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KoiNation: hOLy shit bro no waYYYY IT’S OSHAAAAA
kissmegojo: the notifffffffffffffffffffffffff
urmom3<: never been so hype to see stream is loading in my lyfeeee
Forlever: give me pornhub part 2 pls i am tired of replaying what we already got
Tikikiti: i KNOW that is NOT A CAT ADDED TO THE CARD IS THIS LORE GIVE ME THE LORE #WHOREFORLORE
KoiNation: eyes emoji
Jfalinori241 : bringitttttttt lessgooooooo
“Hi, Chat, it’s so great to talk to you again! It’s your local berry bush, Oshaberi, here!” as soon as the warm, cheery voice greeted them and the card dissolved to reveal a curly haired man with strawberry hair clips sitting on a couch surrounded by a backdrop of sprawling foliage, the chat started flooding more rapidly with responses. “Can everyone hear me okay?”
Unlike last time, his voice, while kind and happy, was decidedly clear and sober.
“Great, great! Wow, that’s a lot of you!”
“Yes! Editor-chan is here too today!”
A second cam popped on the screen briefly showing a olive-toned woman with long, large pink locs waving and giving a clever wink before the box blinked away again.
“Alright, alright, alright. I know there’s been a lot of questions in my absence. I’ll put the rumors to bed now. Yes, for those who weren’t able to keep up with me on Twitter, I was on a three month suspension for the incident that happened last stream. For those who do not know,” here, Osha looked vaguely uncomfortable before determinedly forging forward, decidedly with a still cheerful demeanor despite the scandalous words that followed, “after an…event in my life, a close friend and I were drunk and decided to stream—”
A pointed cough rang through the air and Osha quickly inserted, “—without Editor-chan’s approval, during which we thought we had broken the camera and the stream ended. Unbeknownst to us,” Osha looked pointedly at the ceiling, still smiling though strained, “it had not. We ended up,” his cheeks flushed an attractive shade of pink, “confessing our feelings for each other and, in the heat of the moment, began to, uh, consummate our vows.”
“You make it sound like you got married,” Editor-chan interrupted, to which Osha erupted into many shades of red that further highlighted his freckles.
“ Anyways,” he continued, high pitched, “I was… told that I could be allowed to come back as long as I issued an apology towards all the viewers of Twitch…”
The camera nodded, “I’m proud of you, bushhead.”
“So I am here before all of you today to say that I am so deeply sorry for my actions,” he said in a low 90 degree bow.
He took a steadying breath then, without raising from his bow, only lifting his head, deadpanned straight at the camera, “But that’d be a lie. I’m not sorry. Did you hear , BD-kun? Did you see BD-kun?”
Suddenly a hand reached out to throttle him before it thought better of it and thrust his head back down in proper position, “ Think of the money , you idiot! ”
“Bad Decisions-kun got that fat dick ayo and I’m here live in the flesh today to confirm that to you or I would be if someone hadn’t interrupted us .” The words still sounded bitter despite it being three whole months later.
“Which would you rather have, Osha?! A sex tape and a prolapsed anus or rent? Weren’t you just too shy a second ago to even say that you almost had sex?! What is this sudden 180, you betraying hussy!”
“The gaping anus, bitch! If I want to be a pornstar then let me , Your Honor!” he wailed dramatically.
“Tch. I thought you might do this. You’re lucky I came prepared.”
The stream name suddenly turned from My Apology to the Literal Whole Internet! to Sorry (I’m Not Sorry)
“Editor-chan,” Osha beamed, almost tearful at the support, pulling her into a full hug.
“The captain goes down with the ship and all that jazz,” she said, rolling her eyes before moving off screen again.
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WaterCropsExist: #LetHimYourHonor is trending. What a wild ship
dougDOUG: What a GIF to see no explanation, just an anus.
“In all seriousness, let’s get down to business,” Osha smiled, though there was a razor sharpness that could cut glass.
He brushed errant curls out of his eyes before casually rolling up his sleeves, revealing his forearms, “it’s absolutely ridiculous that a private moment that was accidentally caught on camera and that contained zero bottom half nudity resulted in a three month ban. Especially considering that there are people on this platform that have been caught having actual sex or exposing their bottoms halves on stream and have received way less of a ban than I had. So the truth of the matter is: is the problem the fact that we were men or the fact that we were consenting? Kissing on stream before has led to one day suspensions. We know that you have iffy, inconsistent rules when it comes to handing out suspension and bans to streamers who had sexually suggestive content, especially to your trans and queer vs cis het streamers, but go off.”
“The recent surge in popularity I’ve experienced since this ‘scandal’, I guess I should call it, has been expected and I’m thankful for all the support that’s been pouring in. At the same time, there’s been a lot of unwelcome attention as well. Please stop asking who REDACTED is. For other content creators who have been making theory videos, please stop as well. I understand that I shouldn’t have brought up the subject to begin with if I didn’t want speculation, but please respect that I originally did it to seek comfort from my community, not to have my private life pried into. It also doesn’t help that I’m a loud mouth who got on camera while drunk but—”
“With that said, clap clap, ” he sang, clapping his hands twice. “ Tier list. To the people who drew doujinshi of me and Mura, I’ve read every single one because I’m goddamn single as hell. Let’s rank them until we get kicked. This is also my announcement that ya boy is now a Youtuber. I’ll still be going Live so I’ll see you there. But, in the meantime, I’m feeling decidedly raunchy so I’ll take some questions now instead of just at the end.”
“Spyro93LE asks, ‘Where is BD?’”
“BD-kun is on a trip for work,” the words did not sound sour, “Try starting an internet storm and think you don’t need to get away,” Osha said, eyebrows raised and arms crossed in a way that totally did not accidentally emphasize his biceps. He had definitely gotten more fit in the months past.
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Alextookmeback : Why are you single as hell still? Look at those ‘ceps!
SinglePringle2021: Excuse me, single? WHO?!
MorpheusxDxck: BD wtf
Pinkiepiedreams1: Osha wtf
akirademon5 : No my ship, sail SAIL I SAY
Naracalepticqveen : Not our gays not gayin
Ayafacemask: ur asian what about Huya Live
Alextookmeback : Racisstttt
Se3en: He’s japanese cmon now guys. Also ship pls do the ship
“Well first off, Aya, 我怀疑他们想在那里看到我，因为我的中文不是很好。你们呢？你不会想念我吗？阿雅，你会说中文吗?” he drawled, batting his eyelashes while putting his hand into half a heart and placing it on his cheek.
“But it’s super racist to just assume because I’m Asian that I can speak Chinese. I’m Japanese, you know. While I can speak Chinese and I’d dominate Huya Live, that's besides the point. For any of my Chinese viewers, I’m also now on Douyin releasing short form videos. But that’s also besides the point. Do better, it’s 2024. Speaking of which. I saw that you all thought my name was Midori for a bit while I was gone and got shamed by Japanese Twitter. As you should. Shame. Do better. I get that we can’t all speak Japanese but Google exists. It just means green. It’s just a nickname. My name isn’t green. I’m just green. Green at the fact that you all thought my name was green. Stop trying to find me. Gross.”
“Now,” he smiled, rubbing his hands together and pulling out his iPad along with a newer pair of glasses that made him look rather distinguished than his old ones. “Let’s talk doujinshi, you dirty birds.” A familiar blanket was lying across his lap.
A blank tier list popped up on the screen.
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Naracalepticqveen : iS HE RANKING PORN OF HIM FOR US FR
NotaBotFS: I’m in awe of the absolute petty #pettyking
TangledOTP: This is good and all but I’m still stuck on Osha being SINGLE after that CONFESSION?! ANYONE ELSE?!
GroverFsOscar: f
Titaniclover1: F but w for petty
SquishysOnly : Fw
Sharpnel_Mood: Fs
Kdwn6969 : F
sheatetheworld :fffffffwwww
TellingUrMom4u : w
Terran92 : w
DougDimmadomeOwnerofTheDimmsdaleDimmadomes2 : pls read mine
“Up first, hem,” he cleared his throat, “we got Daddy Murasaki and Fleshlight Midori by daricafloatsships.”
There was a brief silence. Surprisingly, there was zero blush on his normally easily flushing face. Instead there was only a hint of red on his ears.
He turned his eyes directly to the camera, shifting in his seat.
“Now, Chat.” He took his glasses off and motioned with them to accentuate his point as the cover popped up on the screen very uncensored, something immediately ban worthy. “I think you’ve been a very, very bad girl,” he chastised, voice huskier than normal as he then replaced his glasses.
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Restarturcomputer: Kfdlsajfkldasjfklasjdfklsajdklfjsdakjf
Petrienovatime: Yes daddy
Kmsornotidk: Spank us
Homoeroticsubtext: Im sorry who was the daddy
Lavenderflightpoetry: Fleshlight who
“Don’t think I forgot you, my bad boys and kittens,” Oshaberi hummed, stroking his jaw contemplatively.
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FTMindyobisness: HA YOU CIS BITCHES YOU JUST GET GENDERED SHIT AND WE GET KITTEN
Furry5ever: Yall win can’t say much
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Luvrboiiieee: Clean em up mods yassss
imastar69: Such a lovely community
Gojuhunkdaddy: Thank god for bdkun
92_2832jda: Fr if it wasn’t for him we would have never gotten unhinged flirtatiuos osha
Elephantpissdrink: W
Sandyclapdemcheeks: W
Moronzoron: W
Zeldadeservedbetter: Simping for life honestly w
Skyrimdisagrees: W
Panicroom.adele: W
Sharpnel_Mood: w
“I give this one an S. First off, exquisite drawing quality and I like that they didn’t play around and just got straight into what this was: porn without plot. We all , and I mean all , already got the plot that day. They got down to business and gave me exactly what I wanted which was wish fulfilment on if somebody–”
“You got something else to say to me, buddy?” Editor-chan barked. “I’m standing here supporting you after your pornhub shit.”
“-I got lots to say, lots,” he muttered testily, playfully miming lunging at her before cheerily resuming, “hadn’t interrupted which was getting just absolutely wrecked beyond compare. 10/10 devastation and a berry sticker. You rock. Make more until the day I die.”
The cover went into the S tier.
“How are we doing? Banned yet?” Osha checked in, laughing slightly. “That’s the first cock I meant to show on screen ever in my life.” He fanned his face.
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WingdBtch: This is unhinged
monsterfvcker3: What a mad lad
Jellyroll420: Clutching my pearls oh wait theyre anal beads carry on
Mellosimp9: Im shook they didnt fuck later on?
Improllyhigh: Maybe they did and this is just clout chasing
Alextookmeback : Nah hed be a new man if they did lol
Hangyandangy: I found the comic! [link]
Nonbelieber7: Bless u sweet summer child
Goin2hell: Yall need jesus
Sharpnel_Mood: Lol ok if you say so
Thelastagnikai: Wrong place for jesus methinks howd you even get here
“Seriously, how’d I get from exposing corrupt heroes to using explicit doujinshi to protest Twitch all in one year?” he asked in a moment of incredulity. “Don’t get me wrong, I love Hero Chatter but also—”
“You’re a petty bitch, yes, we know,” Editor-chan laughed. “This is just the side quest to the main arc, guys. We’ll resume normal business soon.”
“Damn straight!” Osha cheered, raising an invisible glass then wiping away a fake tear. “It’s good to be around people who just get you, y’know.”
“You’re welcome,” Editor-chan sniffed haughtily. “Now back to looking at sketches of my friends’ privates.”
“Alright!” Osha reoriented, glancing back at his iPad, “Next we have My Neighbor Mura-toro by Ohsaka.”
“F,” he said without hesitation as an oddly realistic picture of him getting absolutely rammed by a purple Totoro graced the screen. “F, the biggest F I’ve ever given anything in my life. If I was a professor, I’d scream this out the window to the entire school yard then give you detention.”
“This is a doujinshi that’s just a My Neighbor Totoro fanfic where BD-kun and I end up fucking while he’s wearing the Totoro costume. Or dear god I hope it’s a costume and not he is a Totoro. Normally, I’m not one to kinkshame but this felt like a furry thing. My furry community fans, that’s great, you do you. Just don’t do me in a costume from a children’s movie. Thank you. Kindly. Godspeed.”
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DougDimmadomeOwnerofTheDimmsdaleDimmadomes2 : oh no u hated it yyyy
Furry5ever: Oh he’s a furry hater
Floridamanwinner: No he cares he just isnt into it personally
Straightouttatwitter: Wow this is cursed
Pumpkinspicevillian: That huge purple dick is wild
Mookiespookied: The way his stomach is like he’s pregnant with cum is…something
Titaniclover1: OMG YOU WROTE IT
DougDimmadomeOwnerofTheDimmsdaleDimmadomes2: Pls read it its way better than he saysss
Pumpkinspicevillian: Pregnant cum belly is common trope
Ocraisgrossmom: I liked it
DougDimmadomeOwnerofTheDimmsdaleDimmadomes2: Omg tysm :)
Thelastagnikai: The belly thing not the whole thing totoro is a bit much
DougDimmadomeOwnerofTheDimmsdaleDimmadomes2: ohhhhh :(
“Still not working, huh. I really thought that one was gonna be the one,” Osha muttered. “What else do you think I should do, Chat?”
“Fuck Chat, I know what to do. Take off your shirt,” Editor-chan suddenly interjected.
“Excuse me,” Osha spluttered while throwing arms around himself, scandalized, dropping the iPad in the process.
“I said take off your shirt!” she growled, launching herself into frame, knocking Osha onto the couch and getting on top of him, straddling him with her powerful thighs.
“Me–Editor-chan, chill, chill, chill!” he squealed as she started wrestling with him on the couch, grabbing fistfulls of his shirt and attempting to drag it over his head.
Takemehomecountryroadssss: Ohmygod not resurgence of editorchan/osha
Mellosimp9: She’s lesbian
Nonbelieber7: Is she
Murderofcrowsinasuit: editorchan/osha < badosha
ratatemyhw: See Hero Chatter 102
Sandyclapdemcheeks: Still make a hot couple
Strawberrycandycorn: His shirt IS the devil and has to go. It says Door for christs sakes
Moderatorliberator: She’s doing us a favor
Thelastagnikai: Hes been working out we just wanna see
Desertmepapi: Thirsttt
Desparatoo: Screenshots everywhere
ImAlexIGuess: She always giving us the fanservice we deserve
Megantheenotstallion: Pimp him out girl pimp him outtttt
Alextookmeback : Smart idea
“Now read, reader boy!” she pointed at him, out of breath, hip cocked to the side.
“What kind of fucked up dominatrix shit is this?” Osha complained, rolling over to reveal the row of hard abs that he clearly had been working on over the past couple of months, the softness to him having mainly disappeared.
“Read!” she commanded.
Picking his iPad back up he straightened his glasses with a pout.
“Next,” he said in a slightly harassed tone, “we have Dom Osha’s Day by derek932you which as you can see is ahistorical so we’re just going to go ahead and place this in the C tier. You drew me fantastically and it was super hot how you had me commanding BD-kun around and breaking his kitchen table and everything but, babe, that is such a fantasy. Let’s be real. You just saw how Editor-chan just manhandled me. I’m a switch but at the end of the day, I want to be the one dominated.”
“For some reason this party ship is still going even though I know people have @'d Twitch admin but no worries because I’ve managed to find some rare doujinshi on Endeavor called “My Sex—”
Immediately without warning the stream went dark right as a drawing of a tiny dicked Endeavor making out with a stack of papers with the title, “My Sexy Lawsuits” appeared on the stream.
The screen glitched for a second before a familiar outro jingle began to play but with a new addition.
“Please sub to Oshaberi, your local berry bush boy, for all your hero chatter. Remember! If someone hasn’t told you today: you matter, you are loved, and I’m always so berry berry proud of you. And don’t forget to get that fat dick since apparently you’ll get banned by Twitch even if you fucking don’t so might as well babes. See ya next time but most berry definitely not on Twitch!”
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