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Chat “Lemme see them balls”
Rin: Breaking News, Isagi has disappointed us
Isagi: Who
Rin: You
Isagi:
Rin: Fuck you
Isagi: Sorry but you’re not my type
Isagi: Ness is
Ness: What
Kaiser: What
Rin: What
Reo: Why did I become a meme?
Nagi: I made it
Reo: K
Isagi:
Reo: Did everyone in this group turn into a meme?
Nagi: No, I haven't edited a reaction photo of myself yet
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Chat “Lemme see them balls”
Isagi: Ness and I are dating
Kaiser: I’m straight
Isagi: What
Kaiser: I thought we were telling lies
Ness: But it's not a lie
Kaiser: Sure, I'll pretend to believe
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6 Inches Guy: Please change my name
Sae: No
6 Inches Guy: Please
6 Inches Guy: I'll give you a kiss
Sae: If you think that a kiss will convince me, you're wrong
6 Inches Guy: I'll kiss you in front of your brother
Sae: Deal
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Chat “Lemme see them balls”
Rin: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOUR FUCKING BITCH
Rin: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Kaiser: You're a good kisser, Sae
Sae: I won't say the same because my brother will try to kill you and I would lose the chance to kiss you again
Rin: …
Rin: 10
Kaiser: What
Rin: 9
Kaiser: Fuck
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Chat “Lemme see them balls”
Nagi: I just walked in on Isagi and Ness making out
Reo: Oh, they're such good friends ♥️
Isagi: Bro, I told everyone that we’re dating
Reo: They're such good friends ♥️
Ness: I give up
Isagi: Me too
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Sae: Keeping my side of the agreement
Sae changed contact name to Poor Little Meow Meow
Sae: Done
Poor Little Meow Meow: Please just save my number as my name
Sae: No ♥️
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Poor Little Meow Meow: Did you see it too or was it just me hallucinating?
Sae: I saw it
Sae: Ego's reaction was the best I've ever seen in my life
Sae: Who told Noa that "Can I hit that gyatt" meant "I need to talk with you"?
Poor Little Meow Meow: Probably the same person who told him that Skibidi meant correct
Poor Little Meow Meow: That boy playing for FC Barcha that’s always talking to Isagi
Sae: I can see that
Sae: I wish I had filmed that scene
Poor Little Meow Meow: Guess who had their cell phone and managed to film the whole thing?
Poor Little Meow Meow: :3
Sae: Please send me the video
Poor Little Meow Meow: Only if you change the contact name
Sae: …
Sae: Fine
Sae changed contact name to Tumblr Sexyman
Sae: Now send me the video