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(Spoken conversation)
Todoroki :
Hi Shinsou.
Shinsou :
Hi.
Todoroki :
You look really happy ever since Bakugou noticed you.
Shinsou :
Yeah, he’s pretty… uh…
Todoroki :
Do you like him ?
Shinsou :
What ? No ! Why- why would I like him ? We’re just friends !
Todoroki :
But you said he was pretty ?
Shinsou :
I meant to say that he’s pretty intimidating, nothing more !
Kaminari :
Shinsou ? Are you coming to eat ?
Shinsou :
No, I’m gonna eat with Todoroki today, thank you.
Kaminari :
You sure ? Bakubro won’t be happy~
Todoroki :
It’s fine, Shinsou. Let’s go eat with them.
Kaminari (laughing) :
Well then, that’s fixed !
Shinsou (whispering, to Kaminari) :
What’s funny ?
Kaminari (whispering) :
Todoroki’s convinced that Bakubro’s his friend, and Bakubro keeps trying to kill him for it.
You’ve gotta see it !
The three of them walk over to Midoriya and Bakugou.
Bakugou :
Eyebags ! Finally ! How are you-
He notices Todoroki.
Bakugou (pointing at Todoroki) :
What the fuck is he doing here ?
Todoroki :
Eating lunch with my friends.
Bakugou :
We. Are. Not. Friends. Fuck off.
Shinsou and Kaminari are muffling their laughs from behind Bakugou. Midoriya is sputtering “Kacchan !” over and over. Todoroki sits down at the table next to Midoriya.
Bakugou :
Anyway. There’s a party at Shigaraki’s house tonight, if you wanna come, Shinsou.
Shinsou :
Yeah, sure.
Midoriya :
And, uh, Todoroki, I know you don’t have many friends, so, uh, maybe, if you wanted, you could, uh… Come ? To the party ?
Todoroki :
Okay.
Shinsou :
Todoroki, can you leave for a minute ? I need to talk to Midoriya, Bakugou and Kaminari. Privately.
Todoroki :
Sure.
Todoroki leaves.
Shinsou :
What the fuck was that, Midoriya ?
Midoriya :
Shinsou ? Nothing, I was just asking Todoroki if he wanted to come with us to the party !
Shinsou :
Don’t use my friend as a fucking pity case ! What the hell, man !
Bakugou :
Calm down, Eyebags. Deku’s just like that. He makes everything seem like he’s pitying you, and then tells you he just wants to help.
Kaminari :
Yeah, don’t worry about it. No one is using Todoroki as a pity case here.
Shinsou :
Fucking still-
Bakugou snaps with his fingers. Midoriya sighs, resigned, and Kaminari make an excited sound. Midoriya leaves the scene, and Toga comes to replace him. Kaminari and her stand behind Bakugou.
(End of spoken conversation)
[Music starts]
Shigaraki points at the group in the background and Dabi gets a camera out. Iida is also in the background, looking a bit pissed off. Todoroki is watching from a distance.
Click here to see the choreography it's so fucking good
Bakugou :
Are we gonna have a problem ?
You got a bone to pick ?
You’ve come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick ?
Bakugou puts his foot on Shinsou’s chest and pushes him down, then comes to stand over him.
Bakugou :
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice,
Listen up biatch !
Toga & Kaminari :
I like !
Bakugou :
Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
Toga & Kaminari :
I like !
Bakugou :
Drinking hard, maxing Dad’s credit card
Toga & Kaminari :
I like !
Bakugou :
Skipping’ gym, fucking her, screwing him
Toga & Kaminari :
I like !
Bakugou :
Killer clothes
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
Kicking nerds in the nose !
Bakugou :
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls,
Let your mommy fix you a snack.
Toga & Kaminari :
Woah !
Bakugou :
Or you could come smoke,
Have some rum and coke,
In my Porsche with the quarterback!
Toga & Kaminari :
Woah ! Woah ! Woah !
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
Honey, whatchu waiting for ?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store !
Shinsou gets up from the ground and brushes himself off.
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
Guys fall
Toga :
At your feet,
Pay the check
Kaminari :
Help you cheat
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
All you
Toga :
Have to do
Bakugou :
Say goodbye to Shamoo !
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
That freak’s
Kaminari :
Not your friend I can tell in the end
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
If he
Toga :
Had your shot
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
He would leave you to rot !
Bakugou :
‘Course if you don’t care,
Fine !
Go braid his hair,
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Toga & Kaminari :
Woah !
Toga :
Or forget that creep
Kaminari :
And get in my jeep
Bakugou :
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn !
Toga & Kaminari :
Woah ! Woah ! Woah !
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
Honey, whatchu waiting for ?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore !
Then step into my candy store !
Bakugou, Toga and Kaminari corner Shinsou.
Bakugou :
You can join the team
Toga & Kaminari :
Or you can bitch and moan
Bakugou :
You can live the dream
Toga & Kaminari :
Or you can die alone
Bakugou :
You can fly with eagles
Toga & Kaminari :
Or if you prefer
Bakugou :
Keep on testing me
Toga & Kaminari :
And end up like him !
Todoroki :
So, are we going to a party or not ?
Shigaraki :
Not with that killjoy attitude you’re not !
Dabi :
Loosen up a bit, would you ?
Shigaraki (suggestive) :
I could help you with that, if you want.
Todoroki :
No, thank you.
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
Woah !
Midoriya (from the back) :
Honey, whatchu waiting for-
Bakugou (spoken) :
Shut up Deku !
Bakugou throws the nearest object available at Midoriya. The nearest object turns out to be Todoroki. Todoroki lands on Midoriya, sending him to the ground.
Bakugou :
Step into my candy store !
Toga & Kaminari :
Time for you to prove
You're not a lame ass anymore !
Bakugou, Toga & Kaminari :
Then step into my candy store
It’s my candy store,
It’s my candy,
It’s my candy store,
It’s my candy store,
It’s my candy store !
(Spoken conversation)
Bakugou :
Why now are you pulling on my dick ?
Bakugou shoves Shinsou to the ground.
Shinsou :
Ugh. I think I broke something.
Jirou :
Again ? Someone call Recovery Girl.
Kaminari :
Which one was it this time ?
Shinsou :
Might be the elbow, I caught myself on it.
Bakugou :
Idiot.
Shinsou :
You’re the idiot, you shoved too hard !
Bakugou :
Yeah ? You usually like when I go hard.
Shinsou :
Usually we have a bed.
Midoriya (going red) :
OKAY ! Shinsou, are you sure it’s a break ? Recovery Girl won’t be happy if it isn’t.
Shinsou :
You would know, wouldn’t you ?
Satou :
At this point we should just let Recovery Girl be part of the rehearsals, it’d save her the trip.
Ashido :
She’d probably enjoy it too, wouldn’t she ?
[Fifteen minutes and a healing session later]
Recovery Girl :
Sure, I’ll stay here. You, kid with the glasses !
Iida :
Yes ?
Recovery Girl :
Go to my office and make a note telling people that unless it takes more than a week to heal, I’m not available.
Iida runs off. Recovery Girl takes a chair and sits in a corner.
Jirou :
Okay everyone, go over your lines for a bit. Bakugou, Shinsou, please go practice the shove until Shinsou doesn’t get hurt when Bakugou does it.
Everyone sits down in different directions. Recovery Girl sighs and goes to sit closer to Shinsou and Bakugou.
[About twenty minutes or so later]
Shinsou :
Oh God step on me.
Bakugou (grinning like a maniac) :
Knew you liked that, you little masochist.
Jirou (exhausted) :
Recovery Girl, where did you get popcorn ?
Recovery Girl :
Honey, when you’re as old as I am in a school filled with horny teenagers, you learn to keep snacks with you for situations like this.
Jirou :
I hate that this makes sense- SHINSOU ARE YOU HARD ?!
Shoji (from far away) :
AGAIN ?
(Spoken conversation)
Bakugou :
If you lack the balls, you can go pla-
Jirou :
Okay, stop for a minute.
Bakugou :
What’s the problem, Earjack ?
Jirou :
Nothing, go make out with Shinsou.
Bakugou makes a move towards Shinsou, who is still on the floor.
Jirou :
Do not. Actually make out with Shinsou. This was a joke.
Shinsou :
Shame, woulda been hot with the skirt on.
Bakugou :
I’ll kill you !
Jirou (ignoring the ass beating going on in the background) :
Anyway. Midoriya, your dance moves suck. I thought you were getting better ever since the last culture festival, what’s happening ?
Midoriya :
Uh- Well, it’s just that- it’s only because-
Bakugou (currently sitting on Shinsou’s chest, strangling him) :
Deku can’t move his hips for shit !
Kaminari nods solemnly.
Jirou :
Ah. Well, what can we do about that ?
Toga :
I can do the dance !
Jirou :
When did you get here- You know what, I’m not even going to ask, sure, let’s do it. Bakugou, stop murdering your boyfriend for a minute and come rehearse.
Bakugou (getting off of Shinsou) :
Don’t tell me what to do, Ears !
Toga :
You’re soooo cute when you’re using violence !
Not cuter than Deku-kun or Ochaco-chan though !
Both Midoriya and Uraraka blush at this, although we can’t see Uraraka.
Bakugou :
You have horrible taste in men, but Round Cheeks is badass, so I’ll give you a pass.
Toga (smiling wide) :
Can I taste your blood ? We’re going to be best friends !
Bakugou (grinning maniacally) :
You can fucking try.
Jirou :
Ahem ! If you know the dance, Toga, can we try this out ? We start again at Bakugou’s snap, and you can try out switching with Deku then.
Everyone goes back to their position and Toga dances with Kaminari and Bakugou. No one notices Dabi filming in the background while Shigaraki wheezes.
[Start video]
[Toga Himiko, Kaminari Denki, and Bakugou Katsuki are seen in outfits similar to the Heathers, with a short plaid skirt reaching mid-thigh, and a simple shirt under a jacket. All of them wear knee-high socks with simple heels. Toga is in green, Kaminari in yellow, and Bakugou in red. Toga wears green bows in her hair, Kaminari has a lot of bracelets and necklaces in a few different colors, and Bakugou sports killer eyeshadow (he refuses to tell anyone how he does it and will only do it on others if he’s paid).]
[Next to them, on the ground, is Shinsou Hitoshi. He wears a capture weapon/scarf on his shoulders, on top on an oversized T-shirt with “List of people I like : 1) Cats.” on it. A “2) Bakugou.” has been scribbled underneath it in white marker. With it, he wears baggy jeans and black converses.]
[Over the video in a text saying “Welcome to the backstage of 2-A’s show for this year’s culture festival. Two insufferable gay bitches playing the lead for a musical.”]
[Bakugou is standing over Shinsou, saying his lines while leaning over him. The camera zooms in to focus on Shinsou’s face, completely red. It then dezooms to capture the whole dance from behind.]
[End video]
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6,852 comments :
By 2kool_4sqool :
Wait is that Candy Store from Heathers the Musical ?
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By Water_on_a_hot_day :
Omg ur right !!!!
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By SL33PY_AL13N :
I love this song so muchhhhh
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By Kiralit :
Is it me or are the two playing Heather C and Veronica a bit… 🏳️🌈
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By TheDarkThatComesAndTheBatsThatFollow :
Fruity ? Yeah I thought so too
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By Self_Indulgent_Biscuit :
Match made in hell
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By RaYoFcHaOs :
Those dance moves tho
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By SketchingShelly :
I’ve shown this to my grandma and she started doing the dance what ????
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By vlad_the_p0ker :
Incredible
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By Bababooi :
Wait isn’t this Bakugou from the sports festival, in red ???
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By CloverOfAsgard :
No way that’s the same guy what
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By MyStory_48 :
I wanna know who did his makeup tho
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By Jadepixil :
Rushing to buy tickets rn
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By Yukiano_2 :
They’re sold out now TT-TT
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By Jadepixil :
@Yukiano_2 I’m so sorryy
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[Post by : teenagers-scare-the-living-shit-outta-me
Okay but can we talk about whatever the fuck is going on between the Bakugou kid who won the sports festival last year and the purple haired one (I think he’s called Shinsou ?) ??? Bc I didn’t imagine that shirt.]
[Post by : i-am-over-here
Also the fact that Bakugou was leaning heavily over him like damn just kiss already]
[Post by : three-raccoons-and-a-possum-in-a-trench-coat
RIGHT ??? You could see the other kids in the background looking SO done and that’s how you know they do that every fucking day]
[Post by : walmart-vampire
Toga here ! I don’t exactly live with them but I can confirm they totes do that every day]
[Post by : spears-are-hot
OMG HI TOGA !!!! I loved your dance so much bc Heathers is my favorite musical and you did it so perfectly !! Are you the one who posted the video ?]
[Post by : walmart-vampire
Nah, it was Dabi and Shiggy ! Loved doing the dance tho]
[Reblog by : unemployed-fanfic-writer
#as dabi said #two insufferable gay bitches playing the lead for a musical #Shinbaku #this is becoming so fucking popular and it’s been two days #UA High School drama]
(Spoken conversation)
Bakugou has his head in Shinsou’s lap, on the couch of the common room. Toga bursts in, holding her phone up, open on a random edit.
Toga :
Bakugou ! Shinsou !
Bakugou :
Ah ? What do you want ?
Toga :
You’re both trending online !
Shinsou :
Uh ? Show me.
Toga hands him her phone.
[Start video]
[Snippet from Dabi’s behind the scenes video. You can hear Bakugou saying “You got a bone to pick ? You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick ?” and pushing Shinsou to the ground before the audio is cut off and various snippets from the video are shown, muted, while “Let’s be friends so we can make out” plays]
[End video]
Bakugou :
The fuck ?
Shinsou :
*Dying of laughter*
Bakugou :
Why the fuck did they do that ?
Toga starts recording.
Toga :
They’re shipping you and Shinsou !
Shinsou :
It’s because we’re the perfect couple, aren’t we blasty ?
Bakugou :
Damn right we are.
Shinsou and Bakugou start making out.
Toga (shouting over the kissing noises) :
Can I post this ?
Bakugou (flipping her off) :
Do whatever the fuck you want, I don’t give a shit.
Shinsou gives her a thumbs up. At the same moment, Midoriya walks into the common room, squawks, then walks out, face completely red.
