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“Are you really sure about this, I mean really sure?”
“We got the stuff didn’t we? We all agreed to get it. As a partnership, together.”
“I know, I know… but now that I see them all here, spread out like this… Well, isn’t this a tad much?”
“Yeah well, perhaps. Maybe. But we don’t have to use them all. Not at once anyway. Just to get the feel how some of them work. Just a little, ya know, for the novelty of it?”
“You askin’ or tellin’?”
“Both, I guess.”
“Yeah, looks like so much fun to me.”
“They do, don’t they.”
“And all of them have a taste to them too. Here, lick one. Go on! Have a try.”
“Mmm… yeah, definitely sweet. Like candy.”
“That’s the idea!”
“So, ready to try them on, ya know, for a size?”
“Yeah… yeah let’s try them! Should be fun right?”
*
“Um… I think it’s stuck in here!”
“Never heard that complaint before!”
*chuckles*
“Well, it’s a toy, not the real thing so… it’s not as lubricated now is it!”
“Hey, didn’t you just say it felt like the real thing a few moments ago?”
“I lied.”
“Why would you lie about that?”
“Yeah why? Don’t you like them?”
“I prefer the real deal instead. Simply trying to humour you two.”
“You’re just sour ‘cause it got stuck, aren’t ya.”
“Am not.”
“Are too.”
“Stop arguing it’s not helping any!”
“What if we pour more lube in there?”
“Should work, right?”
“At least it’s worth a try.”
“Fine. Just do it!”
“Okay. How’s that?”
“More.”
“Now?”
“More!”
“And?”
“Yeah, I can wiggle it now.”
“Yup, it’s moving alright.”
“It’s coming loose!”
“And here it is!”
*grabs*
“Tasty!”
“WTF?”
“Okay, so you wanna try the real thing now?”
“Not today fellas, not today!”
“You really sure?”
“No.”