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Rose Lalonde: Asexual Housecat

Summary:

Prompt:
In order to bring some stability back into their relationship, Rose proposes to Kanaya that she spend some time as her pet.

Kanaya agrees... on the condition that they bring in someone skilled with handling animals.

Jade is all too thrilled to assist.

* Can involve animal transformation or not.
* Can involve mind control or not.
* Can involve other characters than the listed ones or not.
* PREFERENCE: Involves some HS Epilogues characterization/is set in a canon timeline.
* PREFERENCE: Characters are written using their typing quirks.

didn't go supper close to the prompt, but its something that's been in the works for a while hehehe.

Notes:

Dialogue up until the title page written by a very good kitty.

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JADE: kanayas coming over
ROSE: Is that so?
ROSE: It wouldn’t happen to be for anything salacious, would it?
JADE: says the one who is literally my cat
JADE: eat your food!
ROSE: I resent your implication.
ROSE: My primary occupation is with my comforts, which at this moment involves getting attention. I can’t very well do when you are busy fucking your girlfriend.
JADE: i give you so much attention! not to mention i give you food and water every day!
JADE: what about all those times you walk away when I’m in the middle of giving you kisses???
ROSE: Yes, well, I need attention on my terms. ‘Tis my nature, you see.
JADE: i assume thats the same nature that means shoving your ass in my face when im trying to work?
ROSE: Yes. Also don’t pretend like you dislike that.
JADE: :P
ROSE: :3





DING DONG





JADE: coming!
ROSE: Snrk.





JADE: hey kanaya!!! :D





KANAYA: Hello To You As Well
KANAYA: How Has Your Morning Been
JADE: chill! had waffles, fed the cat, worked on some papers
JADE: what about you?? how was work?
KANAYA: It Was Work
KANAYA: I Am Happy To Finally Be Able To Spend The Night Again





JADE: hey, wanna watch a movie tonight?
KANAYA: That Sounds Nice
KANAYA: I Might Take A Bit To Rest If You Wouldnt Mind
KANAYA: I Am Exhausted
JADE: of course not! take whatever time you need
ROSE: Kanaya.





KANAYA: Rose
KANAYA: What
KANAYA: Nothing More To Say
KANAYA: You Are Usually So Talkative
KANAYA: Whatever Could Have Rendered You So Speechless
ROSE: Mrrrrrrrrp.
KANAYA: Ah
KANAYA: Have The Chin Scratches Truly Bested You
KANAYA: You Want More
KANAYA: ?
KANAYA: You Want More Dont You
ROSE: Yes, that would b-!
ROSE: Purrrrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
KANAYA: Good Meow Beast
ROSE: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
KANAYA: Its Good To See You Too







KANAYA: Oh
KANAYA: !
JADE: hey kanaya!
JADE: you ready to join us?
KANAYA: I
KANAYA: Yes Hello Jade
JADE: hehehe, hi?
JADE: whaaaaaat seems to be the problem?
JADE: oh, you can just move rose over :)
JADE: shes being very cuddly all the sudden!
ROSE: I am more than capable of moving myself you know.
JADE: yes, i know you are kitty, and i love you so so so so much!!!!
JADE: buuuuuuut...?
ROSE: ...But I simply choose not to.
KANAYA: I Will Just
KANAYA: Scooch In Here I Suppose





JADE: comfy?
KANAYA: Very
ROSE: Meow.
JADE: ...
JADE: woah, kanaya did you see that???
JADE: what a twist!
JADE: i cant believe he made that guy cook an omelet with just-
ROSE: Jade, love, I think she’s a bit distracted.
KANAYA: Sorry Um
KANAYA: Distracted From What
KANAYA: Did I Miss Something
KANAYA: You Can Rewind I Just
KANAYA: Erm





ROSE: What is it dear?
ROSE: It almost seems like you are a tad uncomfortable.
ROSE: What, do you need something?
KANAYA: No Not At All I Just
ROSE: ...
KANAYA:
ROSE: ... Just what?
KANAYA: Im Thinking
ROSE: It doesn’t quite look like it.
KANAYA: Well If You Would Just Wait I Am Sure I Could
KANAYA: Start
ROSE: Start thinking?
KANAYA: Yes
ROSE: Looks to me as if you are a bit flushed.
ROSE: Why? Is there something embarrassing you at the moment?
ROSE: If I didn’t know any better I’d say that is in fact not your palmhusk jabbing me in the hip right now. Is that not your palmhusk, Kanaya?
ROSE: What ever could have riled you up so much?
ROSE: It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with where I have chosen to sprawl myself over the couch, could it?
ROSE: And if I chose to stretch, raising my tail into the air as my back arches, or playfully rubbed my body against you, you wouldn’t react to that, would y-?





JADE: AH!!! KANAYA, DON’T STOP!
KANAYA: YES JADE
KANAYA: FUCK
KANAYA: LIKE THAT
JADE: YES, FUCK YES, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
KANAYA: AH
KANAYA: HAH
JADE: RRRF-!
JADE: AAAAH!!!!
JADE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!!!!!







JADE: zzzz...
KANAYA: Oh Hello There Rose
ROSE: Mrow.
KANAYA: Did You Get Lonely Out There
ROSE: Meow.
KANAYA: Or Did You Just Have Your Fill Of The Couch And Now It Is Time To Sleep
ROSE: Mrrp.
KANAYA: Im Guessing The Latter
KANAYA: You Always Did Presume Yourself Above Showing Such Emotional Weaknesses
KANAYA: Although You Got Much Better.
ROSE: Mrr.
KANAYA: But You Are Very Different Now Than When We Met
KANAYA: Much Different From How I Imagined You
KANAYA: Thats Alright I Think
KANAYA: I Think I Am Different Too And Maybe Better Somehow
KANAYA: I Find Myself Oddly Content For Once
KANAYA: Without An Enemy Or Worry
KANAYA: Could You Possibly Prefer Me As I Am In The Same Way
ROSE: Meow.
KANAYA: Right





KANAYA: I Love You Rose
ROSE: I love you too, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Ah So You Do Remember How To Speak
ROSE: Yes, Kanaya.
KANAYA: And Youre Comfortable
ROSE: Yes, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Here Let Me Pet You
ROSE: Please do, Kanaya.
KANAYA: You Know I Am Proud Of Us
ROSE: I do, Kanaya.
KANAYA: I Just Didnt Realize Through Any Of Our Troubles We Would Even Get The Chance
KANAYA: I Didnt Realize We Could Be This Some Day
KANAYA: I Am Happy To Be Your Owners Girlfriend
KANAYA: And To Know You Like This
ROSE: Likewise, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Im Rambling Arent I
ROSE: Yes, Kanaya.
KANAYA: Goodnight Rose
ROSE: Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.