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Christmas at the Onsen (YOI advent calendar)

Chapter 16: Fake tits are for losers

Summary:

After a bath in the hot spring, Santa Viktoria and Elfie Erosa are dressing up. Elfie has already donned her slutty elf costume, whereas Viktoria just emerges from a crisis about her breasts.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Yuuri fought with the zipper, almost tearing Viktor’s dress as he pulled it up. Frowning, Viktor regarded his mirror image.

“Nah, that still isn’t right.”

“Let me fix that.” Yuuri said and reached into Viktor’s bra.

“Oh, Elfie, I like that,” Viktor cooed as Yuuri adjusted the silicon pads.

“Someone needs to tidy up your chaos, dear.” Yuuri stepped back and tilted his head at Viktor’s pushed-up fake breast. “They’re symmetrical now.”

“Perfect!” Viktor propelled Yuuri to a chair. “Time for your makeup, Elfie! Green would match your eyes. What do you think?”

Yuuri smiled. “I trust in your experience.”

Notes:

The title doesn't really make sense for this drabble, I decided to keep it because it sounds like a typical remark Yurio would make.
Thank you for your patience! Starting tomorrow, expect some unhinged things to happen!