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here in parkour civilization nobody should have to jump for the beef by starlightbathedsleep
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
23 Nov 2024
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“I never realized how weak, and small I was until I reached the master level. all the masters are shredded! Even seawatt was kinda buff… I mean, when you dropped from the sky when I was still a pro I thought you were a god. So beautiful and muscular and just radiating an authoritative air and oh my god your jewellery-. Oh! and the food on the master level? Those golden carrots were like ambrosia to me. And pumpkin pie? Cake? heavenly.” he rambled.
“you’re telling me the noobs were eating raw beef?” Emf said, horrified.
“Actually, most of us were eating raw chicken, beef was the harder jump. you and I wouldn't bat an eye at a 1 block vertical jump now, but making that jump when you're so malnourished you can't sprint? it was better to take the safer option for your only meal for the day, if the pros came down at all.”
emf felt ill. they couldn't imagine eating once a day, and being forced to eat raw meat at that.
“Wait, what do you mean if the pros came down?”--
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Emf asks Evbo for advice on how to solve the food issue on the lower levels, learns some new things, and gets a boyfriend in the process.Series
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AAHHH cute Mavbo fic
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me when god is attractive silly and dating the hot champion
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here in parkour civilization nobody should have to jump for the beef by starlightbathedsleep (WorkID: 60777184)
Summary: “I never realized how weak, and small I was until I reached the master level. all the masters are shredded! Even seawatt was kinda buff… I mean, when you dropped from the sky when I was still a pro I thought you were a god. So beautiful and muscular and just radiating an authoritative air and oh my god your jewellery-. Oh! and the food on the master level? Those golden carrots were like ambrosia to me. And pumpkin pie? Cake? heavenly.” he rambled.
“you’re telling me the noobs were eating raw beef?” Emf said, horrified.
“Actually, most of us were eating raw chicken, beef was the harder jump. you and I wouldn't bat an eye at a 1 block vertical jump now, but making that jump when you're so malnourished you can't sprint? it was better to take the safer option for your only meal for the day, if the pros came down at all.”
emf felt ill. they couldn't imagine eating once a day, and being forced to eat raw meat at that.
“Wait, what do you mean if the pros came down?”--
Or
Emf asks Evbo for advice on how to solve the food issue on the lower levels, learns some new things, and gets a boyfriend in the process.