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Dazai lay unconcious in the hospital bed his skin paled and a sheen of sweat covering his face, but the man was still alive even barely, it almost seemed as if nothing could kill this bastard no matter how hard life tried. Chuuya sat next to the bed refusing to leave him no matter what even going as far as to sleep in the reception not letting Dazai alone a second, and the days he had work the first thing he would do is go visit Dazai after buying himself some food ignoring the nurses pleas to make him leave, hell would freeze over before the ginger would leave Dazai alone in a hospital vunerable to anyone and anything.
One day after an extremely annoying day at work Chuuya did his usual routine and went to go visit Dazai not even bothering with getting food because he was so goddamn tired of everyone dumping their work and problems on him, if Dazai didn't wake up anytime soon the stress of everything might just take him.
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Chuuya felt tired, too tired as he went up to the reception of the hospital and told them he was there for Dazai and as usual they let him take the mundane walk to the brunettes room, he almost felt robotic at this point. The ginger knocked on Dazai's door knowing no one would answer and walked in, to his surprise though the shithead was awake and on the phone? Seriously nobody had bothered to tell him that Dazai was awake? What kind of fuckassery is this shit...calm down Chuuya calm down...as long as hes fine you should be happy..he sat down on his usual place and waited for Dazai to finish his yap on the phone while he tapped his foot on the floor impatiently, Dazai flashed his annoying grin at Chuuya while he waited ticking him off even more.
Once Dazai finally got of his bitchass phone the shorter male in the room (who was highly emotionally constipated) hit the taller lightly for all the worry he put on him and practically almost broke into tears seeing that he was infact not dead and breathing but there was no way he'd cry over DAZAI of all people so he simply huffed..
"Glad your still alive mackerel, gives me more time to torture you."
And Dazai being the bitch he was burst out laughing for a reason Chuuya did not know, god he infuriated him so much.
"Oi bastard whats so funny?!? And quit laughing you'll aggravate your wound,""
"Chuuya's so bad at hiding his emotions its funny, just say you missed me."
Dazai continued laughing till his wound did end up hurting him and winced to which the shorter gives him a look saying "told you so" before shaking his head wondering why he even bothered with this guy in the first place.
"So sleeping beauty, when did you wake up? And why did nobody bother to tell me??"
Dazai thought for a moment as if trying to remember and Chuuya raised an eyebrow, did this guy seriously forget when he woke up??
"I think it was around...1pm? I don't really remember my mind feels so hazy whenever i try to remember anything before then,"
"Huh? Hazy how so? You didn't hit your head did you?"
"I don't think i did, i can still think right just everything from when i blacked out to when i woke up is like blank, i feel like something should be there but it isn't yknow what i mean?"
This was all too familiar with Chuuya, not being able to remember parts of his life he feels like he should..he snaps out of it, nows not the time to be miserable Chuuya focus on Dazai.
"Yeah i get it, anyways you aren't going surfing for months after this bullshit,"
"Whaaaat comee on Chuuya don't take away my fun:("
"Shut it bastard you aren't doing that again after what happened,"
"That was only because i was caught off guard! It wont happen again>:("
"Can't trust a single shit that comes out of your mouth, now lie down no more arguing."
Dazai looks extremely grumpy for the rest of the time Chuuya's there complaining over and over again about "his right to surf" being taken away, what a motherfucking idiot, Chuuya rolls his eyes through all this while giving Dazai his medicine, the bastard being as idiotic as ever even though he just woke up from being impaled by a rock, Chuuya was relieved he was acting normal though, better than a depressed Dazai.
Maybe everything will be normal after this?