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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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What did I just read
Amazing
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Ford goes to the Theraprism and takes Bill to couples therapy.
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“What’s made you look so chipper?”
“I think I’m winning.”
“Winning at what?”
“Counselling.”
“You think you’re winning at marriage counselling?”
“I am.”
“You know what. I’m not even going to say anything. With my track record, I have no room to comment. Go win at couples therapy, Pointdexter.”
“Thanks Stan, I will!”
I'm dying, this is hilarious 😂😂😂
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couples therapy
you can love someone and not forgive them <3
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AAHHH!!! grunkle bill.. tiwrls hair OMG OKMG OMG IM GPNNA SCREAM. AAHHHA HHH also why did stan sau that. Bro why were you cheering your brother on to manipulate his erm..partner? ya no but like i olove this sooo muhc:3
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Top notch comedy