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“Oops, I think I need to head back.” With a soft sigh and a giggle, the young lady climbed off his lap.
A vague feeling that he probably shouldn’t have let himself be lured away from the party murmured in the back of his head, but Twilight found his attention far more intensely focused on the sight of seed stained thighs disappearing under long skirts. He sighed and gave an answering good-bye as the Skyloftian woman waggled her fingers at him before sashaying out of the store room.
That had been nice.
… His cheeks flushed suddenly and Twilight flopped backwards until he was lying prone. Oh boy. He’d be getting an earful soon, he just knew it. He was supposed to be trying not to become intimately familiar with the locals every time they stopped somewhere. It wasn’t his fault Sky’s people were so nice! And used to grabbing at any opportunity for coitus that came their way. They were from a small community, privacy was cherished.
Groaning aloud, Twilight draped an arm over his eyes. His formal clothes were all twisted and askew and he really should be pulling his pants back up. Doing so meant he had to go back out and try to make contact with one of his- um, with one of the other heroes and not give away that he’d spent the past half hour with a very friendly woman happily bouncing on his cock.
His Shadow Crystal lost its battle with gravity while he lay there moping and slid sideways until it bounced off the side of the- the historic artifacts he vaguely remembered Sky describing as a friend’s current pet hobby. Grumbling under his breath, he grabbed at it. His elbow bounced off something that clicked-
A bolt of energy passed through him even as he froze. The moment passed, nothing exploded, so he let out a quick sigh of relief and hastily rolled off the whatever-it-was.
“Twilight? Where are you?” he suddenly heard. Warriors, and his voice was laced with suspicion.
He hastily dragged his pants up even as his crystal swung in front of him.
“You better not be... getting into trouble.”
’Already did that, had fun, everything’s fine,’ Twilight thought to himself. He looked around the storage room and- Ah, there was a window! Warriors suddenly knocked on the door and Twilight made the snap decision to not deal with this right now. He grabbed his Shadow Crystal, transformed, and turned towards the window.
Time for a hasty escape.
Twilight made his way through the forest, circling around the party still going on in the Skyloftian’s Surface settlement. Something felt off but he couldn’t figure out just what that was. Odd… and all the more reason to just stay away for the time being.
A soft female giggle interrupted his musings and Twilight slowed to a careful stop. A male voice said something in answer - he didn’t bother focusing enough to make out the words - but the tone was familiar. Very familiar. Not to mention close by.
Twilight made the hasty decision to turn back into Hylian form. The Skyloftians were still figuring out what counted as friendly and not friend Surface animals and he’d rather not get shot with an arrow because someone decided large and fluffy actually meant dangerous, not safe.
“Bye, Groose,” the woman called out and Twilight hastily hid behind a tree as another young woman went trotting by. The hitch in her step was quite familiar.
Well, there you go. He wasn’t going to be solely responsible for whatever population boom followed this festival, clearly. Suppressing a chuckle, Twilight turned to head for the town-
SNAP
His foot stepped on a twig.
“Wh- Who’s there? Come to challenge the Grooseinator?” came the immediate answer.
Whoops. Again. “Sorry, just passing… by…” Twilight froze because the sound that came out… was not correct.
“Eh? Who’s that?” Cloth rustled and feet started walking towards him but Twilight was busy being very distracted because he'd just discovered he was missing several specific key parts.
“Oh, you’re one of Link’s friends.” The gigantic, towering Groose came around the tree Twilight was hiding behind. He had his formal waist wrap tossed over his shoulder along with other layers. “You look upset. What’s wrong?”
A noise of pure distress floated out as Twilight continued to stare down through the neck of his tunic at some new… additions.
Big, meaty hands immediately clamped onto his shoulders and he looked up, startled, to find himself staring back into piercing golden eyes.
“The Groosinator will fix whatever is wrong. Just tell me what it is.”
“It’s- I was in the storage room- My Shadow Crystal hit it and a button got pushed-” Twilight’s throat closed up again because his voice wasn’t supposed to be so high pitched!
“Huh… I didn’t know one of the heroes traveling with Link was a girl.” Groose gave him a small shake. “Just tell me the problem and I’ll help out!”
“I’m not a girl!” Twilight blurted out. His eyes were wide as he stared up at Groose. “Something’s gone very wrong!”
“Huh…” Groose’s hands fell back as he folded his arms and tapped at his chin. “You were in the storage room where we’ve been storing the artifacts from Lanayru? I have no idea what they do but they seemed important so I brought some here to study over the winter.”
“I’m a man, not... this,” Twilight said in a helpless voice. “Tell me you can fix this.”
Groose lips twisted. “Well… I guess I could start looking over them earlier than planned. I’ll have to put aside making some repairs on the Groosinator, but I can write out what needs done and see if Jakamar can take it on.” Without hesitation, Groose made a fist and flourished it dramatically in front of him in a gesture that felt both encouraging and somewhat threatening. “Right! We’ll start working on this first thing tomorrow!”
“Thanks,” Twilight said, his shoulders drooping in relief. Then, “... what do I do until then?”
The confident energy surrounding Groose seemed to pause. Then, “... we could fuck?”
The process of actually getting his head around the idea and undressing to facilitate having sex once he’d decided to go for it took a while. Groose was easy-going, though, and radiated a casual energy that left Twilight feeling more and more comfortable with whatever choice he did make.
Eventually, though, Twilight found himself perched on Groose’s lap, both of them completely naked and exchanging one kiss after another while arousal rushed through him in ways that felt both familiar and wholly different. His body felt strange and the way heat continued to build up inside him felt so good.
“How’s this?” Groose asked, groping at the modestly sized protrusions at his chest.
The subtle tingling running through him erupted in a stunning fashion. Twilight found himself gasping and arching his back as Groose confidently massaged the breast. And his reaction was strong enough that Groose grinned and put both hands to work. He found himself panting hard as Groose worked him over. He ached between his legs - not to drive himself into a delicious tight heat, but for something… different. Something more.
Pressing firmly forward, Twilight kissed Groose with as much enthusiasm as he could manage. The other man’s hard cock rubbed against his stomach, leaving small paths of wetness against his skin. That- That was what he wanted, he realized.
“Mmph- This,” Twilight panted against Groose’s mouth. He slid his hand down between their bodies and groped at the hard shaft. “This, now.”
Groose let out a soft grunted and rutted against his hand. “Right- Right, I can- How do you wanna-”
“Whatever’s easiest,” Twilight replied.
“You wanna watch it go in? Or just feel?”
Twilight’s cheeks flushed. “Oh, I didn’t-” He inhaled sharply. “Just feel, I think. I can, um, watch later.”
“Right, in that case…”
Which was how Twilight soon found himself bent over a handy log with several layers of clothing between his stomach and the rough bark. Fingers moved over his new anatomy with care as Groose began to explore. A reassuring hand lingered on his back and Groose made a point to announce everything he was about to do before doing it. The sensations were new and powerful, and the constant narration helped him put context to everything he was feeling.
“Just put it in,” he gasped when Groose declared he was about to insert a finger. “Just- I can handle, I promise.”
“If you’re sure,” Groose said, shifting position behind him. “Just- just say something- if you need anything,” he panted. A thick end bumped against his thigh, then slid upwards. He’d felt that before, but the pressure didn’t go to his ass like he was used to. It went to a different spot… and then it began to press inside him.
“Oh- Ooh, fuck,” Twilight gasped as Groose’s cock effortlessly breached him. It slid inside him, gliding forward with ease and Twilight found his toes literally curling as he was gradually filled. “Ahh- That’s- oh fuck that feels good.”
Groose let out noise that sounded vaguely pleased and his hands shifted to rest on either side of Twilight’s body. The pressure eased up some before he thrust in again, giving Twilight a little bit more. This second thrust felt even better and Twilight let out a lewd moan at the stunning waves of feeling running through him.
“Don’t stop,” Twilight whimpered as Groose started giving him one steady thrust after another.
“Hell no,” agreed the taller man, and then… then it all truly took off.
Twilight gasped again and again as Groose fucked him. His thick cock seemed to fill up every possible bit of space inside him, and yet, Twilight took each one without issue. He rocked back as best he could to meet each thrust and cried aloud as the angle shifted subtly and the thrust came faster and deeper.
It was good- it was impossibly good- Twilight’s voice got louder and louder as his vision started to swim and the sparks of ecstasy were firing off closer and closer together. Before he knew it, Twilight found himself hurtling straight over the edge and bore down hard on the cock piercing his body. In response, Groose let out a guttural sound of his own and slammed home inside him as he came as well.
The heat inside him hadn’t faded by the time Groose was pulling free, but before he could protest, Twilight found himself being rolled onto his back and shoved up to lie lengthwise along the tree. And then Groose’s mouth was between his legs and Twilight quickly found himself hollering all over again as Groose got him off once again.
By the time they were both flopped on the ground, too tired to continue, Twilight found himself marveling at all the new ways he ached. Still, it had definitely been worth it. Groose’s claims of stamina seemed well earned, as Twilight had taken him now in multiple positions, as well as having ridden his face and fingers to the point of oblivion.
This wasn’t an ideal situation, but Groose sure as hell had made it fun.
The Chain departed the next day with Twilight glaring daggers at every one of his… fellow heroes… just daring them to tease him. And while having to relearn how to fight monsters in a slightly smaller body with a different center of gravity and distribution of strength, he did manage it just fine in the end.
“Mail!” Sky announced when everyone returned to the inn after spending the day running errands.
Twilight just let out an annoyed grunt. He’d come down with some sort of stomach flu a week or so ago and it just was unrelenting. When he wasn’t feeling ill he kept falling asleep, and the sheer frustration of dealing with it all had left him feeling cranky and slow-witted.
“There’s a letter from Groose!” Sky added after handing out everything he’d collected from the mailman. “Let’s see what he has to say… Oh! They’ve made progress deciphering the runes! Apparently the device that affected you, Twilight, was some kind of healing device. He included a copy of the translations and what they’re still working on…”
Legend snapped his fingers and made a grabby gesture. Sky passed the relevant pieces of paper over.
“-apparently the device’s effect only lasted for a few days.”
“This has been much longer than a few days,” Twilight immediately hissed, pushing himself upright. A wave of nausea immediately swept through him and he collapsed back down onto the bed with a groan. Then had to shuffle slightly to rearrange his somewhat tender feeling chest.
Legend let out an odd noise as he shuffled through the papers Sky had passed over to him. “Twilight… what exactly did you and Groose do the night this happened?”
Twilight lifted his face up and glared. “We went over what happened and made a plan to try to fix it.”
“Yeah, I got that. What else? Because part of the trouble Groose is having with translations is that some of this text looks like old Subrosian, which isn’t a language that’s common in any era.” Legend leaned in. His lips were twitching as he just barely held back a laugh. “They had issues relating to population numbers. So I have to ask... Did you two have sex?”
“Legend!” gasped Sky, but the smaller hero just rolled his eyes.
A few seconds later, Time slapped his hand over his eyes and let out a long, low groan. Likewise, a strangled noise escaped Warriors and he sank down onto the bed, burying his face in his hands.
Twilight stared back at Legend, trying to look vaguely insulted but he couldn’t stop the blush slowly creeping across his cheeks.
“You are actually stupid,” Legend said, very obviously trying not to laugh. “Let me put it like this, then, since you don’t get it. When a man and woman like each other enough to have consensual sex, there are tangible results if the timing is just right-”
”No,” Twilight insisted, surging up onto his hands. “I’m not-”
“Congratulations. You’re not just a father, but you’re about to become a mother, too. Nice going. You’ll apparently turn back as soon as you’re done playing host.”
Wild, Hyrule, Wind, and Four all looked to be in varying states of shock. Sky covered his mouth with his hands. “... and Groose is the father.”
“And Groose is the father,” confirmed Legend, which was just-
Twilight stared numbly back at him. Apparently… he really was an idiot.
Ma was going to be so mad.