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  Hello everyone! I have a new spinoff for you: “NINPO: Art of life!”

Please enjoy!

Sorry for the lateness once again, school is picking up as the break is coming soon… I really am so sorry for the time its taking between each chapter!

FIENDS

Sae: I've got an exam tomorrow then right after I go see Rin. Right after I see Rin I have to go get groceries. Right after I get groceries I have to lay my poor eyes on Kaiser. The next day I have a game. Right after the game I have another exam. Right after THAT exam I have crippling depression and right after that I think I might js kms 

Shidou: THERE GOES MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋💋💋

Kaiser: Excuse you 😒 I don't want to see you either 

Sae: Yeah thanks 

God I hate you

Otoya: Lmao wait why did I actually laugh rlly hard at the paragraph

Hiori: The first texts in this chat are ALWAYS hateful omg 

Kurona: I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING???

Chigiri: I check my notifs and Sae wrote us a novel 💀💀💀

Sae: See im getting Tunnel vision I can't even click the right gc to text in

Isagi: Why are both the Itoshi brothers so dramatic omgggg 😭😭😭😭

Bachira: SAE UR REPOSTS ARE SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

Sae: are you "toesietyckler" 

Bachira: YES 🥰

Sae: Unfollow.  

Niko: Bruh 💀💀 Hell nah

Nagi: Why is Sae suddenly feeling chatty

Shidou: bro lowkey

hes always chatty

he kind of talks a lot 

Sae: wdym

Hiori: wait I thought he was like

otoya like 

Yk the quiet type

Karasu: Otoya is NOT quiet

he talks just as much as bachira

Otoya: GOD FORBID I BE ENGAGED AND EXCITED IN A CONVERSATION

Chigiri: What does Sae Even talk about

Kaiser: His problems

Sae: 😒. 

Kaiser: if we’re lucky we’ll get a monologue to himself about love and life and how he wants to wage war on teenagers who work at gas stations

Sae: oh my god

i will never talk to you again

Nagi: Sae is like Rin in uppercase

Sae: That makes no sense 

u guys need to stop making stuff up

Hiori: wait no fr

WAIT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE 

Chigiri: WAIT…

Shidou: NO FR BECAUSE SMTH WILL HAPPEN AND RIN WOULD BE LIKE 😒😐 WHILE SAE WOULD PULL OUT THE 😨😟😧

Kaiser: lmao wait stop i js imagined it in my head that’s actually funny

Sae: I do not act like that

Kurona: Yeah if not red town he founded Chigiri hyoma city

Chigiri: HEY 🤬 SOMETIMES THINGS BE CRAZY

Kunigami: drama queen palace 

Isagi: no bc fr @Rin YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE SO DRAMATIC ISTG 😭

Rin: Very funny 

u cld say the same abt u and kaiser

Isagi: WE AREN’T RELATED??

Kaiser: enough with this denial Yoichi MY BLOOD FLOWS IN YOUR VEINS

Kunigami: can we detain this guy 😭

Bachira: I feel like that needs to get checked out…

Isagi: ignore him he’s js as delusional as sae 

and anyway RIN are you ok you NEVER type like that 😭

Rin: Mhm 

Sae I’m coming over now

Sae: Don’t I won’t be able to study cuz you talk too much 

Rin: self projection

Sae: also where are you staying I have two fatties taking up your guest room

Rin: I’ll js sleep in your room 

Shidou: Sae when it comes to being an older brother (NO GAME) (NO PLAY) (TERRIBLE STRATS)

Otoya: u know he got like 4 air matresses

Karasu: Dude

Imma fr kms

cause how is Sae affording an apartment and ANY air matresses

Kaiser: it’s not luxurious in here TRUST me 

Idek why Rin wants to spend MORE time in this dump 

Sae: Exactly 

Did something happen or smt 

Rin: No 

Isagi: RINNN WHO’S GONA WATCH THE NEW DDD EP WITH ME 🤬🤬🤬

i mean dandadan if u can’t guess

Rin: Watch it yourself

Hiori: Oh! He got you there… 😬 

Isagi: 😨?!

Hiori: having your watch body abandon you is CRAZY

Bachira: ILL WATCH IT WITH YOU ☹️

Rin: No

You wouldn’t get it 😒. 

Isagi: omg you DO still like me 🤩 when will u be back? 

Rin: I dunno about that. You’ll know when you know. 

Chigiri: Oh! He got you there!

Hiori: CHIGIRI HYOUMA YOU ARE NOT FUNNY 🤬

Chigiri: FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND

Kaiser: oh my lord there’s discord in the ranks again 😐 

do you guys never get tired of hating

Isagi: do you major in hypocrisy 

Niko: well it’s expected for everyone to be on edge w the fact that Reo randomly went missing

Sae: That purple thing can come up later

rin what is this outburst is 5 year oldism 

Nagi: lmao

no bc is he ok

did he get an anonymous email

Karasu: you guys and these very situationally conscious jokes 

Nagi: you’re js not funny

isg what did u do 

Isagi: idk 😟 Rin wont tell me 

Kunigami: Guys we just recovered from the 2016 dont call the hacker at 3 am ahh thing we cannot be fighting rn

Rin: Nobody is fighting

Shidou: Ummm 😨 idk Rin those seem like fighting words from you… 

Rin: It’s really none of your business

Kurona: He’s coming for y’all’s NECKS today

Kaiser: Damn is he on his period 😭

Niko: LMAO

Karasu: 💀

Sae: Kaiser shut up for once

Rin, come over 

Talk to me there

Rin: Nothing happened 

Sae: ??? Lie to me again 

Hurry up

Rin: mhm

Nagi: guys :x

Otoya: Bro first we’ve got MIA!Reo and my fave couple js broke up what is going on in this friend group bruh

@Karasu that will never be us pookie

Karasu: call me by my name and ill consider it

Otoya: karasu is ur name tho

OH WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIIITTTTTT 

YOU MEAN…???

Kaiser: TIME AND PLACE? 😟

Shidou: YO 😭

Hiori: YOU GUYS LITERALLY MAKE ME UPSET OH MY….

Bachira: THIS IS A LEVEL BEYOND UNSERIOUSSSS

Isagi: what flavour of adhd is this 💀

Otoya: SHUT UP GUYS LET ME NOT FUMBLE THIS

Chigiri: god here he goes 

Otoya: QUICK GUYS IS HE A TABI-CHAN, TABI-KUN, TABI, TABLICIOUS, OR TABITO 

Karasu: now what the hell is tabilicious…

Hiori: OMGOMG HES CRACKING HES GOING TO SHUT YOU DOWN

Bachira: LMAO QUICK HES JS TABITO 

Otoya: OKOK

Bro first Reo’s been lowkey missing and my fave couple js broke up what is going on in this friend group bruh

Tabito that will never be us pookie

Oh omg 

omg wait… 

WAIT..,.

Karasu: I meant dont call me pookie you schizo

Otoya: oh

Nagi: LMFAOOOOOOO

Otoya: SHUT UPPPP

Chigiri: GIRL 😭

Hiori: KARASU. 

Bachira: Y’all what flavour of rizz is this….

Isagi: suicide party at 10pm 2nite!

Otoya reacted 🙎 to a message.

OTOYA - RIN

Rin:Oi 

Otoya: shivers down my spine. Palms? Sweaty. Palms? shaking.

are we texting as friends or is this a company message

Rin: Be serious. 

Are you able to access Isagi’s contract clause?

Otoya: mm wym

the thing BM sent to us when sending him over? Or his contract as an assassin

Rin: When he was sent over.

Otoya: sure? But it’d be hard, bm doesnt use the same encryption code on each member like we do 

He has his own password nd everything 

Rin: Can you figure it out? 

Otoya: I can try 🤷‍♂️ 

Can I ask why? 

Rin: If we figure out his mission contract, we’ll find out who else is involved without involving bm directly. They probably watch everything he does so it’s safer this way. 

Otoya: Oh alr I gotchu 

Rin: Good. Stay vigilant, and don’t under any circumstances let him know you’re doing it. 

Otoya: okay 😭 mysterious ahh message 

Ominous ahh message 

the ghost operatives were the friends we made along the way ahh message

I can see youre reading these 😐

ik your brother would have found this funny

Also do u mind if i do this at Karasu’s place cause lowkey im craving going there

Rin: Please keep you two’s cooties out of the code, thanks.

Otoya: you dastardly being 

SHIDOU - RIN

Rin: Shidou

Shidou: Rin

Rin: what 

Shidou: ?? 

Mane you texted me first 

talking bout some “what”

Whaddahail do YOU want

Rin: You never call me Rin??? How do you not expect me to think its urgent??

Shidou: im gonna beat you up

what do u want little boy 

I saw that attitude you were giving in the gc 🤨 

How do be more suspicious tutorial by Itoshi Rin

Rin: It wasn’t that bad

Shidou: u told isagi to khs basically 

Rin: none of that was said

Shidou: that’s what he heard

also hes not stupid hes going to clock that smths wrong immediately

literally even nagi did

ESP since you asked to come here

also what were you planning with that fr KAISER AND I ARE ALREADY HERE ITS GONNA GET AWKWARD WITH THREE SERIAL KILLERS AND ONE DUDE

Rin: calm down

Sae isn’t thinking of it like that

In fact you don’t even technically live in that apt you just have a room there

it’s not like you had your bllk apt confiscated 

Shidou: ITS A ROOM THAT I LIVE IN. 😐

Rin: Mhm

Just leave

Shidou: You want to stay with Kaiser???

the guy who could possibly also be betraying us??

Rin: No bring him with you 

that thing has no place around my brother

Shidou: omg Rin its like youre 16 again WHAT IS THIS ATTITUDE

Isagi got you this worked up?? Cause omggg

Rin: Yeah sorry I don’t particularly like experiencing the feeling of being left again after thinking I overcame those issues

but maybe its my fault for holding onto my humanity in this business 

Shidou: You know I don’t mean it like that

I told you to overthink because Ik damn well you’re just going to grab at straws and look for every reason why someone wants to betray you 

Has all the time you spent with Isagi been a waste? Cause you’d think by now you’d know him well enough to have an opinion of your own

Rin: You were the one who said to stay “cautious” or whatever 

Shidou: Yes, because I’m not trying to have another company breaking thing happen again

Like right now we’re literally jobless without the backing of blue lock 

but IM telling you to not overthink 

not agent shidou, ME shidou 

so pipe down and tell me what u want big dawg 😭

Rin: Ughhhh 

I was going to ask you to see if you can track Charles down but looks like you want to apply for company therapist too

Shidou: All I’m hearing is that it’s working 😝

Rin: Get to work 😒. and dont under any circumstances let them catch wind of this. 

Shidou: Aye Aye 🫡

RIN - ISAGI

Isagi: Rin :((!! I thought you were going to your brothers house tomorrow? 

Why are you leaving early? Did something happen?

Rin: Wouldn’t you like to know. 😒 why does it matter

i js want to 

Isagi: Well idk im js wondering 😭

I thought I upset you or something

Rin: mhm

you sure didn’t

Isagi: thats not a very convincing answer 😭 

can we talk it out maybe? :( 

Rin: Nothings wrong

I just want to see my brother early 

Don’t you have your own mission to worry about? Because last time I checked bm didn’t fire you 

Isagi: What

wait 

what is this about? 

Rin: Nothings wrong just leave me alone

I’m going to come back anyway so don’t worry 

Isagi: Rin I know you’re stressed about the mission but I don’t appreciate you talking to me like that.. I’m not involved with whatever is making you upset and if I was you don’t need to dodge around it to confront me

Rin: Funny

Isagi: What is? 

Rin: I know you’re not stupid.

Whatever, just chill out 

sorry that was hypocritical 

Just give me some space. 

Isagi: Okay

thats all you had to say 😭 

stay safe <:)!

Rin reacted 👍 to a message. 

NAGI - OTOYA

Otoya: Nagi-chan

Nagi-kun

Nagi-senpai

Nagicchi 

Nagimin 

Nagiroo

Nagiboo

Seishimeow 

Nagi: Otomeow 

hello

Otoya: Hello big dawg

i need ur help w smth

Nagi: why don’t you just talk to me irl 

Otoya: I am in bed wrapped up in blankets all the way up to my chin w my laptop on my chest, your messages on one side split screened with papas scooperia. 

We ain’t talking irl 😐

Nagi: I thought u were going to Karasu

Otoya: i was nd then rin decided put me to work 

Nagi: oh 

why 

Otoya: he wants me to figure out Isagi’s mission clause 

Nagi: what’s a mission clause

Otoya: ok

let me finish this order this fatty wants three flavours 

ok so basically it’s a doc that’s written out for u that details what ur supposed to do on a mission, what you’re allowed to do, who ur doing it with, what equipment you’ll be privy to etc etc 

we don’t usually get them bc egos lazy but u esp get them on complicated missions like Ghost 

cuz its good to have a rubric

Nagi: ohhh 

do i have one?

Otoya: yeah but it’s with rin since you’re still training

It’s boring stuff so i don’t ever read over mine

rins a grandma so he prints his out every single time 

Nagi: lmao what ok

so why are we looking for Isagi’s?

Otoya: I’m guessing it’s to make sure Isagi isn’t here bc of ulterior motives 

that’s not what Rin said but I don’t rlly believe what he told me cuz sometimes he be lying 

idk why he’s worried though? cuz Ego would’ve had to sign the clause before letting him in bllk

Nagi: Oh 

I know I’m the one who suggested that he might be doing something first but is it really okay that we’re planning against him while he’s still on our team :x?

Otoya: oh def not

but technically yeah 

omg nagi stop making me type so much 

Nagi: maybe sit up and type like a member of society :x

Otoya: you don’t get to talk to me about no member of society you BUM 

anyway 

omg i have to stretch my fingers 

ok so 

Isagi came here on the condition that he’d be helping us with the BLLK x MKCORPS mission

but we… literally got fired

the mission is prolly classified as “ON HIATUS” at the base 

so his clause doesnt have anything to clause to anymore yk??

Nagi: So he’s just with us for no reason?

Otoya: Yup 

we’re continuing the mission with no pay or anything bc rin is telling us to and we’re tryna get our positions back FR 

but Isagi rlly has no reason to help us UNLESS bm is asking him to do something else

his clause is disengaged and is now basically js a normal document 

which im hoping means that the encryption on it isn’t as strong

Nagi: ohh 

ok

Okay but 

Isagi’s been super like 

good to us 

he’s taught us a lot nd stuff and I feel like it’s kinda unfair we’re immediately pointing fingers at him…

Otoya: So did you cause the cyberattack?

Nagi: what

no??

i dont even know how to do that

Otoya: exactly

u got hella defensive

everyone is prolly thinking that but they don’t wanna say anything for this exact reason

i like my man isagi too but you gotta be careful 

It’s not like everybody wants to believe its him either but we lowk js gotta do what we gotta do

yk

like

you gotta eat

Nagi: wtv that means

how do u want me to help then?

Otoya: Js follow my lead 

INITIALIZING DATA….

Execute command: Extract data “Isagi-Yoichi-BLLK-transfer-mission-clause”…

>> Executing….

>> Bypassing encryption nodes…

ENTER PASSKEY: 33.bypass//firewall//3.45.6.2.2 

…

Failed. Incorrect passkey//unauthorized access. 

 

 

Execute command: Download data “Mission-clause-Isagi-Yoichi” 

>> Executing… 

>> Searching prompt…

ENTER PASSKEY: 33.BYPASS//firewall/implimentTROJAN

…

Failed. Non proximital login unauthorized//USER REJECTION.

 

 

Re-execute command: Downlaod data “Mission-clause-Isagi-Yoichi”

>>Executing

>> FAILURE. NON PROXIMITAL LOGIN UNAUTHORIZED//notifying user…

CANCEL NOTIFICATION (YES <</NO)

ERROR. UNAUTHORIZED COMMAND.

ERROR MESSAGE: “32.75, 129.88333, WHERE THE WOLF LIES IN WAIT”

 

EXECUTE: I think those coordinates r Nagasaki 

> :x so Charles is in Nagasaki?

>> yup yup. 

>>> so he’s doing all this from a far distance js in case… and then he writes a cringe caption… ok :x

>>>> I think it’s creative. Also, i dont think its him who wrote it 

>>>>> Who do u think it is then?

>>>>>> Idk… def not Charles cause he wouldn’t write smth so cool, then idk about kaiser or isagi … then idk any of the other bm or pxg members [ENTER EXECUTION] 

> OH SHOOT

>> Otoya :x ur not supposed to press the return key omg 

>>> I FORGOT I WAS STILL TYPING IN CODE SORRY 

ERROR. FAILURE. NOTIFYING “Isagi Yoichi” OF ACCOUNT BREACH…

> WE’RE SO COOKED WE’RE SO COOKED GUYS WE’RE SO COOKED

>> otonyan!! :X!! Stop talking 2 me in the code pls pls pls before bm somehow snipes us from Germany!! 

>>> OKOK TURN OFF UR COMPUTER AFTER I TYPE THIS AND IMMA DO THE SAME

>>>> thumbs up emoji!! hurry up!! 

CANCEL? (YES << / NO) 

Cancelling…

…

…

ERROR.

>> NOTIFICATION STATUS: SENT. 

Isagi Yoichi status: ONLINE. 

BASTARD X PxG CHATROOM

”ENTER CHATROOM TITLE HERE”

Charles: YOOCHAN :3! 

Ready for our next act? 

Isagi: Sure.

Kaiser: Can you come up with your own cringy one liners please 😟.