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(Fanart) THE SUPREME ARCHANGEL AZIRAPHALE: CHIEF ESCHATOLOGY OFFICER, “‘CEO’ OF THE APOCALYPSE

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“B-Roll: We cut to a shot of Aziraphale standing, with perfect posture, right next to the filing cabinet. Expression held pleasantly on the camera, he has one hand held behind his back, and the other on the handle of the filing cabinet’s top drawer. While opening a drawer to a single filing cabinet would be an innocuous event in most offices, we get the sense that, here, opening this particular drawer is an act imbued with far more significance. As we watch, Aziraphale gives it a tug. He blinks, pleasant expression minutely slipping. The drawer has not budged. Trying to look casual, he shoots a glance at it, before looking back to the camera. Pleasant expression still in place, he gives the handle a few more urgent tugs.”

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God I love this fic. Dare I say the funniest The Office-style Good Omens fic??? Oh I daresay. You guys it’s directed by Michael Moore. There are talking heads and the chyrons are displyed on cartoony bible scrolls. Everyone hates each other just like the real office. Michael (Good Omens) gets stuck on top of a rolly chair. Aziraphale is manic and cheerful and rushing around performing for the camera in his too-large, rumpled white suit. Gabriel’s filing cabinet full of important stuff is locked.

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