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At first, the little pun book they found on a bench in Bloomridge Park had been a good bit of fun for them all. Karlach had enjoyed such nonsense as ‘Why don’t dragons eat paladins? Because they taste lawful.’ and ‘What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? A bloodhound’. That one had gone over particularly well with Shadowheart, who groaned and draped herself dramatically against Karlach’s side, begging to be carried away from the horror.
But the zeal with which Astarion latched onto the thing had really ruined the appeal. Once he realized that Gale not only knew of the book, but had a fair number of the worst jokes memorized in that big wizard head of his, he became insufferable.
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Astarion finds a book of puns and spend the day and most of a night telling them to Gale. Karlach is but a tired Tiefling, well past ready to fall asleep.
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