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JADE: kanayas coming over
ROSE: Is that so?
ROSE: It wouldn’t happen to be for anything salacious, would it?
JADE: says the one who is literally my cat
JADE: eat your food!
ROSE: I resent your implication.
ROSE: My primary occupation is with my comforts, which at this moment involves getting attention. I can’t very well do when you are busy fucking your girlfriend.
JADE: i give you so much attention! not to mention i give you food and water every day!
JADE: what about all those times you walk away when I’m in the middle of giving you kisses???
ROSE: Yes, well, I need attention on my terms. ‘Tis my nature, you see.
JADE: i assume thats the same nature that means shoving your ass in my face when im trying to work?
ROSE: Yes. Also don’t pretend like you dislike that.
JADE: :P
ROSE: :3
DING DONG
JADE: coming!
ROSE: Snrk.
JADE: hey kanaya!!! :D
KANAYA: Hello To You As Well
KANAYA: How Has Your Morning Been
JADE: chill! had waffles, fed the cat, worked on some papers
JADE: what about you?? how was work?
KANAYA: It Was Work
KANAYA: I Am Happy To Finally Be Able To Spend The Night Again
JADE: hey, wanna watch a movie tonight?
KANAYA: That Sounds Nice
KANAYA: I Might Take A Bit To Rest If You Wouldnt Mind
KANAYA: I Am Exhausted
JADE: of course not! take whatever time you need
ROSE: Kanaya.
KANAYA: Rose
KANAYA: What
KANAYA: Nothing More To Say
KANAYA: You Are Usually So Talkative
KANAYA: Whatever Could Have Rendered You So Speechless
ROSE: Mrrrrrrrrp.
KANAYA: Ah
KANAYA: Have The Chin Scratches Truly Bested You
KANAYA: You Want More
KANAYA: ?
KANAYA: You Want More Dont You
ROSE: Yes, that would b-!
ROSE: Purrrrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
KANAYA: Good Meow Beast
ROSE: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
KANAYA: Its Good To See You Too
KANAYA: Oh
KANAYA: !
JADE: hey kanaya!
JADE: you ready to join us?
KANAYA: I
KANAYA: Yes Hello Jade
JADE: hehehe, hi?
JADE: whaaaaaat seems to be the problem?
JADE: oh, you can just move rose over :)
JADE: shes being very cuddly all the sudden!
ROSE: I am more than capable of moving myself you know.
JADE: yes, i know you are kitty, and i love you so so so so much!!!!
JADE: buuuuuuut...?
ROSE: ...But I simply choose not to.
KANAYA: I Will Just
KANAYA: Scooch In Here I Suppose
JADE: comfy?
KANAYA: Very
ROSE: Meow.
JADE: ...
JADE: woah, kanaya did you see that???
JADE: what a twist!
JADE: i cant believe he made that guy cook an omelet with just-
ROSE: Jade, love, I think she’s a bit distracted.
KANAYA: Sorry Um
KANAYA: Distracted From What
KANAYA: Did I Miss Something
KANAYA: You Can Rewind I Just
KANAYA: Erm
ROSE: What is it dear?
ROSE: It almost seems like you are a tad uncomfortable.
ROSE: What, do you need something?
KANAYA: No Not At All I Just
ROSE: ...
KANAYA:
ROSE: ... Just what?
KANAYA: Im Thinking
ROSE: It doesn’t quite look like it.
KANAYA: Well If You Would Just Wait I Am Sure I Could
KANAYA: Start
ROSE: Start thinking?
KANAYA: Yes
ROSE: Looks to me as if you are a bit flushed.
ROSE: Why? Is there something embarrassing you at the moment?
ROSE: If I didn’t know any better I’d say that is in fact not your palmhusk jabbing me in the hip right now. Is that not your palmhusk, Kanaya?
ROSE: What ever could have riled you up so much?
ROSE: It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with where I have chosen to sprawl myself over the couch, could it?
ROSE: And if I chose to stretch, raising my tail into the air as my back arches, or playfully rubbed my body against you, you wouldn’t react to that, would y-?
JADE: AH!!! KANAYA, DON’T STOP!
KANAYA: YES JADE
KANAYA: FUCK
KANAYA: LIKE THAT
JADE: YES, FUCK YES, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
KANAYA: AH
KANAYA: HAH
JADE: RRRF-!
JADE: AAAAH!!!!
JADE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!!!!!
JADE: zzzz...
KANAYA: Oh Hello There Rose
ROSE: Mrow.
KANAYA: Did You Get Lonely Out There
ROSE: Meow.
KANAYA: Or Did You Just Have Your Fill Of The Couch And Now It Is Time To Sleep
ROSE: Mrrp.
KANAYA: Im Guessing The Latter
KANAYA: You Always Did Presume Yourself Above Showing Such Emotional Weaknesses
KANAYA: Although You Got Much Better.
ROSE: Mrr.
KANAYA: But You Are Very Different Now Than When We Met
KANAYA: Much Different From How I Imagined You
KANAYA: Thats Alright I Think
KANAYA: I Think I Am Different Too And Maybe Better Somehow
KANAYA: I Find Myself Oddly Content For Once
KANAYA: Without An Enemy Or Worry
KANAYA: Could You Possibly Prefer Me As I Am In The Same Way
ROSE: Meow.
KANAYA: Right
KANAYA: I Love You Rose
ROSE: I love you too, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Ah So You Do Remember How To Speak
ROSE: Yes, Kanaya.
KANAYA: And Youre Comfortable
ROSE: Yes, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Here Let Me Pet You
ROSE: Please do, Kanaya.
KANAYA: You Know I Am Proud Of Us
ROSE: I do, Kanaya.
KANAYA: I Just Didnt Realize Through Any Of Our Troubles We Would Even Get The Chance
KANAYA: I Didnt Realize We Could Be This Some Day
KANAYA: I Am Happy To Be Your Owners Girlfriend
KANAYA: And To Know You Like This
ROSE: Likewise, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Im Rambling Arent I
ROSE: Yes, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Goodnight Rose
ROSE: Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.