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Chapter 22: 16.75 : "u can't write chapters that dont go along with the story line and ignore everything you've been writing up to this point!!" KILL YOURSELF

Summary:

BOOO! did i surprise you? :D

i wanted to write another normal chapter before chap 17

Notes:

OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER CAME BACK!! CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT WAS?? ANSWER IN THE END NOTES!!

writing this cahpter felt like a nice little break i like writing things w no plot

chap17 soon i promise i'll stop edging you guys

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

faraway gng (and sunny)                                              12:00am

 

@basil❁   Came Online!

 

[basil❁] : its coming back.,.

 

@KEL XD and @aubrey× Came Online!

 

[aubrey×] : that was ominous

[KEL XD] : and concerning basil are you okay!!

[basil❁] : ....polly bought the wrong plant

[aubrey×] : WAIT

[aubrey×] : ARE YOU SAYING

[aubrey×] : YOU HAVE WEED AGAIN?

[aubrey×] : BASIL!!!

[aubrey×] : WE HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE!!

[aubrey×] : WOULD GOD HAVE GIVEN YOU THIS CHANCE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR FUTURE?

[aubrey×] : YOU HAVE A FUTURE IN THE BUSINESS OF WEED SELLING

[basil❁] : maybe you're right!

[basil❁] : wanna meet up so we can talk about this future we have together? :)

[KEL XD] : ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE BUSINESS OF WEED SELLING???!??!!????11??

[KEL XD] : basil.

[KEL XD] : hero has TOLD you and aubrey why this isn't a good descision

[aubrey×] : *decision

[KEL XD] : im choosing to ignore that

[aubrey×] : basil wanna talk about this at the hangout spot?

[basil❁] : aubrey you're so smart!! im on my way there!

[aubrey×] : how can i make this about throwing rocks at basil

 

@Hero!   Came Online!

 

[Hero!] : Please stop throwing rocks at Basil....

[KEL XD] : I????? HERO DO YOU SEE WHATS HAPPENING IN CHAT???

[Hero!] : I'm very upset at Aubrey for throwing rocks, yes.

[KEL XD] : NO NOT THAT

[KEL XD] : THE WEED THING????

[Hero!] : That's just Basil and Aubrey being Basil and Aubrey :)

[KEL XD] : WHAT

[KEL XD] : wait a second

[KEL XD] : how are you typing if you're looking for your phone right now??

[KEL XD] : AUBREY

[Hero!] : idk what u mean

[KEL XD] : stop texting how you usually type with hero's tag that looks weird

[KEL XD] : also when did you steal hero's phone???? wha???t???????

[Hero!] : i have my ways

[KEL XD] : im telling hero about what ur doing

[Hero!] : NONONONONONO

[Hero!] : i'll give his phone back if you promise not 2 tell him about the weed selling business

[KEL XD] : fine

[KEL XD] : STOP THROWING ROCKS ATMY DOOR HOW DID YOU GET HERE THAT QUICK

 

@Hero!  and @aubrey× Went Offline.

Notes:

DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY??? THE ANSWER WAS BASILS WEED

IF YOU THOUGHT BASILS REPRESSED TRAUMA THEN YOU WERE WRONG!!

i didn't feel like writing the rest of this chapter so sorry but im not finishing this chap

confession i haven't even started writing chap17 uhm you guys didn't see that whaatat hahahahahahhhddffdhkjsdawk

working 4 the knife by mitski is literally me trust