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I'm rarely allowed in Pittoo's room, even when he isn't home his room is locked. But today, it's different. Lady Palutena recently changed the doors in the house. She was new to fixing doors, so she broke Pittoo's doorknob by accident. It won't lock anymore.
Obviously, Pittoo is not happy with this. His door is supposed to always be locked!
While he might not be pleased, I sure am. I always want attention from my brother. I look up to him, but he doesn't care. I'll do anything to get him to recognize me, because I just want to be as cool as him.
This is the best time to enter his room. Of course, his door is unlocked. But, also, I heard him on a call talking about a new "server" he joined. He must be very busy! That means I can enter without him knowing. And best of all, it's around 8:30 PM, which is way past my bedtime. No one would expect me to be awake.
I walk down the hallway, tiptoeing carefully towards his room. I'm in my awesome spacecraft pajamas right now. And the hallways are dark. I'm scared of dark hallways. Lady Palutena always tells me to be careful of my surroundings in the dark. I may just step on a scary Reaper! Or worse... Moomoo...
Despite my fears, I persist. I don't know the last time I was in Pittoo's room, and I'm dying to know what it looks like. Lady Palutena has me clean the house for my weekly chores, but she never lets me clean my brother's room. I think it might be because she doesn't know how to handle him anymore. All Pittoo does is play "Disk cord" and "Jee Tea Ay" on his computers. Whenever he comes out of his room, he is getting something to eat. One of his favorite snacks is this red bag with a spotted cat on it. I think it's a cheetah. Well, apparently they're really spicy! Lady Palutena never let's me eat them. I can't get a good look at the package but Pittoo calls them "Hot Cheetahs". One time Pittoo told me that if I eat one my eyes will turn red, and that's how he got his red eyes. From the "Hot Cheetahs". I guess he has been eating those things since he came out of the Mirror of Truth.
Enough about all this irrelevant stuff. I'm at the door of my brother's room now. I feel so impolite for not knocking, but if I do I'll get busted! The door creaks open. I get down on all fours like a bug and crawl into the room. All of a sudden it's hard to breath and it smells like sweat. My heart is racing. At any moment he could turn around and see me. Then he'd tell on me, and I'd get my Lego time taken away and put in time out.
But he still hasn't turned around.
I examine the room. The window is open and I can see the black sky. I also see a lot of trash on the ground. His bed isn't even made! Pittoo is glued to his computer. I hear a "click clack" noise. I think he is typing. Typing a message to his buddies on the "Disk Cord" game he has mentioned.
I came here to finally get recognized by my awesome twin brother! Now that I'm in the room, he can't get me out. I mean, he actually can. But not without a fight. Lady Palutena took away all of my cool gadgets and guns after I defeated Medusa, though. She told me I don't need them anymore. I have to use just my fists if he fights me.
I'm worried about this, but I'll just get right into it. I spring to my feet. "PITTOO!!!!" I exclaim. No answer? Maybe because I used that nickname he doesn't like. "DARK PIT!!!!" I say instead. Still no answer. Must be because his headphones are on.
I know what to do to get his attention.
I tiptoe to his desk. I see there is a green pencil laying by his mouse. I must sacrifice it.
I snatch that green pencil. "PIT?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"
I giggle.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!"
I throw the pencil out the window.
"What the fuck man?! My green pencil! Why the fuck would you throw it out?! I can't with you. You godamn loser." Pittoo screams at me and uses many bad words. He then turns around at his computer and keeps typing into "Disk Cord".
"What do you want from me?! Why would you throw out my green pencil?! My green pencil..." Pittoo is devastated.
"I just want you to acknowledge me for once!" I cry.
I definitely got a reaction out of him, but I want more attention. I'm going to do something risky. In a blur, my two hands latch onto Pittoo's desk and pull it forward. Everything on it goes sliding and crashes onto the ground. It seems I didn't break anything, because the computer screen is still on.
Pittoo is now yelling asking me what the "F-WORD" I am doing. There's no time to explain. Before he could stop me, I bring the desk to the window and shove it through. I hear a loud thud down below.
Pittoo then types into his "Disk Cord" game. He is definitely addicted.
"All I wanted was just some recognition from you. My big brother best friend forever. I had to go to the extreme."
"I can't believe you'd throw out that green pencil."
"I-"
"The green pencil. Why would you throw it out. Why."
"I already told you, Pittoo- I mean, Dark Pit! I told you I did it because I wanted attention!"
"I'm telling Lady Palutena. Get the fuck out of my room you twat".
I shouldn't have thrown out his green pencil.