’m stupid?
Julia: YES!
MK: Yes what?
Julia:…
Julia: Yes, it does look like you’re stupid.
MK: Oh really? For a minute I thought you meant, “Yes, lesbian as fuck”
Julia:… You little asshole.
MK: You love me.
Julia: Smartass.
MK: Admit it.
Julia: But I’m straight. And being straight means I like boys. This wouldn’t be normal.
MK: Who said being gay was bad or not normal?
Julia: Fuck you, you make this seem normal.
MK: It is.
Julia: Not.
Julia has left the chat
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Monday October 25 2023, 8:26 pm
Julia: MK? MK..?
MK has joined the chat
MK: Yeah baby girl?
Julia: How do I tell someone I like them?
MK: Just enter their DMs, have a normal conversation with them, and then slip an “I love you” somewhere. And then hack their phone wallpaper a little bit, and put an “I love you” wallpaper. Why?
Julia: Oh ok, thanks, I love you baby
MK: See, like that!
MK: Wait a second, did you just use my own tips on myself?
Julia: Not exactly, I have no idea how to hack your phone.
MK: So you did?
Julia: Yes.
MK: You fucking baby girl.
Julia: So, turns out I am lesbian.
MK: Interesting.
Julia: Wanna go out with me?
MK: Like, where do you wanna go?
Julia: I dunno, Maggie’s?
MK: Sure,
MK:… Wait, doesn’t like, every couple go there on dates?
Julia has left the chat
MK: JULIA!!
MK: I’m hacking your IP address.
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