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Zawa:
Kid, where are you?
Tuska:
You haven’t seen him either?
Zawa:
Kid’s been MIA for three days at this point.
Tsuka:
Have you checked his usual haunts?
Zawa:
Multiple times and Mic has been as well during the day.
Tsuka:
Please don’t be dead.
Zawa:
You know the kid tries and still hasn’t hes definitely alive but where.
Me:
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8JJ6HwT/
Zawa:
Where are you? I will go pick you up.
Tsuka:
How? You usually get kicked out after the first day or escape.
Me:
Birdy caught me trying to jump again and since it’s the third time this month. He said last time if he caught me again this month he’s sending me and then I tried to escape but he caught me and forced me back in.
Also you don’t have to pick me up. He's dragging me home with him. Also they upped my dose again, like it’s going to do anything when I don’t take it.
Zawa:
Kid.
I thought we talked about this before.
Me:
But the sweet release of death.
Also I’m mad they took my emotional support grenade.
Tuska:
YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GRENADE?!?
Zawa:
How did you get a grenade?
Me:
Oh I stole it from a gang that was trying to buy info from me. They didn’t get it and I got a grenade.
Zawa:
Tell Hawks he needs to bring you to Mic’s agency because he’s been panicking for the last two days.
Tuska:
You know what I shouldn’t be surprised you had an emotional support grenade. Also I’m glad you're alive.
Me:
I’m not. Also we’re heading to Mic, let him know I’m running.
Zawa:
Why are you running?
Me:
Oh, an agent from the commission tried to yell at Birdy because he’s been watching over the mental hospital instead of his route. I got mad because he doesn’t deserve to be yelled at, so I bit her arm then punched her. Now I’m dragging Birdy with me!
Tuska:
You bit and punched a government agent?
Child.
I can’t, Zawa, he's your kid.
Zawa:
He’s not my kid. I didn’t teach him that either.
Me:
I’m nobody’s kid! Even my parents didn’t want me!
Zawa:
Therapy.
Me:
That costs money.
Tuska:
Kid, you literally just have to ask and we can get you a therapist. Not to mention how much you make when you sell information.
Me:
Birdy is still mad at me for punching her, apparently she was the commissioner. I don’t give a fuck who she was, you don’t yell at Birdy only I get to.
Zawa:
you punched the commissioner.
Me:
Yes, yes I did.
Tuska:
You are why I’m going gray.
Me:
I make a lot of people go gray.
I’m going to go jump Mic! Bye Bye!
Zawa:
Don’t break him please.