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Uliana: We’re doing the Candy Salad Challenge!!! Everyone better have brought their candy…
Maleficent: …
Maleficent: I suppose I’ll go first then
Maleficent: I hexed a classmate with clumsiness and she spilled her lunch all over me; staining my favorite cloak
Maleficent: So I skinned and cooked her cat, and convinced the lunch lady to serve it to her
Maleficent: Hades, your turn *dumps animal circus cookies into the bowl*
Hades: Uhh… this was sometime this century I think. Or maybe last century. Anyways I don’t really remember what it was about. All I remember was that my older brother screwed up -literally- again and it ended with so many souls flooding my kingdom that I didn’t get a single break in over a year
Hades: So thanks for that, Zeus
Uliana: And what did you bring?
Hades: I brought airheads, in honor of my brother. *pours them in the bowl*
Uliana: *Snatches the bowl from him* It’s my turn now!
Uliana: When I was an adorable -though of course I still am- little octopus, my Grammy gave me a beautiful clam mirror. It was so tiny and pretty, and fit in my small pouch
Uliana: Then Ursula wanted to share so my mom forced me to let her use it when she “asked” to, until one day I couldn’t find it, and Ursy told me our pet squid ate it
Uliana: I wept and mourned my lovely little mirror. Then several years later I was snooping through my sister’s draws and found it hidden under some clothing. When I told my mom, Ursula said it was a different clam mirror and my mom took her side, so I never had it ever again…
Uliana: *sniffles and is silent for a moment*
Uliana: I brought Swedish Fish *the bag falls partway through pouring and dumps half the candy*
Hook: When I was younger, my hand got eaten by a crocodile and when I tried to get revenge it ate my priceless pocket watch; but I could still hear it ticking as the slimy lizard started hunted me down
Hook: Now I can’t hear clocks ticking without it triggering my ptsd
Morgie: Wait that’s why you’re scared of-
Hook: Shut it or I’ll hook you
Hook: Anyways I brought chocolate coins
Hook: *Dumps it into the bowl*
Morgie: My turn my turn!
Morgie: Okay, so when I was 8, my mom was trying to get me to shapeshift, but I kept trying to tell her I wasn’t ready. She didn’t take no for an answer and kept pushing me so I tried to perform the spell and ended up turning into a bird
Morgie: But it was so painful so I tried to transform back, but I couldn’t do it. So I panicked and started flying around the room; crashing into everything and breaking so much glass
Morgie: Because of all the damage I caused due to “overreacting”, my mom threw me outside and told me I couldn’t come back in until I learned on my own how to turn back
Morgie: That night I almost got eaten by two different animals, and in the morning I was starving. I ended up finding some worms and had to bring myself to… *tries not to gag* eat them… so I wouldn’t starve to death
Morgie: *cheery again* But then I figured out how to turn into a human again by dinner time so I was fine in the end!
Everyone Else: 😧
Morgie: Oh and I brought Gummy Worms
Morgie: Much better than the earth ones