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SCENE I
[TV Studio]
PAN LIN: "It's day 3 of the #teamrainbowhairchallenge! What will we come up with?"
LI YIBO: "Well…you say, not me."
PAN LIN: [his hand touching his rainbow-colored hair] "Right, as you can see here, we dye our hair. We thought it would be fun to connect with you all."
LI YIBO: "Trust me, it's well worth it..."
PAN LIN: "Hey, you're on board with that too!"
LI YIBO: "What I can say… Instead, I’ll give you everyone’s experiences from yesterday."
[The background screen shows several pictures.]
PAN LIN: "I like how the hair colour change for each team."
LI YIBO: "Yu Feng's transformation was nice." [clicks onto the next photo]
PAN LIN: "Oh." [laughs] "I thought that Xu Boyuan was the only one who had nothing."
LI YIBO: [fufuing at HUANG SHAOTIAN's and LU HANWEN's photo] "Looks like Blue Rain is on to something here."
PAN LIN: "I wonder if #baldblueriversolidarity will have a big impact on the fan vote."
LI YIBO: "We'll see."
[Scene fades.]
SCENE II
[Wind Howl Locker Room]
STYLIST 9:"Liu Hao! What is your favorite color?!?"
LIU HAO: "Of course, I looked hotter than that pain in ass that is Mr Perfect!"
STYLIST 9: [chuckles] "As you wish."
TANG HAO: "Hey, hurry up!"
[Hours later…]
STYLIST 9: [finishes LIU HAO's final shaving] "And done."
LIU HAO: [stares at STYLIST 9] "Seriously!? I look like a monkey! !"
STYLIST 9: "Well, in this test you didn't say which color you wanted.”
LIU HAO: "I DEMAND WHY!!!"
TANG HAO: [holding in a chuckle] "I don't recall you ever talking about that."
[The other Wind Howl players laugh, showing off their blonde highlights.]
LIN FENG: "I felt like my head was going to burn. I’m glad it helped me."
RUAN YONGBIN: "Welcome to the egg community."
[Scene cuts.]
SCENE III
[Tiny Herb Styling Room]
GAO YINGJIE: "Oh no."
STYLIST 10: "Sorry Yingjie. Your hair is so weak now that I have to shave it all off...”
GAO YINGJIE: "It's just..."
STYLIST 10: [looks at GAO YINGJIE] "Understood. But don’t worry, you’ll catch on soon enough."
[Later...]
XU BIN: "Ah, I love mint shades!"
LU XIAOBIE: "I totally rock with this lime!"
[GAO YINGJIE walks towards his teammates.]
ZHOU YEBAl: "Yingjie, why long face?"
GAO YINGJIE: "I..."
WANG JIEXI: "Yingjie, you are fine as you are." [smiles]
LIU FEI: "Yingjie, you are still beautiful."
[Scene cuts.]
SCENE IV
[Misty Rain Styling Room]
[When STYLIST 11 put the hair colour on CHU YUNXIU, the hair fell out.. ]
STYLIST 11: "Sorry. Things didn't go as planned..."
[CHU YUNXIU just looks at STYLIST 11.]
CHU YUNXIU: [confused] "So..."
STYLIST 11: "Your hair's beautiful, but the ends…”
CHU YUNXIU: "No, I still need to keep my hair long!"
STYLIST 11: "Well, good news. Try the lob route."
[LI HUA and FENG XIAMING pass by and stop.]
LI HUA: "I hope the captain is okay… "
FENG XIAMING: "In fact, that would look great!"
[After everyone's hair transformations]
[Everyone immediately stared at CHU YUNXIU.]
SHU KEYI: [amazed] "What's right with your hair?!"
[Scene cuts.]
SCENE V
[Happy Internet Café]
WEI CHEN: " Ye, when will the stylist arrive?”
QIAO YIFAN: " Relax, she will get there in time.”
FANG RUI: "And that is until one hour..."
TANG ROU: "You know what? I'm gonna dye my own hair myself!"
[Tic tic toc]
[STYLIST 12 finds YE XIU and WEI CHEN by the kitchen sink, attempting to bleach their own hair.]
STYLIST 12: "You're ruining your hair!"
YE XIU: "So? At least our brains are clear and warming up."
STYLIST 12: "Warming up, my arse! Let me make bleach for both of you!!"
[Tick tack]
STYLIST 12: "Your hair is already horrid."
TANG ROU: "Please cut it all off."
[BAO RONGXING walked forward, his hair shining red.]
STYLIST 12: "Oh my..." [STYLIST 12 drops her scissors.]
[Scene cuts.]
SCENE VI
[TV Studio]
PAN LIN: “Now I see about a dozen eggs here...” [sees pictures of messy hair and bald eggheads]
LI YIBO: “I’m not going to lie, I loved Tang Rou’s courage with her new bold shave.”
PAN LIN: “Haha, the clippers really had no mercy, whether it was a model like Zhou Zekai or a stranger like Liu Hao.”
LI YIBO: “The whole team has a lot of other things going on right now, and it's up to you, the fans, to decide who wins.”
PAN LIN: “So which team will win? We'll find out soon!”
LI YIBO: “Don’t go anywhere! We’ll be right back!”
[Scene stops as an ad is being played.]
OFFICE WOMAN: “Chicken with fries please?”