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2024-09-22
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Soap's Greatest Idea (Yet)

Chapter 4

Summary:

Mostly fluffy, with some NikPrice drama

Chapter Text

 

 

back with the milk: i am going to say this one time, and one time only.

 

Horangi: uh oh

 

back with the milk: coms are not for flirting.

back with the milk: coms are not for discussing your “plans” for the evening

 

pretty boy💋: wonder who this is about

 

suds🧼: hyw

 

pretty boy💋: ???

 

suds🧼: haud yer wheest

 

Ghost: speak english ffs

 

suds🧼: no u

 

back with the milk: im not only talking about soap and ghost

back with milk: this goes for horangi, and alejandro, and ;iterally everyone on this team

back with the milk: YOUR COMS ARE NOT PRIVATE 

 

Price’s Wife: it is a little concerning to hear your conversations at times…

 

pretty boy💋: well at least i dont flirt on the coms :D 

 

suds🧼: bullshit

suds🧼: “ooo im gonna call gary when we get to base, ooo my bf so pretty, oooooo”

 

Bug💚: aw

 

Ghost: no not aw

Ghost: disgusting

 

back with the milk: ALL OF YOU ARE TERRIBLR

 

 

suds🧼: well if you wanna flirt with your boyfriend a bit none of us care

 

back with the milk: i dont have a boyfriend ffs

 

Ghost: he actually doesnt

 

back with the milk: thank you ghost

 

suds🧼: are you two really not a thing

 

pretty boy💋: i thought you guys were at least a casual thing…

 

Price’s Wife is offline

 

back with the milk: that’s a sensitive subject

back with the milk: case in point, stop flirting on public coms please

 

back with the milk is offline

 

Bug: I think you hit a nerve there guys

 

suds🧼: damn.

 

Ghost: yeah…

 

Gomez: why is there always drama?

 

Ghost: all of us are emotionally repressed and refiuse to talk about our issues and how we feel, especially about each other

 

Bug💚: …

 

suds🧼: …

 

Bug💚: did not think you were that self aware

 

Ghost: ive been to some therapy

 

pretty boy💋: youll never take me alive :p

 

suds🧼: same

 

Morticia: jesus

 

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suds🧼: hey so graves is alive

 

Gomez: hes WHAT

 

Morticia: oh fuck

 

back with the milk: unfortunately that is true

 

Gomez: ill kill him a second time

 

Ghost: we made a fucking deal with him.

 

Gomez is offline

Morticia is offline

 

suds🧼: i need a drink.

 

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suds🧼 added Kate Laswell to the chat

pretty boy💋 changed Kate Laswell’s name to mom <3

 

back with the milk: did i not say dont add laswell?

 

mom <3: about time i see the infamous group chat

 

suds🧼: hi Laswell :3

 

mom <3: what is that

 

Ghost: watcher 

 

suds🧼: ach, dont act like that

suds🧼: shes a mother figure to ye too

 

pretty boy💋: soap talking about mothers to ghost….

 

Bug💚: christ

 

suds🧼: HARDY HAR HAR STFU

 

back with the milk: ??

 

Ghost: nothing captain

 

mom <3: is that Sanderson?

 

Bug💚: hi laswell

Bug💚: ig its not hard to guess

 

mom <3: good to know youre doing well

 

Bug💚: yeah got a job at a flower shop 

Bug💚: its peaceful

 

suds🧼: i like flowers

 

Bug💚: yeah me too

Bug💚: didnt take you for the type

 

suds🧼: oh yeah, my ma had a flower garden growing up

suds🧼: loved helping her take care of it

 

Gomez: nice to meet you mrs. laswell

 

Price’s Wife: hows the wife

 

mom <3: good

mom <3: wait who is that

 

back with the milk: nikolai

 

mom <3: oh

 

pretty boy changed Price’s Wife’s name to helicopter helicopter

 

helicopter helicopter: stop i was actually scared you died

 

Bug💚: never did hear that story

 

pretty boy💋: i got knocked out of a heli and only survived because a rope got wrapped around my ankle

pretty boy💋: all i could hear was nik in my ear going “he’s dead Price, Gaz is dead”

pretty boy💋: scariest shit of my life

 

suds🧼: bet that was a sight

 

Bug💚: well good thing you lived

 

pretty boy💋: 🥰

 

back with the milk: not only are coms public, your texts are too

 

suds🧼: you have “hope this helps :)” vibes

 

pretty boy💋: I bet he has facebook 

 

back with the milk: why does that sound like an insult?

 

suds🧼: because it is cap

 

pretty boy💋: hope this helps <3

 

back with the milk: im being bullied kate.

back with the milk: Bullied by my own soldiers

 

mom <3: well good luck with that 👍 

 

mom <3 is offline

 

suds🧼: CRYING OMG

 

back with the milk: .

 

Bug💚: BAHAHAHA

 

helicopter helicopter: I do not think kate will be much help jon 

 

back with the milk: I dont know why I thought otherwise

 

pretty boy💋: we're the favorites :D

 

back with the milk: all of you hush, we have debrief in ten minutes

 

pretty boy💋: o7

pretty boy💋: bye gary love you ❤️

 

Bug💚: bye gaz <3

 

Ghost is offline

pretty boy💋 is offline

suds🧼 is offline

back with the milk is offline

 

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Nik: we should talk

 

Jon: that's ominous

 

Nik: im serious

 

Jon: I know

 

Nik: i am aware you are afraid, Jon

 

Jon: I'm not scared of anything really Nikolai

Jon: I dont know what you're talking about

 

Nik: Jon be honest with me please

 

Jon: when have I lied to you?

 

Nik: Jon. 

 

Jon: ok, ok.

 

Nik: I love you.

 

Jon: don't say that

 

Nik: what are you so afraid of? 

Nik: all of your boys have male partners

Nik: Kate is lesbian

 

Jon: be quiet, Nikolai

 

Nik: your father has been dead for how many years now?

 

Jon: I said be quiet. 

 

Nik: Jonathan…

 

Jon: drop it

 

Nik: okay. But remember what I told you

Nik: i'll wait as long as you need, but… I can't wait forever. We could die tomorrow.

 

Jon: I know. 

 

Nik: you're my best friend, before everything else. 

Nik: you know that, don't you?

 

Jon: …goodnight Nikolai

 

Nik: goodnight Price

 

 

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Notes:

I know this one was shorter, sorry! Thank you for reading ^^