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That’s not how the Force works, or is does though?
“Sabine!”
“Yes, my dear?”
“What the kark are you trying to pull in here?”
“Well, just the most fantastic, orgasmic release, is all.”
Innocent enough of a thing, right?!
“Well, yes, but you can’t… the Force does not work that way.”
“What way?”
“You’re trying to use the Force to, you know, get me off… I mean, not that I wouldn’t anyway but you’re trying to force it.”
The puns were certainly intended there.
“With the Force, yeah I know. To make it more, forceful, memorable extra-orgasmic.”
Sabine was trying to paint with her words, not successfully though.
“That’s not… even… a word.” Ahsoka felt like her whole body was about to explode at the very moment.
“No? Well, how come I can feel you’re hanging there, by the thread. Let go Ahsoka!”
“I… no, not the Force, Bine! It’s not how it’s suppose… to work!”
Ahsoka was hanging by a fingernail now, holding onto the ledge with all she’d got. Not ready in giving up, not just yet. Wanting to be in the right. She was the master after all!
Then again, what did she really know, in the grand scheme of things?
“Let go Soka! Now!”
There was some cussing involved, some heavy Force usage for sure and then, it was too much. To much force in da Force itself for Ahsoka to resist. And maybe it was time to let go, stop fighting?
And so:
“I am!!!”
For those passing by the parked vessel, the shaking of the very thing would have most likely elicited some fear in them, perhaps some thoughts of a planetary quake happening at the moment. Alas, it was so much more.
As this was a most forceful Force-gasm way off the measuring scales of any planetary system!