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the jolly bunch
chococat renamed the group chat to ‘it’s that time of the year, mfs’
kuromi:
AAaaahHHHHhhhhh~~
cinnamoroll:
i don’t need a lot for christmas~~~~
baby pusheen:
there is just one thing i neeeeeeddd
gnome:
and iiiiiiiidc about the presents ~~
annoying lil shit:
(you lazy fuck could have just typed it out)
underneath the christmas treeeeee~~~
gnome:
(gawd i’m about to commit the uncommittable)
encyclopaedia:
(the christmas spirit is definitely not spiriting with these two)
i just want you for my ownnn~~~
goldie:
MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
baby pusheen:
(why the fuck are you so excited?!?!)
goldie:
(it’s the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!)
chococat:
MAKE MY WISH COME TRUEEEEEEEEE~
(i will match your freak yunnie)
goldie:
(thank you 🥹)
kuromi:
alllllll i want for christmassssssssssssssss
cinnamoroll:
issssss
gnome:
for the annoying lil shit to get murdered by me
baby pusheen:
youuuu-
oh
we taking a different route nvm
annoying lil shit:
GASP
it wasn’t even YOUR TURN
gnome:
do i LOOK like i care?????????
kuromi:
yet another day
yet another slay
gnome:
oh i will be slaying him alrgiht 🤨🤨🤨
chococat:
with what
gnome:
…
annoying lil shit:
…
gnome:
everyday
i am reminded
why i disowned you
chococat:
🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
encyclopaedia:
buddy
you kinda walked into that one
goldie:
its okay
i will adopt him
gnome:
right
whose kid are you again???
kuromi:
LMAO
I AM GONNA WITNESS ANOTHER DISOWNMENT
goldie:
I AM NOT SCARED
BRING IT ON
annoying lil shit:
i don’t think i want kids after this
cinnamoroll:
gasp
FATHER?!
kuromi:
i am still not disowned :D
gnome:
i am considering
kuromi:
gasp
you wouldn’t D:
annoying lil shit:
…
they all seem like a headache
@gnome wanna disown them all?
gnome:
we are too young for kids anyway
you are all disowned
encyclopaedia:
oh no
what will i do
my parents have split
and they have abandoned us
ON CHRISTMAS
THE MERRIEST SEASON OF ALL
WHERE IS THE MERRY
gnome:
:D
baby pusheen:
i thought i was the theatre kid here
but go off king
………
goldie:
SO
guess what i did
nvm i will tell you
i got bored today because i couldn’t go back home this time for holidays
i know very sad
anyways
i was bored
because of which
i decided
to put on santa claus suit and give off chocolates to random strangers
baby pusheen:
is anyone else like concerned for what goes on in his and wooyoung hyung’s brain?????
encyclopaedia:
i used to
not anymore
annoying lil shit:
no because now i am curious if people got the chocolates
goldie:
they did :D
some even said i looked handsome so i will take their word for it
chococat:
he matches my freak
kuromi:
now see
that is adorable
i wanna know how you looked
goldie:
i dragged a friend of mine who was jobless with me
encyclopaedia:
on second thought
if he was handing out chocolates
i would go to him
he looks trustworthy
annoying lil shit:
😭😭😭😭😭😭
gnome:
are you 100% POSITIVE you are not even the slightest bit gay mingi?
encyclopaedia:
yup??
cinnamoroll:
DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT-
kuromi:
I SWEAR-
but on side note yunho is handsome
ngl
i would get a chocolate too from him
baby pusheen:
well i wouldn’t
goldie:
🥺🥺🥺
chococat:
YOU MADE HIM SAD
encyclopaedia:
apologise.
now.
:).
baby pusheen:
...
he scares me
i apologise yunho hyung
i would definitely get a chocolate from you
goldie:
🥰🥰🥰
gnome:
that’s two mingis that scare the shit out of us
cinnamoroll:
ah yes
its either the sleep-deprived-answer-hungry-existential-dread mingi
or the yunho-protection-squad-pulling-up-in-a-siren-car mingi
chococat:
am i insane for finding both those mingi’s absolutely adorable ljke
i have a feeling he can’t hurt a fly
encyclopaedia:
i can’t
but i CAN call the police
annoying lil shit:
popos?
kuromi:
why do you randomly start TALKING LIKE YOU ARE FROM THE AMERICAN STREETS
gnome:
it’s his DID
kuromi:
did what?
gnome:
DID
kuromi:
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
DID HWAT
gnome:
dissociative identity disorder
kuromi:
oh
could have just said split personality you know-it-all
cinnamoroll:
top contenders for the funniest shit i have witnessed this year
wooyoung with his ‘why would they need a dinosaur’ (discussion about thesaurus)
vs san with his ‘DID WHAT’ (discussion about the disorder)
i love this
very interesting
baby pusheen:
okay but like
wooyoung could easily win this one
annoying lil shit:
just like how san would win the
‘spewing the most unhinged, unexpected shit in group chat’
gnome:
you’d be a good contender for that award
annoying lil shit:
aww
thank you 🫣
gnome:
…
THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT DAMNIT
………
cinnamoroll:
shit i did today
annoying lil shit:
gasp
cinnamoroll:
okay
you did it more adorable
🥺🥺🥺
encyclopaedia:
you won’t believe me but-
goldie:
this is so adorable pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭
like how is each one of yall so fucking adorable
chococat:
i wanna munch but also
i am literally just
🥲
goldie:
bestie
you look very comfortable
ngl
chococat:
not the biggest fan of the cold
or heat for that
sob
goldie:
issokay
you bundle up
all i did was play santa
so i am taking rest as well :D
chococat:
… i want
encyclopaedia:
literally same???
@goldie how dare you have that without me
goldie:
come home 🤨
encyclopaedia:
😳
chococat:
HE’S GETTING TOO BOLD FOR A STRAIGHT ASS
kuromi:
i did a snow angel hehe
my sister took the photo but yes
we had hot cocoa after that :DD
annoying lil shit:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
baby pusheen:
hehe
annoying lil shit:
KDJFGHDKJFGH
THE TIMELESS MOVIE
cinnamoroll:
I MISS WATCHIGN THAT MOVIE
kuromi:
ARE WE GOING TO COLLECTIVELY IGNORE THAT TREE
encyclopaedia:
I NEEDED TO KNOW KJDFHFG
WHY IS IT OS BIG
BUT ALSO SO PRETTY
NOW I WANNA SEE YALL HOUSE TREES
if yall in houses
issokay yuyu
goldie:
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I WILL PRETEND LIKE I AM SEND ON
gnome:
me and me brother
oh yall wanted christmas tree
chococat:
SKJDGKGH YES BUT OMG YALL MADE A SLIDE??????
gnome:
we had a will
and we found a way
goldie:
inspiration.
kuromi:
byeol wanted to be part of it
chococat:
such a cutie she is
our mom wanted us to MAKE the decorations this year
and this was the product
gnome:
…
it is so…
you coded
if that makes sense
cinnamoroll:
you know what
having met his family beforehand
they are excitedly like him
i am not even surprised
encyclopaedia:
it is weirdly endearing yall
goldie:
IT IS HOMELY
annoying lil shit:
listen
it was my mom
gnome:
WHAT IN THE JESUS CHRIST
goldie:
me
encyclopaedia:
now see
that is
a fucking beautiful tree
if i have ever seen one
cinnamoroll:
hwa hyung
if there was a competition your family might just win
chococat:
it is so bright
i want to hug it
and feel the zaps of electricity
i understand moths
kuromi:
😭😭😭😭
sweetheart no!
but honestly tho
if i did that at home
byeol would tear it apart
piece by piece
baby pusheen:
omg
i am going to show that to my mom
annoying lil shit:
PLS DFKJGHDFKJGH
cinnamoroll:
meanwhile
kept it simple
also ignore my sister
gnome:
lmaoo
same tho
cinnamoroll:
…
i feel like our definitions vary
kuromi:
PLS
goldie:
this is so much fun
omg
i want to be a judge
omg yes
i will be a judge i get to choose the best christmas tree in the chat
encyclopaedia:
what is the prize?
goldie:
me
baby pusheen:
:D
i don’t want to
goldie:
i will send a cute pic of me or sumn
LET ME ENJOI THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
chococat:
mah boi need it
goldie:
yes 🥺
encyclopaedia:
oh it just me who hasn’t sent it yet
me and my brother tried lol
goldie:
mingi is the winner
encyclopaedia:
????
:D????
thanks???????
annoying lil shit:
see
i would make a fuss about being biased
but they are cute so whatever
gnome:
same
baby pusheen:
same
chococat:
i’d say same but mine wasn’t even a contender in the first place
goldie:
I AM NOT BIASED
i have unique tastes
kuromi:
and thus
judges are very subjective
which is why i always say that
THOSE BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT JUDGES SUCK-
encyclopaedia:
:D
cinnamoroll:
oh boi