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A day unlike any other, wel nro for Riddler Rosehearts bc Flod was blasting Jojo Siwa songs in heatslayballs.
"Hey goldfishie ur lookin mighty fine tonight!!!!!!!!!!" Flod said slapping a lazy grin upon his stupid face.
"Flod! I do not have time for your sheneniagans go back to where you belong!!" Riddler replied, his face turning a tomato red. (are you okay buddy?) It was clear he had been keeping up on his mewing streak because his jaw could slice through trumps ear.
Flod yapped to Riddler and then got up in his personal space. "Yk goldfishie…I could be your skibidi alpha rizzler."
Riddle’s jaw unhinged itself. "You wouldn’t dare-?!"
"Oh yes I would goldfishie." Flod smirked, cornering Riddler against the wall.
Then Trey came up to Riddler witnessing the scene between him and Flod. "Are you alright riddler?!!!"
"Shut up toothpaste man I’m with my kitten rn." Flod growled, he made it clear who was the alpha and scaried the baker away. In which he skedaddled out of sight.
"Flod!! Do not insult my Vice!!" Riddler reprimanded. "One more insulting comment and it’s au revoir to your head!"
"barbecue bacon burger." And then Flod exploded, leaving Riddler crying but then magically he ascended down from heaven to reunite with riddler and they lived happily ever after.