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kyojiro0801
hey is this sero?
its jirou from comms
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hantastic
HELP
MAYDAY MAYDDAYY
DENKI
@denkiplier DUDE I SEE THAT FUCKIGN ONLINE INDICATOR
PLSPSL HELP IM GONNA EXPLODE
denkiplier
HUH WHAT WHY WHATS WRONG
hantastic
SGFHGRIOJE
SHE TEXTED ME!!!1!!!1
denkiplier
OH SHIT !!?
YOU GAVE HER UR NUMBER???
hantastic
ha. ha. denki you absolute comedian
NO you silly fuckign mouse
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i didnt SUCCESFULLY FLIRT and give her my NUMEBR
i dont think im physuically capabke of that
denkiplier
coward
hantastic
yes i know
denkiplier
huh
as long as you’re aware of it i guess
then how did she text u??
hantastic
were doign a project togethter
denkiplier
ohhh so u got her number for SCHOOL
i mean that’s still progress
hantastic
no dude
i
i. didnt . get her number
denkiplier
?
oh no
hanta.
my love and light.
PLEASE tell me ur not about to flirt with this girl over discord
hantastic
…
denkiplier
HANTA
hantastic
I KNOW
denkiplier
YOU RIZZLESS FOOL
hantastic
I KNOW
denkiplier
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
hantastic
a loT OF THINGS JUST HELP ME RESPODN WHAT OD I SAY
denkiplier
OH MY GOD JUST BE NORMAL??
hantastic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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serophane42
yeah! this is sero :]
kyojiro0801
cool cool!
sorry for the random message haha
just wanted to make sure i had the right user
serophane42
ahh no youre all good !
always nice to hear from you :]
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hantastic
KDENKI HLEP IM BEIGN WEIRD
denkiplier
fork found in kitchen
water deemed wet
sun far away
are we just saying obvious things now
hantastic
why do you hate me
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kyojiro0801
u flatter me lol
tbh
it makes sense that ur a lowercase texter lmao
serophane42
?!
ahhhhh
what gave me away haha
kyojiro0801
:/ where shd i start..
serophane42
LKMDSFJS???
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hantastic
the question is
does she like me and thsi is how she flirts ?
or do i jsut like it when girls are mean to me
denkiplier
i think we both know the answer to that
hantastic
you suck
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serophane42
oh!
also!!
you got satous info too right ?
kyojiro0801
yup
u got the other guy?
serophane42
yeah ! :D lemme grab it
@kemgdyna204
kyojiro0801
thank u
man
how did u even ask w/o gettin ur fingers bitten off??
serophane42
oh i didnt need to ask!! ive been friends w bakugou fo rlike
uhmmmm
7 yrs?
i made him get discord a few yrs ago so we coudl play tf2 lolol
kyojiro0801
holy shit
so u guys r like old friends then?
serophane42
yeah :] i stole his heart with my awesoem tech deck skillz
and the rest is history <3
kyojiro0801
wow
u charmed litrlly the meanest guy ive evr met
ur irresistible
serophane42
you flatter me !! ;D
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eijirock
hey srry guys i was @ the gym !!
whats new ?
denkiplier
sero’s being a fuckin loser over that girl in his comms class
eijirock
i asked whats NEW denki
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denkiplier
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOTTEM
hantastic
suck my nuts kirishima
eijirock
when n where bro?
denkiplier
PAUSE.
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serophane42
so i guess we should make a group chat ?
kyojiro0801
good idea lol
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kyojiro0801
hey guys, this is jirou. will anyone be available to work on the project this week?
Satou_Riki_
Hey, Jirou! I should be free on Thursday after 2pm.
kyojiro0801
awesome, that works for me too.
serophane42
omg so formal
where is the KINSHIP !
the BROTHERHOOD !!
kemgdyna204
have you checked up your ass?
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serophane42
hello to u too blastyyy <3 <3
kemgdyna204
ew.
serophane42 changed their nickname to que sero sero
que sero sero
boo homophobe >;P
kyojiro0801
wait bakugous a homophobe???
kemgdyna204
no?
que sero sero
yeah 😔
kyojiro0801
omg i cant believe it
boo homophobe 🍅
kemgdyna204
i’m literally gay??
how the fuck would that even
whatever.
you’re a fucking idiot.
que sero sero
(cough) homophobe (cough cough)
kemgdyna204
SERO YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
que sero sero
dont act like u dont loev me <33
oh and thusrday works for me too btw!!
i can do 4pm ish :]
kyojiro0801
cool :)
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hantastic
omfg
guys shes a :) girl
i think ineed to marry her ??
can a :) girl and a :] boy ever rlly fall in love....
denkiplier
god i hope not
i’m sick of hearing about this shit
eijirock
omg denks why r u literally a d1 hater rn
denkiplier
i don’t wanna talk about it
eijirock
did u accidentlly hit on anothr lesbian 2day ? :(
denkiplier
I SAID I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
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Satou_Riki_
Sorry, but who is @kemgdyna204 ?
kemgdyna204
name’s bakugou katsuki.
don’t fucking forget it.
kyojiro0801
oh wow startin off strong i see
que sero sero
kacchan dont be mean >:[
ur user doesnt even have ur name in it !!
you shoudl chagne ur nickname
kemgdyna204
if you turn on autocorrect i will.
que sero sero
chahllenege acceptedp!!!
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System Preferences
Settings (Keyboard)
Autocorrection is enabled.
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que sero sero
ahem.
challenge accepted :D
kemgdyna204
cool.
kemgdyna204 changed their nickname to Fuck You
que sero sero
HEY?!!
Fuck You
LMFAO.
kyojiro0801
i meannnn
technically he jst said hed change his nickname
didnt specify anything beyond that
que sero sero
D: what are you a law student ??
kyojiro0801
nah im just a hater
but watchin legally blonde definitely unlocked smthn in me if tht counts
que sero sero
god that’s so real
BUT STILL >:[
friendship ended with jirou and bakugou. satou is my only friend
Satou_Riki_
Aww!
It’s okay Sero, I think they’re just teasing you :)
que sero sero
omg satou ur such a sweetheart
Satou_Riki_
Although, to be fair, you do make it really easy
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que sero sero
HELLO>??>?!??
I TAKE IT BACK WTF
kyojiro0801
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Fuck You
holy shit, get his ass!!
kyojiro0801
i cant believe we jst watched a murder in real time
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hantastic
;( everyone is against me
eijirock
including us :D !!
denkiplier
tough luck you fucking fool ❤️
hantastic
WHAT DID I DO
denkiplier
you want the list?
eijirock
lmfaooo!!!
hantastic
you guys suck and i hate you more than it is humanly possible to hate someone
like i am just
absolutely overloading my capacity to hate rn
denkiplier
wah wah wah
on the bright side, ur spelling seems to have improved!!
eijirock
i was jst abt 2 point tht out!!!
what happened 2 u ?
hantastic
bakugou 😔
denkiplier
PAUSE!!
eijirock
WHAT???!
denkiplier
THERES NO WAY
eijirock
i thouhgt he was only into rich boys..
hantastic
NO
WAIT
NOT LIKE THAT
he swindled me into turning on my autocorrect :(
denkiplier
okay thank FUCK
eijirock
i was so scared todoroki was gna murder u ☹️
hantastic
i love how literally everyone in the world knows about them
denkiplier
well. duh.
eijirock
dude look @ them !!
dancin around eachother like tht.. smh
denkiplier
it’s like high testosterone swan lake
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hantastic
thanks for the nightmare material
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wait kiri why do u assume todoroki would murder me!!!
i’ll have u know i was in taekwondo >:[
up to blue belt, in fact!!
denkiplier
that’s cute hanta
todoroki was japan’s national MMA champion
eijirock
^^ 6 yrs in a row
hantastic
…
okay holy shit
then it’s a good thing i don’t like blonds!!
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bc todoroki would definitely turn my ass into ground beef
LMFAOOO denki put that reaction away
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i’m out of ur league anyway
denkiplier
i
damn??
tell me how you really feel jfc
eijirock
its ok denki :D !!
maybz that guy in ur compsci class likes blonds hehe
denkiplier
OMGGGGG EIJI DID I TELL U WHAT HE WORE TODAY
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Fuck You
that was sick.
@Satou_Riki_ if you ever need to hide a body, let me know.
kyojiro0801 changed their nickname to she plays bass
she plays bass
damnnn
now THATS a real ride or die
evryone else needs 2 step it up!!!
Satou_Riki_
Oh wow, haha, I don’t think I’ll be needing that service!
But thank you? I think?
she plays bass
dw satou 4 legal reasons tht was a joke
Fuck You
no it wasn’t.
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serophane42
wait omg is your nickname from that one beabadoobee song??
kyojiro0801
haha yeah it is!!
i didnt think anyone wld get that lol
serophane42
i guess i’m full of surprises ;3c
kyojiro0801
i guess u are ;)
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hantastic
AAAAAHHHHHHHJHHJJHFHJHHHHHH
eijirock
???
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kyojiro0801
i do actually play bass tho haha
serophane42
!! omg that’s so cool
kyojiro0801
& electric guitar
n piano
n saxophone
n i sing sometimes too lol
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hantastic
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHHJJHJHJHHHHJHHHH
eijirock
????????
denkiplier
sero if ur being murdered like my tweet
eijirock
there r better ways 2 beg for likes yk
denkiplier
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #grindneverstops
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serophane42
!!! wow!!!!!
omg !!!!!!
that’s !!! that’s really impressive!!!!
kyojiro0801
aw thanks >///<
serophane42
hey so
stop me if i’m totally off the mark, but
is it possible....
that you like music??
kyojiro0801
😐
i take back my cute lil emoticon
u dont deserve it
serophane42
NOOOOOOO
kyojiro0801
hahaha
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she plays bass
so can evryone do thurs @ 4?
que sero sero
yep!! :]
Fuck You
yeah.
Satou_Riki_
Yes!
she plays bass
cool
ill book a study room in the library then
Satou_Riki_
Aw man, I just realized I’m the only one without a cool nickname
I don’t know how to change it, lol
que sero sero
i’ll change it for u satou dw
Satou_Riki_
Thanks, Sero!
I’m sorry for saying that you’re easy to make fun of
que sero sero
aw that’s ok u don’t have to apologize
Satou_Riki_
No, no. Just because it’s true, doesn’t mean I should say it
que sero sero
i
she plays bass
LMDSFJSDFKHSLDKF
Fuck You
holy shit, get his ass!!!
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Satou_Riki_ changed their nickname to muffin man.
muffin man
mwehehe >:3
?? Wait Sero, why did you change it to this?
que sero sero
cuz you work at the bakery
she plays bass
dont u work @ the bakery ?
que sero sero
yeah that’s what i was saying
she plays bass
yeah exactly lol
que sero sero
omfg stop copying me!!
she plays bass
U STOP COPYING ME D:<
que sero sero
get out of my head get out of my head get out of m
she plays bass
too late i live here now ;P
Fuck You
now?
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serophane42
STFU STFU OH MY GODDDD
kemgdyna204
lmfao.
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she plays bass
its ok theres a lot of space
its empty as fuck in here actually
que sero sero
WH
Fuck You
LMFAO.
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COMM-101 Project
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she plays bass
hey does anyone else hear tht beeping??
its so faint i actually think i might be hallucinating
@que sero sero can u hear it
que sero sero
you’re gonna make me pause ethel cain for this?
she plays bass
shldnt u be paying attention to our professor???
que sero sero
i pay attention!!!!
she plays bass
uh huh.
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que sero sero
oh wait i do hear it
it’s coming from the front i think??
@muffin man do u hear that?
she plays bass
lmfao is he sleeping
que sero sero
wake uppp @muffin man
@muffin man
@muffin man
she plays bass
oh!! hes up !!
damn
a guy cant evn catch some Zs in class anymore
we used 2 be a real country 😔
que sero sero
weren’t you just telling me to pay attention in class???
she plays bass
yeah but youre u
this is satou
hes never done anything wrong ever
que sero sero
yeah true
muffin man
Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry guys!!
That was me! Sorry if it was distracting you, I totally knocked out haha
que sero sero
you’re good dude we love u mwah
she plays bass
lol was it an alarm or smthn?
muffin man
Ehh something like that, haha, sorry again!!
Fuck You
hm.
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kemgdyna204
catch.
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she plays bass
DID ANYONEOELSE JSUT SEE THAT
AIZSWA TURNED AROUNDF OR A SECOND
AND SOMEONE JUST UFCKING THREW A PROTEIN BAR AT SATOUS HEAD??
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Satou_Riki_
Thanks, Bakugou!! :)
kemgdyna204
yeah whatever.
keep better track of your blood sugar or i’ll fucking kill you.
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que sero sero
EXCUSEME WHAT??
@muffin man do we need to kill someone?
muffin man
Murder seems to be a common love language with you guys...
It’s okay though! I’m fine, I promise haha
This protein bar is actually my favorite flavor?? So think of it as a blessing in disguise lol
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que sero sero
sobbing crying etc
she plays bass
we luv u satou >3<
muffin man
Thank you, I love you all!! ❤️ :)
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hantastic
denki you"re in chem rn right?
denkiplier
yeah what"s up
hantastic
is todoroki there
denkiplier
lol yeah he’s my lab partner!!
<image.attached>
proof
eijirock
wht a beautiful man …
nvr seen sum1 make safety goggles look chic
hantastic
god he’s so pretty it pisses me off
denkiplier
I KNOW RIGHT LMFAO
hantastic
well tell todoroki his bf just got us kicked out of the library for the rest of the year
eijirock
WAIT FR ?? omfg
hantastic
dude i wish i was lying
what am i supposed to do now that i can’t use the library computers to play flash games :(
who am i without 2048!!? without minesweeper ?!?!
eijirock
ur life is so hard </3
hantastic
ikr!!
denkiplier
okay so i told him and he just? sighed wistfully??
hantastic
LMFAOOOOO???
denkiplier
he"s doodling hearts on his worksheet rn. what is happening
hantastic
oh god it"s worse than i thought
eijirock
i guess its true then , hot ppl hve bad taste :/
denkiplier
does that mean there"s a chance for me and compsci guy??
hantastic
which one of you is the hot person in that situation. genuine question
eijirock
dont answer tht its a trap
denkiplier
trick question. the hot person is our teacher
get fucked sero
hantastic
gladly
that way at least one of us will
denkiplier
DUDE?!!
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kyojiro0801
hey
weird question but
was it u who added the animated slide transitions??
serophane42
lol no??
kyojiro0801
r u sure? bcuz i know i didnt
& i dont think satou even knows how to do tht
serophane42
well it definitely wasn’t me
wait
does that mean.
kyojiro0801
theres no fucking way
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que sero sero
hehehe..
que sero sero changed the chat name.
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kyojiro0801
duuuude
i truly nvr pegged him as a slide transitions kinda guy
my brain is like exploding rn
serophane42
oh yeah he’s been an overachiever since kindergarten
kyojiro0801
that makes sm sense omg..
serophane42
ikr
it’s honestly kind of adorable as fuck
kyojiro0801
omfg i KNOWWW HAHAHA
jst wanna pinch his cheeks
serophane42
🤨 which ones?
kyojiro0801
istg dont ask which ones
SHSUT THE FUCK IP
serophane42
AHAHDSJAJAJH
you know me so well <33
kyojiro0801
unfortunately i do 💔
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Fuck You
someone change the group name?
oh.
que sero sero
hehehe >:3
Fuck You
you’re fucking askin’ for it, you weird little hipster fuck.
que sero sero
aww omg bakugouuu !!
you’re a catch but jeez, take a guy out to dinner first
Fuck You
THE FUCK?
she plays bass
LMFAOOOO
watch out sero !
ur gna make his boyfriend mad :P
Fuck You
HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS.
muffin man
Hey I’m in the cafeteria, does anyone know why Todoroki just dropped to the ground?
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que sero sero
HAHAHAHA
Fuck You
fuck ALL the way off, candy crush.
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que sero sero
candy crush ??
she plays bass
yea i dont get tht one either
Fuck You
heh.
stay curious, idiots.
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if you motherfuckers change the chat name again they’ll never find your bodies
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que sero sero
omg bakugou do u promise??
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Satou_Riki_
Hey Sero, did you want me to send over the school counselor’s email? Therapy can be really helpful if there’s something you need to get off your chest :)
serophane42
AYSDAUOSDUSLMAOOOOOO
no i’m good thank you so much though 😭😭😭
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if you motherfuckers change the chat name again they’ll never find your bodies
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que sero sero
satou is a sweetie pie and we don’t deserve him btw
[❤️1]
but anyway
i’m here to invite you guys to the gym with me!! i’m headin over in like an hour :]
Fuck You
pfft. you go to the gym?
que sero sero
YES??/?
Fuck You
oh my god don’t shit yourself. it was just a question.
que sero sero
uh huh ………
Fuck You
i’m busy anyway.
some of us actually study for our classes, y’know.
que sero sero
>;P
she plays bass
tbh he has a point
i would NOT hv pegged u as some1 who goes 2 the gym
que sero sero
eh??
what does that mean??
she plays bass
oh nothing ! :)
im just sayin u look like u weigh 30kg soaking wet
so i get why he was surprised
que sero sero
is that supposed to make me feel better????
she plays bass
no <3
Fuck You
HA
que sero sero
WTFFF
she plays bass
not my fault ur built like a pile of toothpicks
u look like i cld bench u
que sero sero
okay then bench me 🙄
she plays bass
k
omw
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hantastic
i think i just saw god
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aizawa is NOT a dilf what the fuck are you people talking about
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she plays bass
wait r we meeting at 3 ??
also fuck OFF bkg sry u dont hv eyes 🙄
Fuck You
this again?
he doesn’t have kids, you fucking numbskull.
i’m not saying he isn’t hot. i’m saying he literally doesn’t fit the definition.
she plays bass
ok yea but like
idk its a vibe thing
Fuck You
it is definitively NOT a vibe thing.
she plays bass
it is tho!!
like dilf energy, yk
Fuck You
energy?
dilf energy??
what do you think the D even stands for??
does the whole concept of an acronym mean nothing to you???
she plays bass
listen, u either get it or u dont
& u clearly dont
Fuck You
oh my fucking god.
she plays bass
what :(( r u gna cry ??
Fuck You
don’t make me suicide bait you again.
she plays bass
yea yea whtvr dude
go throw sm more knives at a pic of todorokis face 🙄
Fuck You
MOTHERFUCKER
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kemgdyna204
who told you about that.
kyojiro0801
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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aizawa is NOT a dilf what the fuck are you people talking about
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que sero sero
ladies ladies ur both beautiful!!
Fuck You
not a lady.
she plays bass
not a lady -_-
muffin man
Wait Jirou, have we been misgendering you??
I’m so sorry!
What can we do to make you more comfortable?
she plays bass
eh?
oh no ur good satou dw
im a woman, im jst not a lady
muffin man
Oh
que sero sero
LMDFJLAJDKAS
que sero sero changed the chat name.
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kyojiro0801
omg bakugou ur a riot
who knew u cld be funny
kemgdyna204
i’m being serious. who told you.
kyojiro0801
LMDFLKJLKDASD???
kemgdyna204
answer me.
kyojiro0801
it was a lucky guess i prmise ToT
kemgdyna204
hm.
kyojiro0801
srry dude ur just the most predictable mf ive evr met
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sucks 2 suck
kemgdyna204
FUCK OFF
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satou “muffin man” rikidou: number one queer ally
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muffin man
Oh wow, haha
What an achievement!
que sero sero
pretend there’s like a huge trophy with ur name on it
confetti and shit
muffin man
I’d like to thank those who supported me throughout this journey
My mom, my teachers, and my gay friends who are incredibly mean to each other
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she plays bass
(cn anyone else hear lady gaga rn??)
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muffin man
@she plays bass You were right btw, we’re meeting at 3pm!
[🙏 1]
If anyone needs a ride, let me know!
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she plays bass
we love u satou
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also @que sero sero dont forget the sources today
que sero sero
ah shit
guys,,..,,,.
i have some bad news,,,.,,,
Fuck You
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME LIKE THIS.
she plays bass
careful sero
ur gna make him cry again
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theres only so many pics of todoroki in the world yk
Fuck You
i’ll kill both of you. i swear to god.
she plays bass
dont threaten me w a good time!
[⁉️ 1]
que sero sero
LMFAOOO??
dw bakubro they’re in my bag ;]
Fuck You
they better be 🔪
and don’t fucking call me that.
she plays bass
yea sero dont call bakubro that >:(
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hantastic
she’s such an asshole i think i’m in love
denkiplier
hey eijirou how much do you think a hitman costs
eijirock
more thn u cld afford :/
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five days till the party...
4 online
she plays bass
hey dudes, lets try to meet up soon & work on the project?
Fuck You
wait, is the chat name a fucking fnaf reference?
what the fuck is wrong with you.
que sero sero
and how did u know it was a fnaf reference? 🤨
Fuck You
ah
muffin man
Something about the Devil’s sacrament?
[💀 2]
she plays bass
LMFAOOOOO
bakugou found dead in miami
que sero sero
is he ok??
she plays bass
hes alright but he died
[😔 1]
ok but srsly guys we rlly shd all work on the proj soon
que sero sero
the proj. lol
she plays bass
do you want me to kill myself be honest
muffin man
Please don’t
she plays bass
ok. just 4 u satou <3
Fuck You
no, you should do it actually.
[💀 2] [😰 1]
she plays bass
BITCH?
Fuck You
you said to be honest.
que sero sero
we should take away free speech specifically for blond asians
[💀 1]
she plays bass
agreed
jst got told to kms by fuckin naruto theres no comin back frm this
que sero sero
LMFAOOOOOO
is it cuz you’re bisexual
she plays bass
holy shit.. bakugou homophobic confirmed????
que sero sero
(NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
Fuck You
<image.attached>
don’t you dare fucking accuse me of that ever again.
i am NOT a homophobe. i just hate jirou.
que sero sero
IS THAt A FUCKIGN CHAPPELL ROaN FLAG?
muffin man
Omg I love her music
she plays bass
holy shit??
i take it all back
bakugou isnt homophobic hes a lesbian
que sero sero
which is so valid #bewhoyouare #pridemonth
[❤️ 2] [🌈 2]
Fuck You
it’s fucking october??
she plays bass
it sure as hell is
muffin man
So anyway...
When should we meet? I’m free this weekend anytime after 3pm
que sero sero
saturday works for me :]
she plays bass
same ^^!! im free after 430
Fuck You
same.
she plays bass
my roommates boyfriend is in town this wknd tho
so we cant do my place
its gna be a health hazard for abt 72 hrs if u know what i mean
que sero sero
ohmygod ewwww
muffin man
Tragic
Fuck You
lol. imagine having roommates.
[👎 3] [🖕 2] [🍅 2]
she plays bass
...so bakugous place?
que sero sero
sounds good lol
muffin man
That works for me!
Fuck You
:/ y’know what maybe i am homophobic
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4 days till the party…
4 online
que sero sero
cafeteria’s out of chicken wraps </3
she plays bass
NOOOOOOO
muffin man
Aw man! :(
Fuck You
literally who gives a shit?
she plays bass
excuse me??
que sero sero
ME???
I DO????
she plays bass
our school cafeteria has low-carb high-protein gluten-free delicious and yummy chicken wraps for the low low price of 250 yen
and ur telling me u DONT scarf those bitches down evry morning????
those mfs r literally like 60 percent of my diet
Fuck You
they’re not even good though.
she plays bass
dont u DARE speak abt my beloved chicken wraps like tht……
Fuck You
or what? you gonna fight me?
over chicken wraps?
she plays bass
YES
PUT EM UP BITCH
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serophane42
guys omfg she’s so perfect i’m gonna shit myself
OH FUCK WAIT
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hantastic
oh my god
i’m gonna throw my phone into a lake
eijirock
???
maybe dont do that??
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2 messages have been deleted.
(Only you can see this. Click here to dismiss.)
kyojiro0801
uhh did u txt me? or is my phone just buggin out lol
serophane42
haha what ?
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kyojiro0801
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what did he mean by this
yaomomorozu
Oh, dear. He deleted the messages?
kyojiro0801
yea but i saw the notification b4 he did
weird right ?
yaomomorozu
It is definitely strange...
kyojiro0801
do u
like
idk do u think he was talkin abt another girl
yaomomorozu
Oh, Kyouka :(
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hantastic
pissing myself as we speak
denkiplier
nice
eijirock
thanks for sharing
denkiplier
ok but kiri if he DOES throw his phone in the lake
is it really such a tragedy?
eijirock
yes???
denkiplier
think abt it
he wouldn’t be able to bother us about this girl anymore
eijirock
he knows where we live denki hes still gonna bother us
hes gonna climb thru our fckn windows at night bc she sent him a cat meme or something
denkiplier
LMFAOOOO yeah true
but that’s why locks exist right?
eijirock
ur so right
im more concerned abt the water damage tbh
hurts my heart 2 think abt a perfectly good phone goin 2 waste
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kyojiro0801
it says i hv 2 msgs from u but i dont see any
serophane42
oh that’s weird
haha
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kyojiro0801
ohmygod hes bein so weird shd i kms
yaomomorozu
What did we say about threatening suicide at every opportunity?
kyojiro0801
its unproductive & harmful in the long term 🙄
so im supposed 2 know tht my hot classmate is into anothr girl & NOT kms??
yaomomorozu
Yes, exactly!
And honestly, I think…
Ah, nevermind. I don’t want to feed delusions.
kyojiro0801
wait no do it im curious
feed them
yaomomorozu
Well… Your allegedly hot classmate seemed to be addressing a group, which most certainly points to a mix-up.
kyojiro0801
pause
allegedly ?!!
momo hes GORGEOUS wdym
yaomomorozu
We have very different tastes, darling. I am merely making an educated assumption.
kyojiro0801
..
fuck ur right
i cant even be mad at u
yaomomorozu
Thank you. :)
As I was saying: The most likely scenario is that your classmate accidentally selected the conversation between the two of you, as opposed to a group chat. This is, of course, easily explainable.
So the question is, why wouldn"t he just explain it?
I have a theory.
You see, the timing of his first message coincides with the exchange you were just having. Historically, he has shown signs of interest in you: nerves, excitement, and an intention to make you laugh. And finally, the panic he displayed before deleting the messages was at a high intensity, which indicates that his mistake could potentially have great consequences.
So, considering the context and his level of panic...
I think he might have been talking about you, Kyouka.
kyojiro0801
momo.
MOMO OMFG.
I WAS EXPECTING LIKE 2 SENTENCES MAX
N HERE U GO WRITING AN ENTIRE FREAKIN ESSAY
yaomomorozu
What can I say? I’m a bit of an overachiever.
kyojiro0801
& a conspiracy theorist apparently!!!
jeezzzzz
yaomomorozu
Even conspiracy theorists are right every now and then!
kyojiro0801
do NOT enable me omfg.
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hantastic
HELP MEEEE
GUYS. GUYS IM SERIOUS
eijirock
hold on sweetie the adults r talking
hantastic
YEAH I KNOW. ABOUT ME
eijirock
shh shh its ok go back 2 sleep
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denkiplier
i mean he can always just put his phone in rice, right?
eijirock
oh like, to soak up the water ?
denkiplier
huh?
no you do it to summon asians
and then they fix it for u
eijirock
……what??????
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kyojiro0801
i hv no critical thinking skills rn they r lost in his mullet
yaomomorozu
Then listen to me! I like to think that my critical thinking skills are quite intact. :)
kyojiro0801
i meannnn
ur definitely the smartest person i know
i think ur gpa is like. double mine atp
yaomomorozu
Exactly! So, heed my advice!
Go put yourself out there, sweetheart!
kyojiro0801
-_-
yaomomorozu
Come on, give it a chance. When have I ever led you astray?
kyojiro0801
EH?
when hv u NOT led me astray??? D:<
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kyojiro0801
hmm
meh. its probs just my old ass phone lmfao dw abt it
serophane42
okay haha
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hantastic
oh my god i’m so fucking awkward
eijirock
yea we know
hantastic
ggh. can someone plz kill me
denkiplier
omw sero i got u
hantastic
thanks <3
eijirock
wait no hold on we r not js breezing past that
denki u think rice is 4 WHAT?
denkiplier
what??
you’re acting like i said something stupid omg
eijirock
bcuz u DID
denkiplier
?? no dude omg
i swear i saw that somewhere
like
an article or a meme or something
eijirock
denki
hantastic
denki..
denkiplier
NO
DONT DENKI ME
PLEASE I HAVE ENOUGH GOING ON
hantastic
literally how have you made it this far in life
how are you an electrical engineering major???
eijirock
u think articles & memes r equally reliable ?!?
denkiplier
SOMETIMES THEY ARE
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY KIRISHIMA
EVER HEARD OF THE ONION??
eijirock
like the root vegetable??
hantastic
dear god he’s turning into the joker
ok denki listen
it is TRULY not our fault you saw one (1) semi-racist meme and took it as fact
denkiplier
SHHHH
THIS IS ABOUT SERO BEING CRINGE
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO MAKE FUN OF HIS WHIPPED ASS
OKAY?
IM NOT THE ONE ON TRIAL RN
eijirock
yeah ur right
denkiplier
thank you!!
eijirock
at least til sum1 brings up the hot guy in ur compsci class
hantastic
HA
denkiplier
SHUT UP SHUT UP
HE HAS A DRAGON TATTOO ON HIS RIBS
AND HE WEARS EYELINER!!!!
hantastic
so he’s a slut??
denkiplier
you keep my husband’s name out of ur whore mouth
hantastic
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME
denkiplier
THATS BESIDES THE POINT
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kyojiro0801
nothin but bad advice frm u istg
u and mina r solely responsible for like 80% of my exes
yaomomorozu
So, what"s one more? :)
kyojiro0801
ur insane
yaomomorozu
And you"re beautiful. Go get him, girl!
YOLO, as they say.
kyojiro0801
pls nevr say that again
yaomomorozu
Noted.
Good luck with your romancing!
kyojiro0801
FUCKKK
fine
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kyojiro0801
i was actually abt to txt u tho
serophane42
omg haha really!?
about what ?
kyojiro0801
idk if uve heard but theres a boba shop that js opened up nearby
ppl say its shitty but i still wanna check it out lmfao
serophane42
that’s so real LMFAOOO
like who cares if it’s bad it’s for the Experience
kyojiro0801
exactlyyyy
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eijirock
i mean that is definitely slut-adjacent behavior
like yea its rude bt hes not lying
denkiplier
WHAT
eijirock
nothing against sluts!!!
sex positivity is super manly :D
well actually idk if what he has goin on counts as sex positivity
its more like a
“camboy sponsored by hot topic” vibe
which is also manly :D !!!!
denkiplier
FUCK YOU OH MY GODDD
eijirock
no thx
unlike u, ur husband looks like he cn fight :P
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kyojiro0801
so i was wonderinggggg
if maybe
u wanna go there with me ?
:)
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kyojiro0801
I DID IT. IMGONNA HURL
yaomomorozu
Proud of you!
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hantastic
CGUYS OHHHHHHH MY GDFJSJKFDJI
wait
kiri holy fuck that was brutal good job
eijirock
thank u :D !!
denkiplier
i hate you guys
eijirock
we know
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whats happenin sero?
hantastic
SHE WANTS TO OGET BOBA WITH ME !!!!!11!!
eijirock
YOOOOOO
THATS HUGE
denkiplier
sorry sero i can’t be happy for you rn
i’m apparently too busy blowing my credit cards on a hot topic camboy
eijirock
could be blowing somethin else if ud jst nut up & talk to him. just sayin
denkiplier
EXCUSE ME?
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serophane42
ahfhjsdg !!!
haha um yeah !!
that sounds
very nice !! :] haha id love to !!!
kyojiro0801
woah dude dont sound 2 enthusiastic
ill end up thinking u actually wanna go w me haha
serophane42
!!!! ahakdhsa !! sorry
i’m just !!!
excited !!!!!! :] !!!
kyojiro0801
u shd add sm more exclamation marks next time
the ISS said they cn almost see ur texts
serophane42
oh my god?
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hantastic
guys omfg she’s so sarcastic and mean i wanna marry her
denkiplier
my pride means nothing to him
eijirock
WE mean nothing 2 him rn
hes too deep in the throes of lovin on some1 who bullies him
denkiplier
oof. been there
eijirock
yh we know
denkiplier
BITCH??
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serophane42
you suck omfg
kyojiro0801
oh ur just noticing now? x)
so when r u free
serophane42
for you? literally 24/7
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hantastic
guys help i’m being weird
denkiplier
fork found in kitchen
eijirock
fork found in kitchen
denkiplier
AHAHAHA
eijirock
LMFAOOOOO
hantastic
i’m gonna kill all of us
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kyojiro0801
u flatter me ;P
how abt tmrw? maybe like 6pm ?
serophane42
yeah that works!!!
wanna meet there orr ?
kyojiro0801
want me 2 pick u up?
serophane42
omfg .
i will NEVER say no to being a passenger princess
kyojiro0801
LOLOL
id be honored 2 be ur uber driver my liege
serophane42
the finest uber driver in all the land
pretend i’m bowing all majestically
kiss to the hand and everything
super princely
kyojiro0801
oh wowww
pretend im blushing
like this
>/////<
^ thats literally me rn
serophane42
mwehehe >:3
see? my charms are irresistible
kyojiro0801
whatever u need 2 tell urself! <3
serophane42
?!?!!
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hantastic
boys
start picking out ur suits for the wedding
denkiplier
oh he’s in deep
eijirock
😔 u hate 2 see it
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kyojiro0801
ur uber driver has arrived
serophane42
omgg!!! i’ll be right out :3
shit wait
i forgot something
kyojiro0801
lmfaooo i mean
as long as its not ur pants i think ur fine
serophane42
DHSFSDKL
i promise i have pants on dw
just gimme one sec!!
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kyojiro0801
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yaomomorozu
Is that an origami frog?
kyojiro0801
YEAH
yaomomorozu
How cute! Where did it come from?
kyojiro0801
HE MADE IT
FOR ME
im going insane lookat the fuckign LITTLE SMILEY FACE
yaomomorozu
That’s adorable!
kyojiro0801
IT JUMPS
HE JUST AMDE IT JUMP AND HE FUCKIGN GIGLGED
MOMO HELP ME
yaomomorozu
Goodness, would you look at the time? I need to take my dog for a walk.
kyojiro0801
I KNOWU DONT HVAE A DOG U FUCKER
yaomomorozu
Text you later! :)
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Fuck You
@que sero sero @she plays bass hey idiots.
it’s 4:45. where the fuck are you guys.
she plays bass
im omw!! gps says 2mins away
muffin man
Also, just a warning for you guys: Bakugou is rich as hell
Just be aware of that. I don’t want you to experience the same shock that I did
she plays bass
LOL omfg it cant be that crazy
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kemgdyna204
the gate code is #0815.
kyojiro0801
g. gate code ..??
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2 days till the party...
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she plays bass
no actually it is that crazy. what the fuck
que sero sero
oh yeah his folks are fashion designers :D !!
the bakugous have been putting the “upper” in upper-middle class since 1984 lmfaooo
muffin man
You knew?!
she plays bass
U KNEW HE HAD A BEIGE LEATHER COUCH???
AND A FUCKING HEATED POOLL??????
AND TWO PS5s???? WHYDOES A BITCH NEED TWO OF THOSE?????
muffin man
If this counts as upper-middle class, I think I might be living in poverty
she plays bass
^^^^^ !!!!!
muffin man
I didn’t know that Chanel made rugs until today
I’m pretty sure his house slippers cost more than my shoes
He has an extra living room, Sero!!
she plays bass
ADN U DIDNT TELL US>????
que sero sero
my bad 😔
she plays bass
SERO WE OCULDVE BEEN LEECHING FOR MONTHS.
que sero sero
hey it’s never too late to start !
@Fuck You i’ll be there in 5 btw :]
and don’t kill me for being tardy, i got coffee for everyone !!
Fuck You
hm.
alright, you’re safe.
for now.
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hantastic
guys we should go bother kacchan soon
i forgot how fucking awesome his house is
eijirock
YESSSSSSSS
denkiplier
omfg i would KILL to swim in that pool again
eijirock
lol arent u banned frm bkgs pool bc of tht 1 time in junior yr ?
denkiplier
didn’t we swear on our lives not to talk about that?
does a blood pact mean nothing to you?
eijirock
oh
hantastic
BLOOD PACT??????
denkiplier
don’t worry about it :)
hantastic
every piece of denki lore i have ever learned has been completely against my will
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stop pinging me or i’ll kill you. i’m not joking.
4 online
she plays bass
shut up bakugou you love us
Fuck You
me when i lie
[🙄 1]
que sero sero
smfh if ur gonna kill us just do it already!!
quit edging us
she plays bass
im just gna ignore tht one for the sake of my sanity
but anyway
@everyone yall ready for the presentation tmrw?
[🪦 3] [❌ 3]
muffin man
Not really
Fuck You
oh you’re funny.
que sero sero
no!!!!!
not in the slightest!!1!!
muffin man
We’re cooked
Fuck You
^
que sero sero
^^
she plays bass
yeah thats the vibe
lets get it ig
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eijirock
good morning dudes 🦈 💕 !!
make sure to kick todays butt !! :D 🔥 💪
i love u guys & im always here 4 u 💪 <3 !!
denkiplier
eijirou you beautiful man. never change ever
i love you
[💕 1]
eijirock
:D !! denki !!! <3
omg waitt
@hantastic isnt ur presentation 2day?? ur gna do great !!! !!
hantastic
itssway too fuckin early for this much enthussiasnm but i love u ejijrou im kissing oyou on the lips rn
[💕 1]
denkiplier
bro it’s like 11am 😭
hantastic
my point stannds. goodnihgt
[💀 2]
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serophane42
hey aizawa just started class, are you on the way ??
kyojiro0801
yeah omfg im in the parking lot
my fuckin manager!!!! called me @ like
The Worst Possible Time
serophane42
it’s ok lol
aizawa hates his boss too, i think he’ll understand
kyojiro0801
lol
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kemgdyna204
hurry it up, linkin park.
your ass better not have overslept.
kyojiro0801
ill b there soon!!!
[🔪 1]
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serophane42
did you hang up yet?
kyojiro0801
yeah its just
ugh
sorry im like
im in the hallway and im like
kinda freakin out
serophane42
:(
i’m bringing you water
kyojiro0801
u dont hv to
serophane42
shhh
it’s too late
a bottle of mineral water is already on its way
you can’t stop it
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kemgdyna204
oi.
where the fuck are you going?
we’re up in five minutes, asshole.
serophane42
brb
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Satou_Riki_
Hey Sero, everything okay?
serophane42
yeah!!!! lobe yup satou ur a peach
love you**
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kemgdyna204
hurry up loser.
serophane42
sorry
kemgdyna204
?
yo.
are you like
good?
serophane42
yeah
2 minutes
kemgdyna204
okay...? cryptic as fuck.
just be safe i guess??
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kyojiro0801
MOMO
MOMO WHAT THE UFKC IS WRONG WITH HIM
CODE RED IM BEINGSO SERIOSU RN
yaomomorozu
What happened?????
Do I need to kill someone? I know how to hide a body if necessary.
kyojiro0801
NO NOBOGYS DYING
EXCEPT ME APPARENTLY
yaomomorozu
??
Please elaborate.
kyojiro0801
I WAS FREAKIGN OUT B4 THW PRESENTATION
HE CAME OUT TO SIT W ME N CALM ME DOWN
BROUGHT ME WATER
SUPER CUTE
EVERYTHINGWAS FINE
N THEN HE FUCKIGN
TOOK MY STUPID FACE IN HIS STUPID HANDS N KISSED ME?????
N SAID ‘hey youll be okay. youre gonna do great i believe in you’ QHAT THE FUCK WHAT HTE FUCKIFJGKNJJFG
yaomomorozu
Oh my goodness!! That’s so romantic!!
kyojiro0801
AAAAAAHJGHJKJGJKDFLKJJKLKJJFHGFDFHGGJ
yaomomorozu
Good luck with your presentation! <3
For what it’s worth, I believe in you too :)
kyojiro0801
sobs .
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kyojiro0801
thanks again :)
idk why u thought that wld calm me down tho!!!!!
serophane42
i have never claimed to be smart
kyojiro0801
pfft
ill be inside in like a minute i promise
serophane42
take your time
i can talk to aizawa if you need
kyojiro0801
i think thts the most romantic thing any1 has evr said 2 me
im blushing
>////< literally me rn
serophane42
ajsdkhs
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kemgdyna204
fucking FINALLY
serophane42
aww were you worried about me ;]
kemgdyna204
fuck off and die.
come on, we’re next.
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we did it we did it lo hicimos we did it!!!!!
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Fuck You
hold on.
is that from fucking dora?
que sero sero
yes
Fuck You
that rocks.
i fuck with dora heavy.
que sero sero
suddenly you’re like 85% hotter
she plays bass
?? im literally right here
que sero sero
but he fucks with dora!!! heavy!!!!
she plays bass
hm
yeah good point
que sero sero
bakugou hmu if u ever get over ur crush on todoroki
Fuck You
shut the fuck up.
que sero sero
worth a shot :/
Fuck You
no it wasn’t.
muffin man
Good job, everyone! You guys did great! :)
que sero sero
satou i’m kissing you on the lips
muffin man
Aw, haha
Fuck You
@she plays bass nothing to say about that one?
she plays bass
nah. id kiss satou on the lips too
muffin man
You guys are so sweet, lol
And Bakugou, I think your crush on Todoroki is really cute!
Fuck You
CUTE?
i’m gonna kill myself in front of you
muffin man
Um???
I don’t know if I have enough therapists’ emails for you guys
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kyojiro0801
celebratory boba tmrw ?
serophane42
you read my freakin mind!!!!!!!
let’s go arounddd 4?
kyojiro0801
yea sounds good!!
serophane42
i heard the weather’s supposed to be super pleasant tomorrow !
wanna walk there together ? :]
kyojiro0801
id love 2 :)
serophane42
okay ! :D
uhm
also
sorry about earlier, i wasn’t really thinking
kyojiro0801
aw dont apologize
im not mad or anything
serophane42
sdhkjf. um. okay
should we like. talk about it?
kyojiro0801
not much to talk abt tbh
i liked it
i think ur cute
and i wanna do it again :)
serophane42
ah . okay
okay
so
uh
uhm.
.. so
4pm tmrw ?.??
kyojiro0801
yeah :)
serophane42
cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool !
awesome . !!!!
kyojiro0801
see ya then <3
serophane42
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !
right !!!!
!! see ya !!!!!
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close enough welcome back team rocket
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hantastic
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guys is this outfit okay
pls respond before i throw up
eijirock
!!!!!! u look super manly !!!
i like the necklace :D
and ur bracelets r super cool too !!!
only thing id change is the shoes, idk if its doc martens season
hantastic
kirishima eijirou i love you and would entrust you with my firstborn child
but i would rather individually pluck every single hair off of my entire body than wear crocs on a boba date with the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen
eijirock
:(
point taken :(
denkiplier
wheewwwwww
hot damn sero!
if i wasn’t spoken for…
hantastic
ugh. again with ur nameless camboy husband 🙄
denkiplier
excuse you!! he has a name!!!!
💘💖💗shinsou💓💖💕
AND HES NOT A CAMBOY STOP SAYING THAT
eijirock
woahhh u got his name ?!!!
thats huuuge! !!! !!
denkiplier
i feel like you’re mocking me
hantastic
he is
eijirock
i am !! :D
hantastic
see?
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serophane42
hey :] im outside!
kyojiro0801
cool ill be right out :)
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close enough welcome back team rocket
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eijirock
no but srsly good on u for gettin ur husbands name !!!
now go get his number ;D
denkiplier
i hate my friends and my friends hate me
eijirock
sry dude at least 1 of us has to try n get u laid :P
denkiplier
HUH???
hantastic created a poll.
POLL: chat should i hold her hand???
yes (0 votes)
no (0 votes)
denkiplier created a poll.
POLL: should sero stop being a little bitch???
yes (0 votes)
also yes (0 votes)
hantastic
you’re a piece of shit
denkiplier
and you’re a coward
eijirock voted in the poll: should sero stop being a little bitch???
hantastic
KIRISHIMA WHY DID YOU VOTE
eijirock
shrug
i believe in democracy
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kyojiro0801
ik i said ill brb but u truly might not evr see me again
bc why tf is the bathroom line so long ???
serophane42
idk maybe there’s laxatives in the boba
kyojiro0801
i believe it
theres like 7 ppl in front of me this shit is insane
serophane42
bananas, even?
kyojiro0801
B-A-N-A-N-A-S 😔
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gofundme: increase denkis T dose so he finally grows a pair
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hantastic
guys i think im in love with her
denkiplier
BITCH
IM BEING TORN APART AND THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
hantastic
eh?
oh i’m sorry my bad
nice chat name
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and kiri, do you get community service hours for this? or is it just out of the goodness of your heart
eijirock
goodness of my heart. im practically a saint dude
denkiplier
SERO NO
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND ME
hantastic
whoops
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serophane42
this line is super long too
which is crazy considering the boba here actually sucks ass
but at least ur not suffering alone?
kyojiro0801
i guess 😔
serophane42
what do you usually get again? brown sugar something..
kyojiro0801
brown sugar milk tea w coffee jelly !
serophane42
and oat milk?
kyojiro0801
and oat milk
oh
yeah !! :)
serophane42
see, i pay attention
kyojiro0801
so studious lol
good boy ;)
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EIJIROU SUCKSyea unlike u >:P
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hantastic
HOW TO BECOME ORGAN DONOR IN UNDER 5 MINUTES
BECOME ORGAN DONOR ASAP
LAST MINUTE BAPTISM
POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM HORNY?
WIKIHOW LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
denkiplier
hello??
eijirock
this isnt google bro
hantastic
oh my bad
denkiplier
if you die can i have your scott pilgrim posters?
hantastic
Absolutely fucking Not???
denkiplier
worth a shot
eijirock
no it wasnt
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kyojiro0801
ur a model student. ultimate scholar
UAs valedictorian has nothin on u
oh shit bathrooms open
k see u in a sec!
serophane42
ok !!
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yaomomorozu
Hello, Sero-kun! Did you also receive the email about our MATH-65B class being relocated?
serophane42
hey!! yeah i think there was some flooding so we’re in the visarts building now
room 201 i’m pretty sure??
yaomomorozu
Great! I just wanted to make sure we had received the same information.
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fellas it IS gay
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denkiplier
kiri i’d say you’re like
wile e. coyote sun, yosemite sam moon, foghorn leghorn rising
eijirock
hmmmmm
yeah that makes sense i think
theres definitely some daffy duck in ur chart
denkiplier
i see that
eijirock
and i think ur more like a roadrunner than a coyote
yk?
u just have that meep meep energy
denkiplier
truly and genuinely what the fuck do you mean by that
eijirock
shrug
denkiplier
YOU CANT JUST TYPE OUT THE WORD SHRUG
eijirock
shrug
denkiplier
???!!
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yaomomorozu
Oh! One more thing.
Apologies, I’m not totally familiar with the layout of campus since I spend most of my time in the metalworking studio. The visual arts building is towards the east side of campus, right?
serophane42
yep! :]
yaomomorozu
Is it close to the bakery?
serophane42
yeah!
haha were you hopin to get a snack before class?
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syltweety/satosugu parallels
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denkiplier
i mean i feel like elmer fudd is more of a power bottom but i get where ur coming from
eijirock
if ur allowed to say what u said abt daffy duck then im allowed 2 have opinions
CORRECT opinions >:P
denkiplier
i mean
can opinions be objectively correct??
i think that just makes them facts
eijirock
ohh look @ polisci mcgee over here
denkiplier
HUH?
eijirock
getta load of mr semantics
smfhhh
denkiplier
okay??
sorry i used to be an english major. as if it’s my fault 🙄
eijirock
it litrlly is ? ur fault tho?
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yaomomorozu
Something like that, LOL.
Thank you so much for your help, Sero-kun! I’ll be sure to grab a chocolate croissant for you on Thursday!
serophane42
aw haha i didn’t really do anything, but i’ll never say no to free pastries!!
see ya thursday, yaomomo :]
yaomomorozu
You too!
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you know what. fuck you. NONE of us are meowth.
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hantastic
guys omg
wait what the fuck did i miss
eijirock
dw abt it
denkiplier
don’t worry about it
hantastic
=_=
first off, ALL of us are meowth
second,
Admin (hantastic) deleted the chat name.
Admin (hantastic) disabled chat name permissions.
hantastic
i’m putting chat name perms on the high shelf until you freaks learn how to behave yourselves
denkiplier
yes daddy 😔
hantastic
see this is exactly what i’m talking about
eijirock
LMAOOO!
also !! hey there !!!!
hows ur date goin loverboyyy ? :D
hantastic
so good
so so good
i think im dying shes so cute
[💕1]
her laugh and her hairrr aghhh
and her outfit is so
ahhhhhhh
[💕1] [🤢1]
eijirock
awww !!!!
hantastic
like she’s so fuckinh prettyyyyyyyy ohh
oh i’m gonna die i’m so
gahhhhh
denkiplier
hey eiji do you think all straight people should kill themselves
cuz i do
eijirock
omg denki ! dont say that!!
what if ur husband is straight ??
denkiplier
don’t you dare fucking say that to me
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serophane42
i got us a table outside btw!
it’s the one with the pink umbrella
kyojiro0801
ok ill come n find u :)
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Group Chat
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denkiplier
...do you guys think he’s actually straight :(
eijirock
oh my god denki 😭
denkiplier
NO LIKE IM THINKING ABT IT NOW
eijirock
i mean?? it depends i guess??
tell us abt him
denkiplier
he has a clear phone case
eijirock
thts promising ! :D
whats his lockscreen ?
denkiplier
keanu reeves
hantastic
oh shit
that’s not a good sign
eijirock
yea no things r looking bad for u my guy
hantastic
is the picture from john wick?
denkiplier
no
it’s from a GQ photoshoot
hantastic
oh??
eijirock
:0 !!! omg
theres hope !
is he wearin a shirt in the pic??
denkiplier
uhh kind of?
hantastic
“kind of”???
eijirock
nvm dude ur so in
hantastic
^^ invite me to the livestream wedding :]
denkiplier
HES NOT A CAMBOY STOP SAYING THAT
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kyojiro0801
that was rly fun :)
thanks for comin w me
u rlly didnt have to buy my drink tho sskhhjkhjdk
serophane42
shhhh
it’s my money and i will spend it as irresponsibly as i want
kyojiro0801
ugh
ur stupid
thanks :)
im payin u back tho 🔪
serophane42
don’t threaten me with a good time!!
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comms project (keep the name normal, you freaks.)
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que sero sero
guys this croissant is so fuckign good oh my god
i think i’ve transcended
do u think aizawa will excuse me from the project
since my soul is no longer on this plane of existence
Fuck You
aren’t you in calc 2 right now?
que sero sero
physically, yes
mentally, i’m on jupiter
Fuck You
and academically, you’re failing. put your fucking phone down.
[💀 1]
que sero sero
bleh >;P
jokes on u it’s a study day
Fuck You
then study.
[☹️ 1]
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serophane42
hey thanks again for the croissant yaomomo!!!
i think i’m literally a different person now
like i’m a changed man
yaomomorozu
Don’t mention it, Sero-kun! I’m glad you were able to enjoy it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get back to studying.
serophane42
smart choice!! i can tell this next test is gonna kill me haha
yaomomorozu
Oh, goodness.
Luckily, I can think of a way to avoid that!
serophane42
really :0 what is it??
yaomomorozu
It’s best to take advantage of the study periods we’re granted.
Perhaps you can start by putting your phone down. :)
serophane42
i
damn okay then
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bakugou is a sourpuss CONFIRMED?? (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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muffin man
Hey guys, check it out!!
she plays bass
LMFASLJSK WAITWHO CHANGED THE NAME??
que sero sero
no idea..
pretend i’m whistling innocently
Fuck You
count your fucking days, tape face.
muffin man
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New ring! What do you guys think?
que sero sero
holy shit!!!!!!!
dude it’s so cool wtf
she plays bass
thats SICK omfg
Fuck You
badass.
muffin man
I really like it! I think I’m gonna wear it like, every day LOL
que sero sero
!!!!!
where’d you get it???
muffin man
Oh! Um
Someone made it for me :)
She brought it to me at work!
[👀 2]
I was totally caught off guard, haha
que sero sero
OHHHH????
she plays bass
omg ?!
a secret admirer !??
que sero sero
who was it??? do we know her???
muffin man
Uh, maybe?
It was Yaomomo, from the metalworking studio?
[👀 1] [⁉️ 1]
Sero, I think you two have a class together
que sero sero
OMFG
she plays bass
I KNOW HER
HOLYFUCK
que sero sero
so THAT’S why she texted me!!!
she plays bass
UR THE BAKER SHES BEEN TALKIGN ABT ???
muffin man
What??
She’s been talking about me?!
Gahhhh!! 😳
All good things, I hope 😅 ahhh!!
she plays bass
satou trust me she cant stop gushin abt u
its like disgustingly cute
que sero sero
oh ,my god this is fucking adorable
@Fuck You take notes dude THIS is good relationship development
Fuck You
you’re a fucking idiot and i hope your eyebrow piercing gets stuck on your shirt every morning for the rest of your life.
que sero sero
oh my god?
she plays bass
wow tht was so specific sero r u ok??
que sero sero
i don’t know.. 💔
Fuck You
also @muffin man good on you, candy crush.
momo’s fucking great.
que sero sero
i still don’t get that nickname
Fuck You
heh. sucks to suck.
she plays bass
WAIT :OOO BAKUGOUU
u know yaomomo too?!??
Fuck You
yeah.
we did MMA together in high school.
she punched me in the face once. it was awesome.
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serophane42
quick sidebar do u think bakugou has watched mean girls????
kyojiro0801
THATS WHAT I WAS ABT TO ASK U OMFG
bc thts such a specific reference???
serophane42
but also he’s weird enough that he could’ve actually meant it??
kyojiro0801
EXACTLY
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serophane42
have you watched mean girls??
kemgdyna204
fucking of course i’ve watched mean girls.
serophane42
WDYM “OF COURSE”???
what did u watch it with todoroki or something LMFAOOO
kemgdyna204
tread carefully.
serophane42
.
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serophane42
hey, random question
what’s your favorite movie?
shotoroki
Mean Girls (2004)
why
serophane42
no reason!!
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serophane42
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kyojiro0801
OH MY GOD
serophane42
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
kyojiro0801
OH MY GOD !!!!!
serophane42
THATS WHAT IM SYAING!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!
kyojiro0801
sigh!!!!
where can i find a love like that
serophane42
in the biochem wing apparently!
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bakugou is a sourpuss CONFIRMED?? (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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muffin man
I can’t stop blushing omg haha
que sero sero
ahhh, young love
i’m rootin for you crazy kids
she plays bass
we r literally all the same age
que sero sero
shhhhhh
Fuck You
she’s cool as fuck. you two would be good together.
plus, she made you a ring.
i’m not too sure how girls operate, but that’s gotta mean something, right?
muffin man
Yeah haha, I stop by the studio sometimes after work and she’s always really sweet to me :)
I think I casually mentioned I wanted more rings, like, once
But I didn’t think she’d make one for me!!!
Gahhhhhh
she plays bass
god this is fucking adorable im gna vomit
even BAKUGOU is on ur side
ugh
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kyojiro0801
yo
turns out ur cute baker guy is in my comms class lmao
were doin a project tgt
yaomomorozu
Oh wow! Small world, LOL!
kyojiro0801
hes super cool tbh
biggest sweetie pie in the world
n i think he mega-likes u
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yaomomorozu
Oh goodness!
kyojiro0801
the ring idea was so fuckign cute what the hell momo
he jst sent us a pic in the group chat gushin abt it
[😳 1]
n im like!! how r u so normal rn!!
if the person i liked made me a ring i think id jst like. explode @_@
yaomomorozu
Oh! Goodness!!
Well!
I hope he didn’t explode :)
kyojiro0801
theres still time !
never say never yk
yaomomorozu
I appreciate your optimism, Kyouka.
Maybe you should make a ring for that boy in your class!
kyojiro0801
OMFG
apparently u know him too!!?!
its sero
the guy w the long hair ? i think u guys hv a class tgt
yaomomorozu
Oh my!!
Yes, we have Calculus together twice a week!
The song rings true. It is a small world, after all!
kyojiro0801
ur so fucking nerdy im in love with u
yaomomorozu
I love you more!
Goodness, Sero-kun is such a sweetheart. A bit of a slacker but I can tell he’s very kind and earnest.
And he’s very handsome, too.. ;)
kyojiro0801
hey
im glad we cn agree on smthn but hands to urself, peaches
i called dibs
yaomomorozu
LOL!
No need to worry, Kyouka. I have no intention of encroaching on your territory.
kyojiro0801
agh dont say it like that.. >//<
yaomomorozu
No judgement here!
Speaking of which, how did your date go?
kyojiro0801
ughhh. it was so fun hes fuckin adorable
yaomomorozu
Really, now?
In that case, perhaps you should give more thought to the ring idea!
At the very least, it seems to be working for me. LOL!
Ooh, maybe you could make Sero explode!
kyojiro0801
oh i plan to.
yaomomorozu
?
kyojiro0801
momo .
dear sweet momo..
yaomomorozu
What?
OH
OH GOODNESS
kyojiro0801
LMFAOOOOOOO
yaomomorozu
Kyouka!! That’s not what I meant and you know it!!!
Goodness. Your dirty mind is unsalvageable.
kyojiro0801
;P u love me
besides, i said i called dibs
u shd only be thinkin abt ur baker boys explosions anyway x)
yaomomorozu
Kyouka!!!!!
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eijirock
crocs r functional and stylish n i dont need 2 hear this frm u
denkiplier
fuck dude cope harder, i’m getting close nghh
eijirock
HUH????
ur INSANE
denkiplier
and you have negative drip
eijirock
im not takin fashion advice frm a bitch who shops at zumiez
denkiplier
bitch your clothes look like they’re from the GAP
eijirock
MY CLOHTES R FUCKIGN AWESOME STFU
denkiplier
average tboy who shops at the children’s place
eijirock
ur telling me my dino tshirts arent swag?
denkiplier
yes
that’s exactly what i’m saying
eijirock
bitch u hv no taste. thts why ur single
denkiplier
you wear cargo shorts and crocs, that’s why you’re a virgin
eijirock
n u dress like jojo siwa
thts why evry girl uve ever dated turned out 2 b a lesbian
denkiplier
at least i’ve dated girls?? you’re not even over your boyfriend from middle school
eijirock
well i need SOMEONE 2 think abt when i listen 2 mitski
denkiplier
THEN STOP LISTENING TO MITSKI??
eijirock
never
denkiplier
okay that’s real. mitski goes hard
eijirock
hell yea she does
n at least i dont still listen 2 cavetown
dickless behavior
denkiplier
glass houses, my guy
eijirock
lmfao!!
t4t hostility
denkiplier
new chat name???
eijirock
oh my god
@hantastic LET US
denkiplier
if you don’t ur transphobic
eijirock
^^
hantastic
well shit
Admin (hantastic) enabled chat name permissions.
hantastic
there ya go boys
denkiplier
now this is true allyship
also eiji ur full of shit cavetown is not that bad
at least i don’t listen to sad lesbian music
@hantastic
eijirock
lmfao!!!!
hantastic
bro i’m literally just sitting here eating my chicken wrap…
denkiplier
oh go play phoebe bridgers on your iphone 7
hantastic
hello????
eijirock
LOLOL
denkiplier
don’t think you’re safe either kiri
weezer fan (derogatory)
eijirock
n which 1 of us had a crush on brendon urie..
denkiplier
FUCK OFF BUDDY HOLLY
eijirock
LOL!!
eijirock changed the chat name.
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kyojiro0801
hey
u busy this weekend?
serophane42
yes
but i will absolutely make time for you
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t4t hostility (and sero is here too)
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denkiplier
being a virgin is ABSOLUTELY a choice
especially when ur literally built like adonis smfh
eijirock
omggggg denki !!! <3
stop it ur flatterin me
denkiplier
god forbid a man tell his hot friend he is, in fact, hot 🙄
eijirock
ok so kiss me
denkiplier
no thanks i’m spoken for
eijirock
hv u evn texted shinsou yet ..
denkiplier
IM WORKING ON IT
eijirock
workin on what omfg??
jst type out a msg
send it
boom ur done. u txted him
denkiplier
UGH.
you don’t GET IT kirishima it’s more than that
eijirock
what r u playing hard 2 get ??
denkiplier
YES
eijirock
oh my god ur insane
denkiplier
sigh. the intricate mating rituals of a 5’6 bisexual are an enigma understood by few
eijirock
omfg we get it u majored in english
denkiplier
yeah yeah
enough about me and my giant juicy brain
[🙄 1]
we’re trying to get you laid
eijirock
r we???
denkiplier
we are now!
weren’t you talking to that one gym rat?
eijirock
i mean yea but like
:/ idk
denkiplier
oh no :( is it not going well?
eijirock
no its been fine hes rlly sweet
i just lwk think hes tryin 2 steal my t shots??
denkiplier
HELLO????
eijirock
but also lwk im just in it 4 the premium gym membrship soooo
denkiplier
LMFAOOOOO
eijirock
lol! whts that one song.. ?
denkiplier
“he lying to me and i’m lying to him, fuck it guess we both ain’t shit”!!!
god i love megan thee stallion
eijirock
AMEN
hantastic
amen
eijirock
omg i forgot u were here
jumpscare
hantastic
eat shit kirishima
also. boys. i hate to be that guy but :D
denkiplier
oh my goddddd
eijirock
did she txt u ??!
hantastic
SHE TEXTED ME
denkiplier
oh my god should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?
hantastic
i hope your eyeliner is uneven for the rest of the day
denkiplier
i hope all of your hair falls out
hantastic
you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
eijirock
!! no sero hes spoken for!!! dont u remember?!!
hantastic
oh yeah lmfao
how are things with your camboy husband?
denkiplier
good
eijirock
hes playin hard 2 get
denkiplier
bitch..
hantastic
LMFAOOOO. and how’s that going?
denkiplier
good
eijirock
its not lol
denkiplier
bitch???
kirishima eijirou if you don’t stop airing out my business i’m gonna post you on brutally honest men’s fashion reddit
and sero you sent me an SOS when comms girl wore shorts you have no high ground here
eijirock
fuck
hantastic
fuck
eijirock
hes right
hantastic
so we’re all at rock bottom huh
crab bucket mentality ass group chat
denkiplier
you know it!!
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kyojiro0801
aww what a charmer ;P
serophane42
only for you ;]
what were you thinking?
kyojiro0801
welllll
so far weve jst been going 2 tht shitty boba place
and dont get me wrong it is VERY entertaining to watch u try n choke down a 1500yen taro milk tea
serophane42
if i paid for it i’m not gonna waste it!!
[😭 1]
kyojiro0801
right right of course
butttt i was wonderin if maybe u wanted to get drinks that actually taste good?
theres this restaurant like 10 mins away tht i think ud really like :)
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t4t hostility (and sero is here too)
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eijirock
see the diffrence between us is im perfectly fine w bein a massive turbo virgin
meanwhile ur brain is 85% sex drive 10% anime n 5% linguistics
denkiplier
i wish i could be mad at you but like. you’re right.
eijirock
exactly
so enough abt getting ME laid
lets draft a txt to ur camboy husband
denkiplier
HES NOT A CAMBOY OH MY GODD
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serophane42
that sounds awesome omg!!!!
i’d love to :]
kyojiro0801
cool :)
what day ?
serophane42
does saturday evening work?
kyojiro0801
hell yea babyyy
serophane42
awesome :]
oh and since u drove last time maybe i can pick you up?
kyojiro0801
!!! :D my turn to be a passenger princess fuck yeah
serophane42
fuck yeah!!
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t4t hostility (and sero is here too)
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eijirock
howd u even get his numbr?
denkiplier
i. didn’t. get his number
eijirock
?
hantastic
denki
is this what i think it is
denkiplier
. maybe
hantastic
YOU GOT HIS FUCKING DISCORD???
denkiplier
….,.,
eijirock
lmfao!!!!
hantastic
DENKI YOU ACTUAL FUCKING LOSER
YOU RIZZLESS FOOL
GLASS HOUSES MY ASS
denkiplier
SHUT UP SHUT UP I KNOW!!!
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serophane42
ok i’ll be there at 7 on saturday !!
kyojiro0801
its a date ;)
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t4t hostility (and sero is here too)
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hantastic
you’re not allowed to make fun of me for like. a year
eijirock
u say tht but hes prbly gna last like 5 mins
hantastic
LMFAO
sentences that could be applied to other contexts if denki would get his shit together and message his camboy husband
denkiplier
HES NOT A CAMBOY
and pot kettle motherfucker you’ve been pining for like four and a half months
eijirock
oop
hantastic
COUNTERPOINT
WE’RE GOING ON A DATE THIS WEEKEND
eijirock
oop!!!!
denkiplier
well is it an actual date?
hantastic
uhh
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serophane42
wait like an actual date ???
kyojiro0801
noooo ur picking me up on a saturday night to go to my fav restaurant as friends. i held ur hand otw to the boba shop as friends. u kissed me in the hallway as friends.
serophane42
ohhh you’re such an asshole
kyojiro0801
u love it ;P
serophane42
i do :]
so. an actual date??
kyojiro0801
LMFAO
YES dude an actual date
serophane42
COOL
AWESOME OKAY
OK SEE U SATURDAY !!!!!!!
kyojiro0801
pfft
ur cute
see u then <3
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t4t hostility (and sero is here too)
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hantastic
YES
denkiplier
sure you’re not just being delusional again?
hantastic
oh go start another talking stage bitch
[😭 2]
denkiplier
JESUSCHRI ST
i just got murdered in broad daylight
eijirock
oh shit !!!!! sero thats awesome man congrats :D
hantastic
i love you eijirou i’m kissing u on the forehead
denkiplier
right in front of my corpse..
hantastic
shouldn’t you be getting friendzoned by a lesbian rn?
denkiplier
OH MY GOD??
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98 PERCENT BABYYYYYYY
4 online
que sero sero
GRADES DROPPED @everyone
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone
she plays bass
AAH
que sero sero
AAAHHHHJFHJHJFJSHH
she plays bass
98????
LETS FUCKING GO???????
que sero sero
LEEETTTTTSSS FUKCING GGOOOOOOO
she plays bass
GO TEAM GO TEAM GO TEAM
que sero sero
OH MY GOD IM CRYING
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
@everyone HANDS IN THE MIDDLE
GROUP HUG @everyone
she plays bass
wait is it a huddle or a group hug ??
que sero sero
it’s a goddamn CELEBRATION is what it is
CEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! @everyone
[🎉 2]
Fuck You
stop fucking pinging me.
que sero sero
you can"t control me!!! @Fuck You @Fuck You @Fuck You
[🖕 1]
muffin man
I’m so proud of us!!!! Good job everyone!!!! <3
[❤️ 2]
que sero sero
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she plays bass
WE DID IT BABYYYYY
FUCK YOU DAD I KNEW WE COULD DO IT
que sero sero
LMFAO?????
WE CAN UNPACK THAT LATER RN ITS TIME TO PARTY
she plays bass
EXACTLY
satou i love u so much
plz stop sending me therapy links
muffin man
Sorry! 😅 Just want to make sure you’re alright!
she plays bass
im not but i love u regardless
que sero sero
real
omg DUDE
kaminari owes me so much money
he thought i’d get like a 70% tops
she plays bass
thats pretty optimistic of him
wait
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kyojiro0801
is kaminari that kid w the shitty blond dye job ?
and the finger guns n shit
serophane42
yeah :D ! he’s been my buddy since middle school :3
kyojiro0801
oh thats cute
yeah my friend wont shut the fuck up abt him lmfao i knew it rang a bell
an annoying, homosexual bell
serophane42
wait what’s your friend’s name?
kyojiro0801
shinsou hitoshi
why ?
serophane42
holy shit
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alvin and the dipshits
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hantastic
@denkiplier GUESS WHAT THE FUCK I JUST HEARD
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98 PERCENT BABYYYYYYY
4 online
she plays bass
dude.. a 98 percent..
thats an A plus bitches..!!!!
que sero sero
god we’re so fucking smart
muffin man
Heck yeah!
Fuck You
hey.
que sero sero
omg hi kacchan <3333
Fuck You
8pm.
que sero sero
.
uh??
she plays bass
huh???
whats happening at 8??
que sero sero
is bakugou finally gonna kill us???
she plays bass
god i hope so
muffin man
Jirou, are you sure you don’t need those links?
[😭 2]
Fuck You
jesus christ, you guys are stupid.
you freaks wanna celebrate, right?
que sero sero
DUH
Fuck You
well i’m not going out tonight.
so be here at 8pm, or eat shit and die.
que sero sero
holy shit...
she plays bass
did bakugou just.. invite us to his house..? for fun..???
muffin man
I might start crying
Fuck You
the fuck is wrong with you idiots?
que sero sero
WE’RE JSUT HAPPY!1!!!!!
Fuck You
ew.
whatever, i have other shit to do.
8pm. if you’re late i’ll kill you. bring drinks or whatever if you wanna.
she plays bass
*clenches fist* hes come so far.....
Fuck You
the hell???
que sero sero
WE LOVE YOU BAKUBRO ❤️❤️
[‼️ 2] [🙄 1] [🖕 1] [🖤 1]
Fuck You
ugh. you fucking freaks.
she plays bass
THE HEART REACTIONGFN.
muffin man
Yeah okay I’m crying now
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kemgdyna204
quit messing with your sensor or i’ll stab it back into you.
Satou_Riki_
Oh sorrry! Haha I didn’t even realize!!
I was totally zoning out thinkign about her! lol
Haha
kemgdyna204
holy shit you’re drunk.
there are low-carb protein bars in the kitchen if you need them.
Satou_Riki_
BakuggouuuUU!!! :) :)
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hantastic
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rate the fit
denkiplier
smash
eijirock
smash
hantastic
resounding approval from the tboy committee. thank you
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serophane42
here :]
kyojiro0801
ok !
uhh hey
serophane42
hey?
kyojiro0801
stupid question but
IS THAT A FUCKGIN MOTOROCYLE??!?/
im.
askign for a friend.
serophane42
haha yeah it is! i have an extra helmet for u don’t worry!!
kyojiro0801
oh my god
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kyojiro0801
oh my god
yaomomorozu
Are you alright?
kyojiro0801
i need u to start planning my funeral immediately
this is
hes
heson a fukcign motorcyulce. he. hes. he
ohhhhhhhhh im gna die
yaomomorozu
A motorcycle! What a rebel.
I’ll take that to mean your date is starting!
Have lots of fun, Kyouka :)
kyojiro0801
MOMO PLEASE
MOMO
OH MY GOF
DONT LEAVE ME HERE
MOMOPLEAZSE
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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serophane42
you ok in there? lol
if you need a few minutes i don’t mind waiting! :]
kyojiro0801
no yea omfg sry
im
sry jst give me
2 mins 🙏
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hantastic
lmfao guys i think she’s scared of motorcycles
denkiplier
YOU BROUGHT YOUR BIKE??????
eijirock
holy shit
hantastic
???? should i not have done that
oh god
did i fuck it up
denkiplier
quite the opposite
the bike, the rings, the half up ponytail……
eijirock
if we dont hear frm u in the next 24 hrs .. good luck & godspeed soldier
denkiplier
o7
eijirock
o7
hantastic
??????
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kyojiro0801
momo
i may hv done smthn bad
yaomomorozu
?!
Is everything alright?
kyojiro0801
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yaomomorozu
LOL!
Kyouka!! That is a whole entire human being in your bed!!
kyojiro0801
AGH. I KNOW
TRUST ME I AM WELL AWARE OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE HUMAN BEING IN MY BED
in my defense he got me daisies.
& complimented my fiona apple poster.
yaomomorozu
LOL.
I never knew he had a tattoo there!
Also, wow. Those scratches are impressive. Should we get manicures soon?
kyojiro0801
STFU
yaomomorozu
Wait, is that my copy of The Alchemist on your shelf?
I thought you said you’d lost it.
kyojiro0801
STOP ZOOMING IN ON MY PICS WTF
ill give it back tmrw omfg
yaomomorozu
Thank you :)
Ugh, Kyouka, I’m so proud of you! You bagged him!
(Is that the right saying?)
kyojiro0801
(..yes)
yaoyorozu
Then congratulations on the bagging!
Did you have fun?
kyojiro0801
,,,,.,..,.yes,.,
hey
stop typing >_> u dont get details
yaomomorozu
Aw.
kyojiro0801
minas rubbin off on u >:(
yaomomorozu
Maybe a bit…
kyojiro0801
ugghgghfdkgd oh my goddd
momo
momoooooo
pls stop me from fleeing the country
yaomomorozu
Kyouka, don’t flee the country.
Put your phone down and make that man some pancakes.
kyojiro0801
but
yaomomorozu
Now.
kyojiro0801
EEK
YES MAAM
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serophane42
hey good morning!
shit, did you have an early class i managed to forget about?
kyojiro0801
good mornin to u 2!!!
nah im still here im jst in the kitchen
hope u like pancakes :) !!
serophane42
oh
kyojiro0801
theres coffee too, do u want a cup?
serophane42
oh my god
yes please
kyojiro0801
gotcha
how do u like it ?
serophane42
50/50 coffee to creamer ratio
kyojiro0801
pfft. ur such a baby ;P
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hantastic
nevermidn guys i get it now
denkiplier
lmfao
hantastic
and i think i need to marry her
denkiplier
LMFAOOOOOO
eijirock
holy shit
@denkiplier THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
denkiplier
HUH??
WHAT DO U MEAN
eijirock
HOW DID SERO BEAT U????
I WAS LITERALLY ON UR SIDE. WORKING TIRELESSLY WITH U
TWO PPL COULDNT GET U LAID ?BUT HANTA GETS THERE FIRST? ???
ALL BY HIMSELF ???!!
denkiplier
well
counterpoint
hanta actually talks to the person he likes
also he’s hot as shit
and over 5’6
eijirock
hmmmmm .
ok yea thts true
counterpoint accepted, short king
denkiplier
omg i wonder if shinsou is into short kings..
[🙄 2]
@hantastic i have your location btw
text us AFTER the walk of shame, you little freak
eijirock
little ? 🤨
hes got 7 inches on u
hantastic
omg kiri she told you?
eijirock
?
wait
oh i get it bc 7 incHKJHVFJ
EUGH.
denkiplier
UGHHHHGHEHKRGKHJEK
EW EW EW EW
eijirock
SERO NOOOOOOO
AAAHAHHJHSF
BAD JOKE ❌ ❌ ❌
denkiplier
NOT peer approved!!!
the tboy council is going to EXECUTE YOU!!
hantastic
tough crowd tonight holy shit
it’s hard out here :(
heh. hard.
denkiplier
ughhgjkhdfj ew EWWW
sero if u don’t stfu i’m gonna throw ur phone in the lake myself
eijirock
^^^ i cld not give a FUCK abt water damage atp u deserve it
sry but we do NOT wanna hear abt ur dick rn
esp when ur still at her housee???
for shame
denkiplier
for SHAME!
eijirock
go make her bed rn
denkiplier
and fluff the pillows!!!!
hantastic
jfc i WILL
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kyojiro0801
coffee’s ready btw
n my roommate is abt to leave for class…
;)
DID U JUST FALL OUTOF BED LMFAOOOOO
serophane42
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
kyojiro0801
HAHAHADHJA
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yaomomorozu
Oh, my.
kyojiro0801
he tucked my plushies in2 bed.
yaomomorozu
I see that.
Heads on pillows and everything…
Kyouka, I think you need to keep this one. Preferably forever.
kyojiro0801
DONT TEMPT ME
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kyojiro0801
hi uhmm
yesterday was rlly fun :)
& this morning
ugh sorry abt tooru shes too nosy for her own good
serophane42
hahaha nooo you’re all good!!
i’m just surprised she managed to guess my zodiac sign?
like?? immediately???
kyojiro0801
yeah i lwk think she might be a witch ?
serophane42
that’s rad
and for what it’s worth, i had fun too :]
kyojiro0801
cool :)
serophane42
hehe
cool :]
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serophane42
DUDE I JSUT WALKED IN ON BAKUGOU ANS TODOROKI MAKIGN OUT???!?!?
yaomomorozu
Oh! I’m glad they finally worked things out. :)
serophane42
oh fuck srry wrong person
WAIT U KNEW ABOUT THEM TOO???
yaomomorozu
Honestly, I think they might have been the only two people who didn’t know.
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hantastic
I JSUT WALKED IN ON BAKUGUO AND TORODOKI MAKIGN OUT INA STORAGE CLOSET
denkiplier
IS THAT WHY MY FUCKING LAB PARTNER ISNT HERE????
eijirock
omg good 4 them #lovewins
denkiplier
bruh
ok i mean if we’re being homosexuals instead of paying attention in class.
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pikapikabitch777
hey is this shinsou?
it’s kaminari from compsci
hitoshin
Yeah it’s Shinsou
pikapikabitch777
omg hi !
hitoshin
Hey
pikapikabitch777
how was your day?
hitoshin
Good
Yours?
pikapikabitch777
good
wanna make out?
hitoshin
Yes
Come over
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alvin and the dipshits
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denkiplier
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dude sero this shit is easy
how did you spend this long losing ur mind over it?? lmfao
eijirock
oh denki ..
hantastic
start running.
denkiplier
ASJKFDHSK??!??