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Charles: would you rather have 1 million robux or vbucks?
Rin: None of them.
Why don’t you shut up and go something productive.
I open my phone to a 100 useless notifications every 5 minutes.
Shidou: Nah cuz id js rather have some real money at that point 😒
Charles: You can just mute the groupchat?
Rin: How do I do that
Charles: Niko ur always making fun of Aiku for looking old but I feel like rin’s the real unc here‼️
Bro doesn't even know how to mute a groupchat ☠️
Shidou: Rins so silly sometimes
yk how I asked Nanase to add Sae because apparently rin didn’t have his brothers contact info??
But did you guys know he’s always had his brothers contact info?
he just never saved his phone number down on his phone properly
Charles: On skibidi?🤯🤯
Shidou: Ong
Chigiri: Kunigami js texted me and said he’s on his winter arc wtf does that mean
Charles: He’s on that #sigma male grindset 🔥🔥
Nanase: Aren't we in the middle of spring?
Charles: He gotta lock in
Niko: Don’t tell me it’s another part of wild card training ☠️
Is Noa in his winter arc too?
I want some of the stuff Ego is on rn
Charles: me when i base off a entire program off one man
Ultimate yearner
Hiori: Btw do you guys know Kaiser and Isagi are going out together rn??
Rin: Don’t care. Didn’t ask.
Hiori: They’re eating at a Mcdonalds rn
Rin: And?
Nanase: How do you even know that
Hiori: I have my ways
Niko: Oh was that why you needed my help?
Hiori: Mhm
Raichi: So Isagi really WAS into it
Hiori: wait a few extra days for my new banger to drop
Karasu: Mr average really is going for that german dude??
Isagi: GUYS ITS NOT LIKE THAT I WAS JUST GETTING SOME TRAINING TIPS
also please stop talking about me while im gone thanks
Hiori: LMAOO why are you guys eating at a McDonalds tho
Nagi: whts wrng with mcdonalds (-x-)
Hiori: Nothing just.. strange choice for a date
Isagi: ITS NOT A DATE
Hiori: I-it’s not a date y-you baka!
me and Kaiser…we’re just n-not like that!
hmph!
Isagi: WTF??
Hiori: I know what you are
Isagi: Wtf is wrong with you
hiori im never talking to you ever again
Raichi: Better be glad Kaiser wants you because no one else would
Isagi: WHAT?? HE SHOULD BE GLAD TO HAVE ME
Raichi: Okay Fartsagi
Isagi: I told you guys… it’s my aura! It’s for strategic purposes!
Naruhaya: Guys I need your help
it’s about Kira he’s acting really suspicious
he disappeared for a week and now he’s back
but apparently he was in the countryside and didn’t have internet but he somehow was able to give Tada a call before his death?
Charles: um…Kira MIGHT⁉️⁉️be the imposter??
someone call a emergency meeting we’re getting him voted out
Also didn’t we tell u like a day ago we dgaf about kira 😒
Hiori: Naruhaya’s kinda like that schizophrenic woman who posts tiktoks about her being investigated by the feds
and it’s just her filming her backyard saying there’s hidden cameras and shit
Charles: Me when im in a schizophrenic contest and my opponent is Naruhaya 👿
Hiori: there’s Bachira
But Naruhaya is a close second the voices are feeding his delusions 😭
Niko: No way bro thinks Kira killed Tada isn’t he flipping burgers rn ☠️
Ur not in a murder mystery lil bro
Zantetsu: What kind of conspiracy theory is this?
Reo: oh! That’s not…
Naruhaya: No im not saying he killed him im just idk
im worried
Nanase: Are you okay Naruhaya? I can mail you some of Bachira’s medication!
Bachira: oopsie! Thanks for reminding me I gotta take my meds :3
Shidou: Guys he lowk got a point isn’t that monk missing too LMAOO? Like a lot of weird shit is happening lately
Gagamaru: etty sure h e at his club
He got a 0ffer
Hiori: Nah no way Kira killed Tada
He probably accidentally walked into a moving car
he died in the parking lot right?
Charles: Tru that! 🤑
Naruhaya: Guys I literally just said i don’t think Kira killed anyone im just worried about him maybe Tada’s death might have done something to him he looks really tired lately
Tokimitsu: Can we talk about something else?? And not something so ominous?? Thank you!
Charles: This guy always ruins the fun 😒
Rin: That Lukewarm wouldn’t have the strength to overpower and kill someone
Tokimitsu: um… im pretty sure it was a 2v1 the last time you fought!
Rin: What was that?
Hiori: anyone here could overpower Tada
Maybe not Igaguri but you get the point
Charles: Hiori maybe you need the pills too
Ur feeding Naruhaya’s delusions 👿👿
As they were walking out of the McDonalds, Kaiser wrinkled his nose and looked over at Isagi.
"What's that putrid smell?"
Isagi stared back at him blankly before saying, "I could smell it earlier, but it's definitely worse now. It's like something is rotting." He covered his nose as the smell intensified. "Ugh, it's making me nauseous."
“Actually, are you sure? It might just be the bag of puke you’re holding. I told you orange juice with soft serve ice cream wouldn’t go well.”
“Don’t judge, you haven’t even tried it yet!”
“Okay Yoichi, whatever you say.”
“Ugh... Anyways, I think the smell is coming from the dumpster. I have to throw this bag away anyway so I might as well investigate.”