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It was Chapter 4, and for some reason the party consisted of Ralsei, who had decided to take the player for a walk, and that was it
Ralsei walked into a room, and heard a laugh...
"Yuk yuk yuk! Youeth fooleth!"
Then Rouxls Kaard teleported in in his iconic white beam of light.
...he looked a little bit off. Just a little. His pose seemed more forced than usual, and his eyes seemed a bit fucked up.
Those were Ralsei's thoughts, not mine. Look.
'His eyes seem a bit fucked up...' Ralsei thought to himself.
Told you.
"M-Mr. Rouxls! What are you doing here in this Dark World that you have no possible way of getting into?!" He asked, being polite externally.
"That'seth righteth youeth fooleth! Addresseth meeth properlyeth witheth theeth formaleth respecteth Ieth deserveeth!" Rouxls exclaimed. "Ieth goteth hereeth usingeth myeth amazingeth powerseth, becauseeth Ieth ameth theeth alleth powerfuleth Rockslseth Kaardeth!"
"...that's not how you pronounce your name." Ralsei pointed out
"O-OF COURSE IT WASN'T! THAT WAS A TEST!" Rouxls panicked. "ER- I MEAN- ETH." He frantically added.
Just then, another white beam of light appeared beside him, and a purple shadow thing appeared.
"THOUST THIEF!!!" It exclaimed. "THOU CAN'T EVEN GETST MY ACCENT RIGHTE!"
"AH SHIT- I MEAN- I HAVETH NO IDEAETH WHATETH YO- THOU COULD BE REFERRING TOETH" Rouxls argued.
Ralsei watched awkwardly as Rouxls, and the suspiciously Rouxls shaped shadow thing began arguing.
"IT IS SO BLATANTE! ALL THOU DO IS SAYETH "ETH" OVER AND OVER AGAIN!"
"NO I ALSO SAY THOU"
"THOU LITERALLY DIDST NOT DOETH THAT A SECONDE AGO"
"IT'S A FAKE ACCENT ANYWAY"
"THOU DON'T KNOWETH THAT"
"YES I DO TOBY FOX CONFIRMED IT"
"HE SAID THAT HE DID NOT KNOWE"
'what the fuck is going on' Ralsei thought to himself... and then realized the player could read his thoughts. 'O-oops... S-sorry...'
The player did not care.
"How about we do a quick test...? To see who the real Rouxls Kaard is!" Ralsei suggested.
"Greateth ideaeth!" Rouxls said, putting the accent back on.
"The question: Who are you the lesser dad of?" Ralsei asked.
Rouxls gasped in offense. "LESSER??? I AM CLEARLY THE GREATEST DAD BECAUSE I AM THE GREAT ALMIGHTY PUZZLE MASTER ROUXLS KAARD AND I-"
"Lancer" The shadow answered
"Correct!" Ralsei said.
"...FUCK" Rouxls shouted. "WHATEVER SLICK, YOU CAN'T GUESS MY NAME ANYWAYS CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE LETTER p! Doopliss! Doopliss! My name's DOOPLISS! YUK YUK YUK!!! YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT THAT BECAUSE-"
The player typed Doopliss on their perfectly intact keyboard
"GOD
DAMN IT"
And then Ralsei and Rouxls jumped Doopliss and beat the shit out of him and got Rouxls' identity back
bUT JOKES ON YOU DUMBASS
BECAUSE YOU (and ralsei) JUST HELPED OUT THE KNIGHT WHO REALLY DID GET INTO THAT DARK WORLD USING HIS AMAZING GODLIKE RULE BENDING POWERS
AND NOW ROUXLS WILL TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE AND SERVE WHATEVER AU ANGELS HE CAN FIND AND-
The player checked to see what fucked up mods they had drunkenly installed