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back with the milk: i am going to say this one time, and one time only.
Horangi: uh oh
back with the milk: coms are not for flirting.
back with the milk: coms are not for discussing your “plans” for the evening
pretty boy💋: wonder who this is about
suds🧼: hyw
pretty boy💋: ???
suds🧼: haud yer wheest
Ghost: speak english ffs
suds🧼: no u
back with the milk: im not only talking about soap and ghost
back with milk: this goes for horangi, and alejandro, and ;iterally everyone on this team
back with the milk: YOUR COMS ARE NOT PRIVATE
Price’s Wife: it is a little concerning to hear your conversations at times…
pretty boy💋: well at least i dont flirt on the coms :D
suds🧼: bullshit
suds🧼: “ooo im gonna call gary when we get to base, ooo my bf so pretty, oooooo”
Bug💚: aw
Ghost: no not aw
Ghost: disgusting
back with the milk: ALL OF YOU ARE TERRIBLR
suds🧼: well if you wanna flirt with your boyfriend a bit none of us care
back with the milk: i dont have a boyfriend ffs
Ghost: he actually doesnt
back with the milk: thank you ghost
suds🧼: are you two really not a thing
pretty boy💋: i thought you guys were at least a casual thing…
Price’s Wife is offline
back with the milk: that’s a sensitive subject
back with the milk: case in point, stop flirting on public coms please
back with the milk is offline
Bug: I think you hit a nerve there guys
suds🧼: damn.
Ghost: yeah…
Gomez: why is there always drama?
Ghost: all of us are emotionally repressed and refiuse to talk about our issues and how we feel, especially about each other
Bug💚: …
suds🧼: …
Bug💚: did not think you were that self aware
Ghost: ive been to some therapy
pretty boy💋: youll never take me alive :p
suds🧼: same
Morticia: jesus
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suds🧼: hey so graves is alive
Gomez: hes WHAT
Morticia: oh fuck
back with the milk: unfortunately that is true
Gomez: ill kill him a second time
Ghost: we made a fucking deal with him.
Gomez is offline
Morticia is offline
suds🧼: i need a drink.
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suds🧼 added Kate Laswell to the chat
pretty boy💋 changed Kate Laswell’s name to mom <3
back with the milk: did i not say dont add laswell?
mom <3: about time i see the infamous group chat
suds🧼: hi Laswell :3
mom <3: what is that
Ghost: watcher
suds🧼: ach, dont act like that
suds🧼: shes a mother figure to ye too
pretty boy💋: soap talking about mothers to ghost….
Bug💚: christ
suds🧼: HARDY HAR HAR STFU
back with the milk: ??
Ghost: nothing captain
mom <3: is that Sanderson?
Bug💚: hi laswell
Bug💚: ig its not hard to guess
mom <3: good to know youre doing well
Bug💚: yeah got a job at a flower shop
Bug💚: its peaceful
suds🧼: i like flowers
Bug💚: yeah me too
Bug💚: didnt take you for the type
suds🧼: oh yeah, my ma had a flower garden growing up
suds🧼: loved helping her take care of it
Gomez: nice to meet you mrs. laswell
Price’s Wife: hows the wife
mom <3: good
mom <3: wait who is that
back with the milk: nikolai
mom <3: oh
pretty boy changed Price’s Wife’s name to helicopter helicopter
helicopter helicopter: stop i was actually scared you died
Bug💚: never did hear that story
pretty boy💋: i got knocked out of a heli and only survived because a rope got wrapped around my ankle
pretty boy💋: all i could hear was nik in my ear going “he’s dead Price, Gaz is dead”
pretty boy💋: scariest shit of my life
suds🧼: bet that was a sight
Bug💚: well good thing you lived
pretty boy💋: 🥰
back with the milk: not only are coms public, your texts are too
suds🧼: you have “hope this helps :)” vibes
pretty boy💋: I bet he has facebook
back with the milk: why does that sound like an insult?
suds🧼: because it is cap
pretty boy💋: hope this helps <3
back with the milk: im being bullied kate.
back with the milk: Bullied by my own soldiers
mom <3: well good luck with that 👍
mom <3 is offline
suds🧼: CRYING OMG
back with the milk: .
Bug💚: BAHAHAHA
helicopter helicopter: I do not think kate will be much help jon
back with the milk: I dont know why I thought otherwise
pretty boy💋: we're the favorites :D
back with the milk: all of you hush, we have debrief in ten minutes
pretty boy💋: o7
pretty boy💋: bye gary love you ❤️
Bug💚: bye gaz <3
Ghost is offline
pretty boy💋 is offline
suds🧼 is offline
back with the milk is offline
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Nik: we should talk
Jon: that's ominous
Nik: im serious
Jon: I know
Nik: i am aware you are afraid, Jon
Jon: I'm not scared of anything really Nikolai
Jon: I dont know what you're talking about
Nik: Jon be honest with me please
Jon: when have I lied to you?
Nik: Jon.
Jon: ok, ok.
Nik: I love you.
Jon: don't say that
Nik: what are you so afraid of?
Nik: all of your boys have male partners
Nik: Kate is lesbian
Jon: be quiet, Nikolai
Nik: your father has been dead for how many years now?
Jon: I said be quiet.
Nik: Jonathan…
Jon: drop it
Nik: okay. But remember what I told you
Nik: i'll wait as long as you need, but… I can't wait forever. We could die tomorrow.
Jon: I know.
Nik: you're my best friend, before everything else.
Nik: you know that, don't you?
Jon: …goodnight Nikolai
Nik: goodnight Price
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