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Donald slowly opened his sky coloured eyes, ocean eyes if you want. his head pulsed as he tried to sit on his own bed.
what happened?
<<hey girl how are you feeling? you panicked and passed out>> the purple horse appeared in his vision with a cup of tea, a pill and a glass of water
<<I feel like I tried skydiving and a plane hit me, and then on the ground a train hit me and crushed my body.>> he took the medicine with the glass of water and drank the tea with a little biscuit that was hidden behind the mug(the mug had a photo of trump with the words "best president" and "bottom text" on it)
<<you shouldn't drink anything when you're broken hearted, noted>> twilight said trying to cheer her bestie up. Donald rolled his eyes with a hint of a smile that faded instantly when he remembered about the flashbacks of his past lover Kim and his beloved farty twink.
<<i had some shitty flashbacks of that slut>> the rotten orange said taking his hand to his throbbing head. then he realised that he was a bald bitch. his fabulous wig was missing.
he desperately tried to recall the events of the previous night after the memories hit him, but nothing came to his mind.
<<where's my wig? oh Twilight please, tell me it's here somewhere>>
the magical hyper realistic unicorn with a human body looked away and bit her lip, feeling guilty <<after you passed out, it fell in someone's drink and people started to play volleyball with it. when i finally caught it, let's just say it wasn't even recognizable or...saveable. I'm sorry>>
Trump took a deep breath and after a while, he responded<<i mean, it was a gift from kim so maybe it's better this way. i was destroyed for a moment but then i remembered that I'm rich and i can buy billions of wigs, even more pretty than that one>>
<<oh thank god, i thought you would've hated me>>
<<i could never, you're my best friend>>
suddenly, twilight's phone ringed and when she looked at the notification she immediately turned her gaze on the orange creature on the bed in front of her.
<<maybe you should check the news>>
trump was confused at twilight's sudden rush and worry, but when he read the news he dropped his phone.
<<biden let a woman take her place????? who's Kamala harris?!>>