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(Chapter 3: the fair and the haunted house mishap. This is right before San and Yeosang go into the haunted house if San had texted Wooyoung instead of Seonghwa. While writing this scene, I had in mind that Wooyoung and San were close and that Woo knew about San’s feelings for Yeosang. In the actual cut, I decided to use Seonghwa, thus building Sanhwa lore to include more of the members and a different friendship dynamic. This is the woosan cross universe version.)
amicus ad aras (2)
6:46 PM
sanicus: help help help
youngah: how did i know
youngah: you are so helpless
sanicus: WHAT
sanicus: YOUKNOW WHAT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR UR SICK GAMES RIGHN NOW
sanicus: I THINK I MIGHT DIE
youngah: what song should we play at the funeral
youngah: would no hands be appropriate 🤔
youngah: one last pati pati ass shake before you go
sanicus: i hate u so bad
youngah: yeah yeah you love me or else u wouldn’t be texting me in the middle of a panic right now
sanicus: man fuck
sanicus: FUCKKSKE WOOYOUGN IM GONNA DIE
youngah: make it quick we’re in line for the mirror maze
sanicus: DAMN IT i wanted to do that
sanicus: but i honestly wouldn’t trade where i’m at for the world right now even though i might piss myself
sanicus: so when mingi left for the bathroom or whatever yeosang said he wanted to see the goats at the barn and thought we were all following him but obviously wasn’t and then i caught up with him there
sanicus: and then as soon as i got there he was all flushed and it’s pretty hot today so i was wondering if he needed a break or something but then he SPRINTED OUT OF THERE goddamn he is so fast
youngah: kang legs sent from heaven yeosang yessir
sanicus: stop i cannot have those thoughts right now
youngah: HEY!!!!
youngah: DONT YOU DARE THINK SUCH THINGS ABOUT YEOSANG YOU WILL NOT TAINT HIM
sanicus: IM NOT
youngah: OH SO U THINK HE’S UGLY
youngah: WHY ARENT U HAVING THOUGHTS ABOUT HOW HOT AND SEXY MY BEST FRIEND IS HUH IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM
sanicus: HE IS LITERALLY HANDCRAFTED BY THE GODS THEMSELVES AND THE MOST PERFECT PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN WHEN I HAVE THOSE THOUGHTS I AM JUST NOT TELLING YOU U FUCKER
youngah: “WHEN I HAVE THOSE THOUGHTS” YOU FREAKING FREAK
sanicus: YOU BULLIED ME INTO TELLING U ABOUT MY FEELINGS FOR HIM A MONTH AGO CAN YOU STOP ACTING SURPRISED EVERY TIME
youngah: but u make it so easy 😜
sanicus: i am going to ignore the fact that i unwillingly know the unholy things you have told me how yunho behaves when
sanicus: you know what this is irrelevant IM GOING BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING
youngah: yeosang won’t let me tell him cuz that’s his roommate and it’s weird or whatever so by the best friend process of elimination i have to tell you
sanicus: YOU LITERALLY DON’T HAVE TO TRUST ME
youngah: whatever
sanicus: AS I WAS SAYING
sanicus: we were all gonna meet back up with you guys but when i caught him again we were near that haunted mansion thing and he was so excited to see it he asked if i wanted to go
sanicus: one, OF COURSE I DIDNT WANT TO ARE YOU KIDDING I COULD BARELY DO THE ESCAPE ROOM LAST HALLOWEEN but two, if the loml asked me why would i deny him
youngah: oh please THAT ESCAPE ROOM WAS SO FUN ESP WHEN U PASSED OUT
sanicus: there is something severely messed up with you
sanicus: SO THEN i said why don’t we ask the whole group in case others wanted to and he said “it’d be fun if it’s just us two”
sanicus: WHAT THE FUCKKKK
sanicus: LIKE WHAT DOES HE MEAN
youngah: i think he means that it’d be fun if it was just you two
sanicus: well outside san is having a great time yeosang is so excited and smiley and it’s taking so much restraint not to do something stupid like ask to ditch this whole thing and marry him but inside san is saying that’s not how the confession should go and i’m scared shitless i do not like these types of things
youngah: you are in a public place with thousands of people in the same place about to walk through a fake house with teenagers dressed like homeless clowns
sanicus: did i mention that i hate u
youngah: amicus ad ARAS 💜
(Chapter 4: the car ride after the fair and the haunted house mishap. Literally I don’t even know how to explain it, it’s just additional dumbassery I didn’t know where to put.)
woo: we gotta bring back witch burnings lowkey
ming: omg stop he’s gonna hex you
woo: i wish i could
woo: SEIZE HIM!
yeo: nah
san: aw yeosang
woo: ew
joong: idk what wooyoung was about to say but yeosang just clamped his mouth from the backseat
jong: he actually might be trying to strangle him
san: his arms probably look great doing it too
ming: so true bestie
joong: he won’t cuz yunho is driving
woo: and he’d drive yeosang to the police station before he drove them home
san: ugh i hate people who like their bfs so much idk kinda rubs me the wrong way
woo: hey san yeosang wants to rubfbdfs
joong: i should’ve joined the other car
san: ???
yeo: DON’T LISTEN TO HIM
san: don’t have to tell me twice
san: anything that comes out of wooyoung’s mouth i need at least 3 sources to fact check for tomfoolery do not be alarmed
jong: rt
woo: → replied to @jong
U LITTLE SHIT I WASN’T EVEN TALKING ABOUT YOu
(Chapter 6: the Choi cousin's birthday and hair dyeing aftermath. This is the extended conversation of Seonghwa, San, and Mingi’s groupchat when San reveals he likes Yeosang. This scene is basically canon still, I just couldn’t fit it smoothly into the chapter lol.)
mingoldie: HOW LOLNG HAVE YOU LIKED YEOSANG FOR WTF
seongsha: he has for long enough
sanmond: thanks.
mingoldie: YOU KNEW HWA?
seongsha: of course san can’t hide anything from me 😊
sanmond: he’s lying he literally coaxed it out of me when we drank together a couple months ago or else i would’ve taken this to the grave
seongsha: and now you won’t go a day without mentioning him at least five times so how about that
mingoldie: DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW
sanmond: GOD NO
sanmond: again WOULDVE TAKEN THIS TO THE GRAVE!!
mingoldie: is this why ur so weird in the gc sometimes omfg
mingoldie: me about to go reread the chat knowing this new lore
sanmond: DIE
mingoldie: also i didnt know u and yeo met when u were dracofied
sanmond: korean please
seongsha: your blonde mullet hair
sanmond: oh yeah 3 years ago
sanmond: he also had blonde hair then looked so much like an angel
mingoldie: did it make u hard
seongsha: oh my gosh
sanmond: I WISH I NEVER OPENED MY FUCKING MESSAGES TODAY
mingoldie: IM KIDDINGGGG
(Chapter 7: a drunken Yeosang. Some extra sweetness.)
sky: him n yunho look like rheyre trying to conjoin bodies on the dance flor
sky: someone triefd to sit with me so i moved
mountain: is someone bothering you? do you need help?
sky: no no he went away
sky: said iwas busy
sky: and talking to someone
mountain: did someone else go with you guys?
sky: mangi
mountain: ohhh talking with mingi i see
sky: No
sky: san I am talkig about you
mountain: i’m the someone??
sky: yes
sky: unless you dont wan to be
mountain: of course i want to be
(Chapter XX: Halloween. IF I had updated consistently I would have ideally written a halloween chapter. I’m actually so sad I got swamped with life that this never came out, but I like it too much not to share. A little sneak peak into Woosang as childhood/high school best friends and a 99z group halloween costume.)
wooyeo fusion (2)
woosang: hey girl
yeoyoung: what girl
woosang: do u still have ur starfire costume
yeoyoung: uh
yeoyoung: like
yeoyoung: from when we were 17??
woosang: unless you were starfire another time WITHOUT ME
yeoyoung: as if
yeoyoung: but yeah i think it’s at my parents house somewhere
woosang: oh
yeoyoung: did you need it or something?
yeoyoung: good luck fitting into it i’ve had my twink death but you i’m not so sure
woosang: OK U BITCH
woosang: but no i was just wondering
yeoyoung: really
woosang: yes really
yeoyoung: ok
yeoyoung: alright it’s been two minutes and you always like having the last word so why did you really ask
woosang: ugh
woosang: why are we best friends
yeoyoung: because i sold my soul to the devil
woosang: and i was the devil
yeoyoung: precisely
woosang: mwah
yeoyoung: (dodges you)
woosang: remember that phase when u would roleplay in our messages during hs
woosang: ooh i should tell san that
yeoyoung: then i’ll send yunho pictures from ur emo phase
woosang: DON’T U FUCKING DARE
woosang: U SAID WE’D DELETE ALL THE EVIDENCE OF THAT ERA
yeoyoung: YOUR FIRST TIME WEARING EYELINER SELFIES WILL BE DISPLAYED AT MY WEDDING
woosang: GOD FINE I WON’T SAY ANYTHING
yeoyoung: Yay ^_^
woosang: i literally watched you delete everything i should’ve known u had it backed up
yeoyoung: just my favorite ones they are historic artifacts
woosang: shut the fuck up.
woosang: what the fuck was i saying
yeoyoung: starfire
woosang: OH YEAH
woosang: no buttttttt
woosang: well halloween’s coming up
yeoyoung: mhm
woosang: i wanted to see if u kept ur starfire costume to see if you cared about it
yeoyoung: to ever wear again?
woosang: NO JUST LIKE
woosang: for the memories
yeoyoung: ohhh well i guess
yeoyoung: granted i only wore it once but i never thought about just throwing it out even though i’d probably never put it on again
yeoyoung: did you keep your raven?
woosang: yup still in my old room
yeoyoung: out in the open? poor kyungminnie’s gonna get a heart attack 💔
woosang: SHUT UPFDJ
woosang: NO.
yeoyoung: kek
woosang: ur annoying
woosang: well i just wanted to know
yeoyoung: ok
woosang: ok
yeoyoung: stop hiding behind the keyboard bitch JUST SPIT IT OUT
woosang: FUCK OFF
woosang: ugh okay yunho wanted to match costumes this year and hes been really into teen titans lately we like watch it every time i’m over
woosang: so he suggested we can match beast boy and raven but
woosang: it just reminded me of us as starfire and raven so idk if u would be
yeoyoung: jealous?
woosang: NOT JEALOUS
woosang: idk maybe salty??
yeoyoung: woo no
yeoyoung: i mean like it was so long ago and it’s not like i forbid you to dress up with your boyfriend
woosang: BUT IT WAS OUR THING
woosang: idk i was scared itd make u a little upset or something
yeoyoung: and it still is! no one else could force me to dye my hair pink with the box dye hidden under the sink of my bathroom to this day
yeoyoung: plus yunho would literally be a whole different character
yeoyoung: it’d be a separate memory but it wouldn’t deduce ours to not being special
yeoyoung: and i can forever say it was our thing first so
yeoyoung: i’d never be upset wooyoung
woosang: Kang yeosang
woosang: i love you my sweet pea
yeoyoung: ur nuts
woosang: to the moon and back and three times around
yeoyoung: yeah whatever
woosang: say you love me beefore i walk onto this traffic and change the trajectory of how you view teen titans
yeoyoung: ur literally at home rn
woosang: multiple cars are honking its been terrible knowing u..
yeoyoung: fine i love u
woosang: SAY IT PROPERLY THE SEMI TRUCK IS TWO FEET AWAY
yeoyoung: i love you wooyoung
woosang: teleporting into your room now 🥰
yeoyoung: did you just
yeoyoung: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ACTUULAY HERE
woosang: open up come look at my costume
woosang: yuie’s too :D
yeoyoung: oh my god did you order the costume anyway
yeoyoung: you just wanted me to say all that mushy shit didn’t you
woosang: OPEN THE DOOR SWEET PEA
yeoyoung: NEVERMIND I’M MAD FUCK YOUR COUPLE COSTUME
If this continued, Wooyoung would’ve convinced everyone else to match accordingly. And may or may not have plugged San as Robin so he'd be Yeosang as Starfire's love interest...before drunken freshly dyed hair Deju Vu Yeosang in Chapter 7, it was going to be drunken Yeofire at a halloween party.
Yunho: Beast Boy
Yeosang: Starfire
San: Robin
Woo: Raven
Ming: Cyborg
(I will not be accepting criticism on this.)