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All radio no head:(
11/11/24 11:20 am
Totalloser: OH MY GOD
Totalloser: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE POSTED SOMTHING
Totalloser: IDK WHAT IT IS THO ITS LIKE SYMBOLS OR SLMTVIBG BUT AHHHHHH
Totalloser: WHAT IF ITS MCR 5 OR A TOUR
Totalloser: OH MY GOD MCR5 I NEED IT
Lanadelreyswife: MABYE IT HAS TO DO WITH TGE BLACK PARADE BCS DIDNT THEY JUST PLAY IT AT WWWYF
Totalloser: OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT
Totalloser: IM GOING TO FREAK OHT OHMSYSGSDH
Totalloser: max if it’s mcr 5 Will you go see them with me pleaseeee
Lanadelreyswife: if I’m not broke
Totalloser to thecurefanboy
11/11/24 2:38 pm
Totalloser: hiiiiii
thecurefanboy: hiii
Totalloser: you should like totally come over when you get out of school
thecurefanboy: can you ask mom for me I’m supposed to be taking notes and the teacher is staring
Totalloser: Okay!!!
Totalloser to theREALmom
11/11/24 2:44 pm
Totalloser: Hii Joyce I was wondering if your son could be granted the privilege to come over after school
theREALmom: sure as long as he’s home around 11:30 the latest 12
Totalloser: THANK YOUUUU
Totalloser to thecurefanboy
11/11/24 2:55 pm
Totalloser: your mother said yes so imma wait outside the school for you do you don’t have to walk to my house all alone
thecurefanboy: wow such a gentleman
Totalloser: ik im just a good bf
All radio no head:(
11/11/24 3:12 pm
Totalloser: WHAT THE FUCK
Totalloser: okay so me and will are walking to my house as you guys know, but when where walking this old couple passes us and they take like a double take looking at me and then husband proceed to ask if I’m a boy or a girl
Totalloser: AND THE WIFE THAT ‘that’s a girl’ IN A SORT OF WISPER LIKE WHAT
Totalloser: and then Will decided to say ‘yeah this is my amazing girlfriend you just caught her on a bad day’ in the most manly voice he could do trying not to laugh
thecurefanboy: I’ll let you know I did a very good manly voice
Totalloser: he sounded like a super senior
Lanadelreyswife: STOPP WHAT DID THEY SAY WHEN HE SAID THAT
Totalloser: they laughed at me
S1nclair: there’s no way you let that happen
Totalloser: WELL WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?????
Totalloser: MY BOYFRIEND LITTERLY CALLED ME A GIRL
thecurefanboy: you don’t want princess treatment?
Totalloser: not if your gonna tell old people I’m a girl
Totalloser: DO I EVEN LOOK THAT GIRLY
Totalloser: Not in Like a twink way
S1nclair: ask nance to try one of her outfits on then think about it
Totalloser: yknow what I will
All radio no head:(
11/11/24 4:27 pm
thecurefanboy: he’s sobbing Bcs he looks like nance
thecurefanboy: [photo]
Lanadelreyswife: oh my god he does
smartypants: they look even more similar
Totalloser: SHUT IP I DONOT LOOK LIKE NANCY SOTP
thecurefanboy: I think he’s have a panic attack bye
S1nclair: is he okay?
Lanadelreyswife: I don’t think so
All radio no head:(
11/11/14 6:29 pm
thecurefanboy: he’s okay now nance felt bad and took us for icecream
thecurefanboy: I just had to witness him eating cotton candy and chocolate icecream together
Lanadelreyswife: that’s disgusting
S1nclair: that should be a sin
Totalloser: ITS GOOD
thecurefanboy: HE TRIED TO GET ME TI TRU IT
Taylorswiftswifey: max can u go to the park with me
Lanadelreyswife: sure
Totalloser: Will said he’ll watch arcane with me
Totalloser: I need Act two to come out
Lanadelreyswife: BRO VI IS SO FINE LIKE I NEED HER
S1nclair: I AGREE SHES SO PRETTY
Lanadelreyswife: Lucas back off
S1nclair: WHT I JUST SAID SHES PRETTY
Lanadelreyswife: GRRRRR
Totalloser: DID U HUST GROWL AT BIM
LANADELREYSWIFE: YEAH I DID SHUT UP OR ILL GROWL AT YOU TO
Totalloser: jeez somone is moody today