shegotaway 1 point • 27 minutes ago

 Alright. This might sound crazy… But… It sounds like your jealous.

Boom: Yo.

Mighty: Hi!
Mighty: What’s up?

Boom: Said I could vent?

Mighty: Go ahead.

Boom: My best friend is a dipshit.

Mighty: Um, that’s not really a nice thing to say about your best friend?

Boom: Shut up
Boom: I’m just venting not like I mean it

Mighty: Ah, I see
Mighty: What else happened?

Boom: What I said on the server

Mighty: Oh yeah, you got stood up

Boom: Whatever, I guess

Mighty: I’m sorry
Mighty: I mean, your childhood friend didn’t show up to your hang out right?
Mighty: Maybe there’s a miscommunication?

Boom: Idk.
Boom: I waited hours for him.
Boom: I don’t like being rejected.
Boom: Or being second best.
Boom: He always followed me around you know?
Boom: Now it’s the other way around. I’m always chasing after him.

Mighty: I may understand.
Mighty: I have a childhood friend too
Mighty: Actually, we are also roommates!

Boom: Yeah I’m bummed.
Boom: What are you doing online on a Saturday night?

Mighty: Don’t hit me
Mighty: Or virtually spam me with gifs punching me
Mighty: But I’m in a similar situation except the other way around
Mighty: Guess I overcommitted and lost track of time
Mighty: Was supposed to hang out with my best friend

Boom: Lemme guess
Boom: You stood them up

Mighty: NO
Mighty: I mean, I didn’t mean to!
Mighty: We live together, so technically I thought he’d still be there when I was done

Boom: That’s your problem
Boom: You can’t take shit for granted

Mighty: Yeah, that’s true
Mighty: I’m waiting for him to come home
Mighty: Maybe cry if he doesn’t forgive me.

Boom: You should apologize
Boom: Beg

Mighty: I have
Mighty: Just waiting for him to come home now
Mighty: He’s out with some of our friends

Boom: Looks like you fucked up
Boom: Good thing he has other friends lol

Mighty: Yes, I can admit when I’m wrong
Mighty: Yeah, wish I was there but I think I’ll give him time to cool off

Boom: You taking a shot at me?

Mighty: Not at all!

Boom: I guess I can relate to your friend
Boom: I need space when I’m pissed

Mighty: ( ؕؔʘ̥̥̥̥ ه ؔؕʘ̥̥̥̥ )

Boom: Weirdo

Mighty: You’re the one obsessed with Hero Deku

Boom: AND?

Mighty: I mean, he isn’t a hero anymore…

Boom: Fucks sake I’m already pissed I ain’t arguing with you

Mighty: Hm.

Boom: but thanks for letting me vent, I guess

Mighty: Tentative friends?

Boom: Enemies

Saw the live
You’re the best singer, Kacchan

Did you expect any less

No way
Kacchan sugoi.

Fine.

See you at home?

You can pick me up at Ei’s tomorrow

I’ll bring you coffee.

And the queso de pan from the bakery down our street

Am I forgiven?

Fuck no not yet
Grovel, asshole

I will when I see you, Kacchan

Goodnight

Night

<3 Goodnight <3

UGH
I’m still mad

Keep your fucking eyes on me shitty Deku.

I do, Kacchan
Always do…

Fucker.
Goodnight shithead <3

[Mina’s audio message]

[Transcript]

Mina: Alright, UA fam. Welcome to the BKDK Recap with Pinky & Red Riot, your wonderful hero hosts. Today, we will be covering Bakugo’s live singing—perhaps—roundabout confession of feelings, his jealous streak, and undying love for the class A mascot, Izuku-chan.

Ei: Late last evening, our Blasty texted us begging to meet at the bar on 5th Street. Yes, that’s right, folks. The one with the karaoke machine! Our squad is having a dandy time shooting shots and drinking beer. Bakugo refused to discuss why he was upset - but we all know why, thanks to Hanta’s investigative skills. His key informant, the boyfriend, the manly Todoroki, let it slip that Midoriya’s first kiss was Rody Soul.

Mina: That’s right, folks. You know how Mido-chan had a summer fling streak while we were in UA. Well, apparently, Mr. Soul made his move and kissed Mido while they were on the run!

Ei: Bakugo-bro refused to talk about it once we were all seated.

Mina: No surprises there. But! He did let it slip that he made a totally romantic dinner for Midoriya.

Ei: On his day off too! With cake from the Fancy French Bakery.

Mina: Wait — did he ask Aoyama for the rec?

Ei: My bro… got stood up.

Mina: Yes, you heard it dear listeners, our Blasty sulked all night. Blasty drank two beers and took three shots! You saw him on my Live. He’s a “I want to cry but I won’t” kind of drunk.

Ei: He looked awesome when he got up on stage and sang!

Mina: Yeah, who knew that heartbreak do this to him.

Ei: …I did…

Mina: Yeah…

[Door bell rings. A voice greets from a far.]

Mina: Ei — who’s at the door? Oh shit, Mido? Hold on.

Ei: Hey, bro, you made it!

Mina: Hi, Mido-chan?

Midoriya: Is Kacchan here?

Mina: Well good morning to you too, Midoriya!

Midoriya: Oh hi, good morning! Sorry. Worried about Kacchan.

Ei: All good, he’s doing fine. Probably still—.

Mina: Yeah, he’s in the guest room.

Midoriya: Kacchan, Kacchan, come out!

Ei: —asleep.

Midoriya: I brought the queso de pan you like, and coffee! We can still go on our run later tonight. The weather isn’t so bad, and again, I’m so so so sorry about yesterday. Oh—wait, Kacchan are you still asleep?

Ei: Mido, I think you should let him sleep a bit more, he’s a bit tired from last night.

Midoriya: Oh okay, yes, that’s right. Kacchan must be tired. I saw you had a lot of fun last night without me…Such a great singer, Kacchan. I always knew though. Because I’ve heard you singing in the shower. Oh wait, maybe I wasn’t supposed to know.

Mina: Fucking hell are you kidding me?

Midoriya: Kacchan, take your time. I’ll wait here, ok? You can rest, no need to get up right away.

[A door slams open.]

Bakugo: Fuck, so early. What’s the noisy?

Midoriya: Kacchan! Morning!

Bakugo: Oh. You’re here.

Midoriya: Yes. Of course, I said I’d pick you up.

Bakugo: Tch. So you’re either late or early huh.

Midoriya: Kacchan. Please. You know I’m sorry. Besides, sounds like you had fun last night.

Bakugo: I guess.

Midoriya: How come you all had a night out without me?

Bakugo: Stupid nerd. Do you have to come with me to do everything?

Midoriya: No, it’s just usually Kacchan invites me…

Bakugo: Well, I would have. But you were on the phone and shit with that rodent for hours.

Midoriya: I’m so sorry, Kacchan! Don’t be mean!

Bakugo: Just saying the truth.

Midoriya: I’m sorry!

Bakugo: I dunno. You forgot we were gonna have our movie night. I cooked and shit. You forgot, Izuku.

Midoriya: I know, Kacchan! I really didn’t forget! I just lost track of time, like I do when we hang out.

Bakugo: Fuck you don’t compare what we have with that asshole.

Midoriya: Kacchan…

Bakugo: Tch. What?

Midoriya: I put all the food away. We can go home and re-heat it now! Or we can go out for lunch and then eat what you made for dinner later, and we can still watch the BHNA movies we talked about.

Bakugo: Nah.

Mina: [whispering] is he about to cry?

Ei: Shit, yeah.

Midoriya: [hiccuping] I know, Kacchan, I really messed up. It’s just I haven’t talked to Rody in so long! He was catching me up with how his siblings are doing. They’re almost done with high school now, and one of them has a part time job in a cafe. The oldest one is applying to college and wanted some advice on the application process and choosing their major. They’re doing really well! They’ve been saving up for a house, now that Rody’s got a better job and…

Bakugo: If I wanted to know I’d ask.

Midoriya: Kacchan…

Bakugo: He’s more important.

Mina: Oh my god, Bakugo, you jealous bitch.

Ei: Babe, shhhh.

Midoriya: Not at all! Kacchan is the most important person in my life along with my mom and All Might!

Bakugo: Uh huh, yeah sure. I’m so important you forgot about our plans.

Midoriya: Kacchan please, I’m so sorry [sobbing]. I really didn’t forget. I thought you’d still be there. My faulty, I know. I didn’t mean to take you and your time for granted, Kacchan. Really. But that’s what I did and I’m so sorry. I’m a dumbass, sometimes, like you say.

Bakugo: Yeah, you are.

Midoriya: Kacchan said it was fine if I’m a dumb Deku.

Bakugo: Whatever. It’s fine, nerd. Got it all out of my system. You’re here now, and you’re gonna make it up to me. I know the guilt is eating you up. So you better plan a good ass day for us.

Midoriya: [hiccuping] I will, Kacchan.

Bakugo: One thing though.

Midoriya: What is it?

Bakugo: I thought we don’t keep secrets from each other.

Midoriya: We don’t!

Ei & Mina: Oh my god.

Bakugo: You do, though. Icy Hot told Soy Sauce about your first kiss.

Mina: [whispers] Mido is so red! [laughs]

Midoriya: I didn’t think that was important?

Bakugo: The fuck. You know everything about be from my fucking morning routine to when I need to take a piss, shithead. You thought that wasn’t something I’d like to know?

Midoriya: I dunno! I guess I was shy. We never talk about things like that!

Bakugo: Like what?

Midoriya: Feelings?

Bakugo: Well maybe we should start and shit. Don’t fucking hold back on me, Izuku.

Ei & Mina: Oh my god. Is it happening?

Midoriya: Ok. I’d like that.

Bakugo: No secrets.

Midoriya: Promise.

Bakugo: Tell me everything. I want to know… dummy.

Midoriya: You too, Kacchan. I want to know everything about Kacchan.

Bakugo: Keep your fucking eyes on me, nerd.

Midoriya: Always.

[Laughing from Bakugo and Midriya]

Bakugo: [coughs] Alright, Ei, Pinky. We’re leaving.

Midoriya: Want to have the left overs for dinner and go to the place in downtown for lunch?

Bakugo: What about the cake?

Midoriya: Kept it in the fridge. Thank you for that, by the way.

Bakugo: Of fucking course. Nerd.

Midoriya: Kacchan knows me so well.

Bakugo: Apparently not everything.

Midoriya: Yes, everything! Well, now, I guess. I’m sure there’s nothing else I haven’t told you. But what about you, Kacchan. Who was your first kiss?

[Mina & Ei squeal into the phone].

Bakugo: Haven’t had time for that shit.

Midoriya: Wait, you’ve never been kissed Kacchan?

Bakugo: So what?

Midoriya [laughs]: Nothing.

Bakugo: Spit it out!

Midoriya: Let’s go home, Kacchan.